For those who are new to the coms, this is how it goes. A picture of Jubilicious Jubilee is presented below. Your job is come up with the most insightful and funniest caption to go with the picture. Charles and Jubes will be judging them. On your mark, get set, go!
My entry:
Jubes is saying, "Oh my Goddess, Siegfried sent me a nude picture of himself. Why the heck am I with Charles when I could have that hunk of man!?!?"
Posted by Jeff The Card (Member # 411) on :
"Oh my Goddess, Sol System sent me a nude picture of himself. Why the heck am I with Charles when I could have that hunk of ... OH-MY-GOD, would that even FIT!?!?"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Well, honestly, the look on her face makes her look not totally "with it"... :-)
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I am never nude.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Col. Kurtz: "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight. . . razor. . . and surviving."
Posted by Jeff The Card (Member # 411) on :
quote:I am never nude.
So you either shower in your clothes ...
Or never shower at all.
Which would explain the smell.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
"My God, and it is full of STARS!!!!....."
Jubilee McGann is never seen or heard from again.
Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :
Some animated gifs really do have hypnotic powers.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
quote: So you either shower in your clothes ...
Or never shower at all.
When my clothes are off I am covered in the blinding white light of glory.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Jubes: What the... my god! All those stories about Asian guys and how small...oh my god they are true!!! I gotta send Michael_T a sympathy card.
[ July 14, 2001: Message edited by: Michael_T ]
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Jubes discovers Charles' hidden [insert disgusting thing here] collection on his computer.
[ July 14, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Jubes: "Look at all this porn."
If there is a next time, I think a funnier picture should be chosen.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
*chuckle* keep checking the cam, Siegfried..... you missed the really funny ones earlier that evening.
The cam is on again today, as well.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
DAB NABBIT! I keep forgettting to check the damn JubieCam. ARRRRRGH!
Posted by Wes1701E (Member # 212) on :
Figure 1: Lee's Dear Mother
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I need to combine some earlier entries for this...
*Jubilee sits down at Charles' computer* "Oh my god... It's full of porn..."
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Porn seems to be a pretty big theme in this contest, isn't it? Got an explanation for why we associate you with porn, Jubes?
Here's another entry for me: "Oh my Goddess. I found the perfect color scheme for Flare. Fushcia and gold!"
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Oh yes, Jubes runs a porn site called Badpuppy...
My entry:
I hate Macs...they look so fruity and queer. I wish that Charles bought me a plain old beige Windows PC. At least that's more fun than this stable MacOS.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Jubes runs Badpuppy!?!?!? Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I beg your pardon? You're saying things about my mother, you little piece of shit?
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
"What is it with these Japanese cartoons and gigantic breasts?"
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
"Charles, there's an e-mail here for you saying you won the walk-on role for the US version of Queer As Folk. Is there something you want to tell me?"
