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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

... because someone suggested it ...

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Photographer: "Quick, everyone, LOOK GAY!"

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Daryus: Did you have to get that wall of glass so close?!

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Minutes before arriving at the studio Daryus and his friend practice one last time for the auditions for the roles The Joker and The Riddler.

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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*This was the very last thing the bug saw before impacting itself upside Daryus's Jeff Goldbloom-esque face!*

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Allah will smile upon us when we drive this truck and its cargo right into Washington!!"

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"So this is why you should use Crest, ladies & gentlement! For a grin so white, you'll blind the photographer!"

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Nimrod: I do believe that is the funniest thing ever.

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"...he got a mind control car from a great menace named Euri and they began conquest! THE RED MENANCE~ so yuo have too fight back and destroy teh RED TIDE before it destroys the AMERICAN!!! PS: The russiens also took over Texas and thats good becuase Texans need to have robots with missales shoved up there butts anyways (texans are the worst evar)."

-JEFF K.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neill attempt to scare the T-Rex away.

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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Australia's newly developed Anti-missle defense mechanism... Scaring them away!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Daryus, is that a blue velvet shirt you have on you? Very "outback"ish!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Next, our sources have leaked what is believed to be the first test picture taken for the filming of the new "Beavis and Butt-Head" live-action movie*

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

*Executives from Showtime have released a photo of the newest cast members to be added for the next season of Queer As Folk. The two actors are reported to play classmates of Justin (Randy Harison) who complicate his life and relationship with Brian (Gale Harold). Producers of the show commented that when the characters are seen in the first episode of next season, they will be in the middle of things.*

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

TOOL...pretend for a moment that not everyone watches that hrekt show or would even CARE to even if they could, right?

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"I�ll never fall in the arms of someone sincere
I fall just the same
And like before, it's just too hard."
---Kim Leaman, "Sincere"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Smile for the camera, Constipation Boy, this is one of our very few photo Ops!"

"Whatever you say, Eyebrow-Man!"

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited May 04, 2001).]

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Daryus: Now get your fucking hand off my fucking dick you filthy mongrel.

Other bloke: I can't fucking help myself! I think you're a really attractive bloke, Marry me!

Daryus: Marry you? Piss off you drongo - you do know I'm fucking straight. *thinks and grins* he wants me, the bastard wants me!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9

Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

This is what happens when they remake movies and screw w/ them. I mean, who would ever have guessed that this was a scene from Thelma and Louise...?

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Lister: "Cat, what are you doing?"
Cat: "I'm courting."
Lister: "Courting who?"
Cat: "Whoever shows up!"
-Red Dwarf, "Me�"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Jeff, you gonna put this baby to sleep soon?

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"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."

Samuel Hoffenstein

Posted by JeffKardde (Member # 411) on :

Nimrod wins for his,

"Allah will smile upon us when we drive this truck and its cargo right into Washington!!"

Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :

Hooray, Pokie!