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Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Well, being a member of Demon Internet, I get a hostname that forms part of my email (as in [email protected]) or my homepage (http://www.leenet.demon.co.uk).

And it's gotten totally overrun with spam. I've checked and I'm allowed one free change of hostname, but can't think of anything. Something to do with phasers would be nice, I suppose, but it has to sound cool(!).

Course, sod's law says that any good name suggested will either be taken, or will be snapped up by some UK lurker who's been thinking about joining Demon. But at this stage, I'll take the chance. . .
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
PhasersGalore?
IGotAPhaser?
IsThatAPhaserInYourPocketOrAreYouHappyToSeeMe?
ThreeSettings?
EightSettings?
SixteenSettings?
GunsAndStuff?
TheWideBeam?
TrekWeapons?
PhasersByLee?
IAmNotWearingAnyUnderwear?
Sex-Lies-Phasers?
Phasers4FunAndProfit?
IWillShootYou?
ThePhaser?
NoTorpedoesHere?
BigPowerfulGuns?
BulletsVsPhasedEnergy?
TheFutureOfWeaponTech?
BetterThanPorn?
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
*sigh* I was hoping for a one-word hostname. . . you know, for a while I considered "hyperion" (nothing to do with phasers, I just liked the word) but discarded it because with Demon ("hyperiON.demON") it sounded funny.
 
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
Whistler?
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Sex.
Speed.
Shit.
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Malnurtured
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Phaseriffic?
IPhaserU?
Fraggenstein?
Modulator?
Vaporized?
Setting14?
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Valis doesn't appear to be taken. Guess what I just finished?
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Ubik? 8)

Actually, I did consider "phaserfire." Thoughts?
 


Posted by This space for rent, 810-553-2676 (Member # 417) on :
 
mmmm, Lee, just change your email.... lee(add middle initial)@leenet.demon.co.uk
or,
[email protected]


It would be far easier it seems.
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
You forgot "WannaSeeMyPhaser"...
 
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
 
I was going to suggest "The Armory" or "The Weapons Locker" but you found your name already.
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
ShowMeYourPhaserAndI'llShowYouMine
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
How about DeadLee ?
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
JeffR, contrary to all evidence at hand, Lee is still (I hope, otherwise I'll feel rather silly) alive and kicking.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Erm... I think it was a pun. "DeadLee". "Deadly". Ha, ha.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
*rolls eyes*
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
*grabs the rolling eyes and RUNS*
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
::trips Capps::
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
*slaps Capps as he trips and flips*
 
Posted by Wes1701E (Member # 212) on :
 
*picks up rolling eyes, dusts them off... runs*
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*trips Wes and picks up eyeballs. While I'm at it, I also take Wes's wallet, checkbook, lucky Lizard's foot, wristwatch, shoelaces, and underwear. Runs like hell*
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
His underwear? Kinky.
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Gee, Sig, think I could've gone on living without needing to know that you trip people and steal their underwear.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
You could always use your sci-fi, porn-star or rockstar name.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Hey, everyone needs a hobby. Mine happens to be stealing people's underwear while singing along to Celine Dion.
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Aha! So you're the underpants gnome that steals my underpants every night at 3:26AM.
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Erm.

If this "gnome" steals your underpants at the same time every night -- a) how do you know it? And -- b) why don't you wake up early and stop the "gnome"? Oh, yes, and -- c) waaaay too much info.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
www.scary.demon.co.uk?

It's about time you changed anyway. I still can't believe you blatently copied my hostname, then went back in time and used it before I ever joined demon. That's cruel.
 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
If you say so.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I do. Just there.
 
Posted by Wes1701E (Member # 212) on :
 
*wakes up dazed and confused.......*

*in a small, weakened voice* his hands were everywhere

i feel so violated.
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Damn right they were!

I guess I ought to watch what I write around here. I don't want anyone's signature to be a reference to me molesting Wes or anything like that.
 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Umm, hello? Hostnames?
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
Siggy'sHomePageForMolestingWes

 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
www.jeffkillsdear.demon.co.uk?
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
www.PsyLiamHasSexWithTransformerToys.demon.co.uk
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
www.JeffKillsDearInHisTinyCarWithRepublicanBumberStickers.demon.co.uk ?
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
www.PsyLiamHasSexWithTransformerToysInHisBedNextToHisStarTrekAlarmClock.co.uk?
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Okay...
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Now is that the Seven of Nine alarm clock from Dilbert?
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Assimilate the day? Resistance is futile? God, I wanted one of those. However, I bet I would have gotten the same response as Dilbert.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
That, too, is futile.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I did actually have an alarm clock that had the Enterprise 1701 on it. It said "Landing party to Enterprise, beam us up Scotty." And then made a really, really loud transporter noise.

In my defense, it was given to me as a present. And, after a year, I broke it by hitting it really, really hard. It was evil.
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
www.melee.demon.co.uk
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Phaserfire sounds good, espcially for a phaser site.


 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Yes. But Omey's suggestion sounds interesting. . . "Melee," Me-Lee. . . hee hee! *gasp* That dog has a puffy tail! *goes to chase it*
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Thought you'd like that one.
 


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