OK, I swore I'd never do more than one a week, but I had these two cool titles which go together, and couldn't decide between the two images, and it is after all the end of Star Trek: Voyager in the US, so. . .
Fraternity of Voyager initiation technique: Having some of Neelix's food.
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care?" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Chakotay, long known as the prankster of the Voyager bunch, just couldn't resist the urge to dump leola root punch on the unsuspecting crewmember...
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
- Sol System, 2/24/01
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Tuvok, thinking to himself: I just don't get it... Why does everyone else here have punch, and all I get is this lousy PADD?
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
- Sol System, 2/24/01
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
As the cast of Voyager say goodbye to series founder Jeri Taylor, certain thoughts came through each of their minds...
Garret Wang: Just keep on smiling for the camera...god I hope this ends soon.
Robert Picardo: Okay, what the hell will happen to my character now that she's gone, go gay?
Robert Beltran: What the hell is stuck to Jeri's ass? Did she sit on the woopie cushion Tim put on her chair?
Kate Mulgrew: OH SHIT! Good thing this glass is in front of my face or else people will see spinach in my teeth.
Tim Russ: Don't laugh just yet at the woopie cushion, don't laugh just yet...
Robert Ducan McNeil: Should I tell the cast that this is not Jeri Taylor but her assistant that they are giving the check to? Oh whatever...
------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T
Posted by MIB on :
Thoughts of Jeri Taylor: Tim shall die slowly for the whoopie cushion.
------------------ "I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
And they were all just standing there, gawking and leering at me.
Taylor: Um, hi, Viewers? Yeah, we'd just like to thank both of you for sticking with this show right 'till the end... How 'bout a hand, cast, for our loyal viewers!
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Um...y'all DO know that's NOT Jeri Taylor, don't you?
And if it IS....well, DAMN....she must've used Dr. Giger's cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber, cause she looks a LOT younger than her previous photos showed her to be.
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Photographer: Hold! Hold! *FLASH* Alright, relax.
*everyone coughs and gags*
Mulgrew: Tim, you just HAD to have Taco Bell last night, didn't you? Ugh!
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
TV Anchorwoman: The cast of Voyager today celebrates the death of the 200th unknown crew member from the show. Stuntwoman Maryal Genewest was honored today with a bloodied comm badge by most of Voyager's cast. Minus from the celebration was Ethan Phillips and Jeri Ryan, for Phillips is on vacation and Ryan is filming Dracula 2000 in New Orleans.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Picture from the movie "Who Shot Brannon Braga"?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
The crew is patiently awaiting the party to end in order to find a McDonald's for some "proper food".
[ May 29, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Lady: Operators are standing by! We need you to pledge your money now! The first 100 callers to pledge $100 or more for "Plots for Voyager" will get this hand-crafted handkerchief, one of Gene Roddenberry's favorite. It is said he blew his nose in it during the directing of the Original Series. It's a $49.99 value, and it's yours FREE if you call now!
[ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: Jeff Raven ]
Posted by Hunter (Member # 611) on :
Even in Kirks worst nightmare Hell had never looked like this!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Winner is, finally, Michael_T. Runner-up is Sol. Honourable mention goes to Krenim for successfully recycling his winning CapCom entry. 8)
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Yay me! Ok, back to similies and metaporns for me.
