Q: "And YOU'RE not Wilhelm Roentgen, Picard..he had HAIR!"
Stewart (OOC): "Cheap shot, de Lancie..."
de Lancie (OOC): "Well, you insinuated I looked like a blind frenchman. I was forced to respond in kind. So nyah."
Picard: You realize there's a booger hanging from your nose...
Picard: I hope you know I use that to pluck my nosehairs.
Q: I know. I plan to use it to pluck them out so you will lose. As Worf will say, "Prepare for ramming speed!"
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Picard: I got the toilet seat first.
Q: But I've got extreme bladder problems. Get off. Now.
Picard: Uhhhh......
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DeLancy: No, _I_ won the trophy
Stewart: Did not!
DeLancy: Did TOO!
Person standing on the other side of them: I wonder if they realize that I attached it to them with superglue?
Q: *appraising the object and how it makes Picard look* No, I liked the golden one better. Your nose looks big in this one.
Q: You didn't hear me? Let me put this on you. I'll say again, I slept with your wife.
"Your Place or Mine"?
Q: It's not.
Picard: It is!
Q: That is not the stinking ocean Jean-Luc...it's the sound of air....
Picard: No...no!! Damn you!! It is the ocean!
Andorian Turtleneck: 120 credits
Time spent with an old friend/nemesis learning about the infinite possibilities of existance and the nonlinear nature of life, the universe, and everything: Priceless.
Bob: Yes indeed. And here we ave the stars of the late 24th century; Q...the reigning champion. Won previously after a gruelling 22 year bout with Mr Tipsilicus. It was tough going...
Jeff: Especially since Tipsilicus didn't have any eye-lids!
Both: HA HA HA!
Bob: Yep *sniff*, Q eventually won on a tecnicality. Mr Tipsilicus had his IV drip connected wrong, and instead of fresh blood, he'd had Lucky Charm puree pumped into his body for 2 decades!
Jeff: That doesn't make sense.
Bob: Quiet you! Anyway, this heat has proven to be even more exciting. They've now been going at it for 26 whole years! And there's just one question on everyone's mind!
Jeff: How comes Q's hairs gotten a lot longer than Picards?
Bob: No...
Jeff: And what's up with that beard? I mean, well, what's up with it?
Bob: Er,
Jeff: And why wasn't this funnier?
Bob: I believe Liam had an ear-trumpet joke lined up, but it was too similar to another entry.
Jeff: Perhaps he should actually do some of his own Capcoms then?
Bob: Maybe. Of something other than Trek. And something he can create screengrabs of.
Jeff: That limits it to Dragon Ball Z, Friends, Spaced...
Bob: Spaced is good!
Jeff: Yes. And no-one outside the UK has ever seen it.
Bob: Oh
Jeff: Spaced...or the Powerpuff Girls
Bob: Ooh, what a choice.
Jeff: Shut up. He'll be getting the Transformers the Movie DVD (region 2) when it comes out. And the Beast Wars one.
Bob: It'll be too late by then. And anyway, we've gone on WAY past the point of this being funny.
Jeff: You're right. Lee, just mark the top bit. There's a good chap.
Bob: So it's good night from me!
Jeff: ...
Bob: Say it!
Jeff *sigh* And it's good night from him.
Bob: Bye!
*waves, lights go out*
Jeff: You know, that joke doesn't quite work...
Yes. Judge now, lest ye be judged. Or something.
And AS abriter, I hereby declare Jay The Obscure as the winner because I can hear their voices in my head doing that & it makes me chortle uncontrollably everytime I think of it.
Shik (left): *humbly* Yes, master. . .
But, yeah, OK, what the hell. Runner-up is Sol for the Mastercard thing.