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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

OK, let's try this AGAIN...

1. You can only post one word at a time. Exceptions for proper names and such.
2. It has to be a real word, or at least one that people will know.
3. It has to make sense in the context of the previous words (to a resonable degree).
4. You cannot post twice in a row.
5. No profanity. This means no sex jokes. Come on, people, you can be more creative than an average eighth-grade guy, can't you?

There

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

once

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

was

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

sex

Well, it's not a "joke"... :-)

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

(full stop). Everyone

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

liked

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

it.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Then

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Jeff Kardde

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

God,

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God,

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Roma Downey

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

and

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Po

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

travelled

[ September 18, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

backwards

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

in

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

formation

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation

towards

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Pittsburgh

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh.

First of Two

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

ejaculated

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

when

Posted by Soundwave (Member # 138) on :

Simon

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

beat

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

himself

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

with

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

a

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

plastic

Posted by Soundwave (Member # 138) on :

battery-powered

Not sure if that counts or not...

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

toothbrush.

I was going to type "dildo", but I didn't want Omega screaming about how I keep using "profanity"...

[ September 19, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh; First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush;
and

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

suddenly,

Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :

extra-terrestrials

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

exploded.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

No

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

longer

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

organs

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

, gonads

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

and

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

breasts

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

as

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

*Tom fights the vain war to make the various sentences work into a coherent narrative*

Giving us:
"There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh; First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush; and suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a..."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

sexual

I'm rather proud of that fact that Omega said no sex jokes, and my only two contributions so far are "sex" and "sexual"... :-)

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

component

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

was

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

lacking),

Thought I'd close that bracket. . .

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

the

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

flight

Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :

overseas

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

was

Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :

infinitesimally

(I got a little doughy myself)

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

delayed

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

by

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

monks.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

New sentence..

Indefatigable

*tingles at using the word indefatigable*

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Horatio Hornblower

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

dropped

Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :

his

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

cat

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat..."

sexually

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

on

there probably should be a , after indefatigably

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

That would be true, if it were "indefatigably". But, since the word used was "indefatigable", the comma isn't necessary.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

D'oh!

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Captain Kirk's

Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :

toupee

Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :

-fencing

(plain & simple)

[ September 21, 2001: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

prostitute

I find it highly amusing that Omega got mad because I used "vagina" in the previous thread -- maybe he's mad about God being a woman -- but has no problem with "sex", "sexually" (twice!) or the implication that Rob masturbated to watching Simon get off on an electric-toothbrush. Hilarious.

[ September 21, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

No, it was "sex", "sexual", and "sexually". I'm trying not to repeat myself. :-)

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

What's next, sexing?

Posted by Soundwave (Member # 138) on :

, Yeoman Rand,

[ September 23, 2001: Message edited by: Soundwave ]

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

received

Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :

"Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toupee-fencing prostitute Yeoman Rand received"
Change the word or add a comma, although a comma would make it difficult for the next guy.

[ September 23, 2001: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]

Posted by Soundwave (Member # 138) on :

"Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toupee-fencing prostitute, Yeoman Rand, received..."

There, how's that then?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

a

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

My fault. I thought there was a period in there.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Just a recap...

[ September 23, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

vibrator

Posted by Soundwave (Member # 138) on :

Actually I meant to imply that Rand was a toup�e-fencing prostitute.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

for

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Soundwave: Yeah, but whoever said "received" after it made that impossible.

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

Sulu

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

but

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

not

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

before

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

he

Posted by Soundwave (Member # 138) on :

used

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

lubricant.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Po

Look! A character has been mentioned more than once. We have continuity people!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

slammed

Posted by Soundwave (Member # 138) on :

his

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

head

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

against

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

First of Two

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

"There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two..."

because

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

he

Posted by Commander Paris (Member # 119) on :

enjoyed

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

kinky

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

spelunking.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

New sentence!

Especially

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

during

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Star Trek: Insurrection

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

and

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Late Night Confessions

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

(I'm adding a comma to the end of IDIC's post)

Late Night Confessions,

The 700 Club,

[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

but

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

he

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

doesn't

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

masturbate

So much for "I hereby disown my other game. Now let us never speak of it again."

[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

with

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Tarkalean

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

lubricants.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

New Sentence

That's

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Simon's

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

nude

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

potato

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

toy.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

It

[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

slipped

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Just a small recap:

"There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but (?) he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped..."

off

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

his

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

large

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

ass.

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Meanwhile,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Brannon Braga

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

(I'm adding a '&' here...)

& Rick Berman

[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

this word has been deleted due to the fact that it made no sense within the sentance

[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

vigorously

that comma should really be an '&' at this point

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

masturbated

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, looking

[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

gay

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

like

Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :

Come on, guys, can't you think of anything more creative than your own favorite past-times???

The word-associations never lacked in variety this much.

[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but (?) he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like..."

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Trent Lott.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

-hating

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Terrellians

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I'm a bit annoyed that ...
a) Omega ignored the glaring "." after Trent Lott ...
b) That Omega returned to this game after completely disowning it. Also, that he doesn't mind the various sexual implications in this thread, but threw a fit when it was implied God has a masculine vagina. But I digress.

Since editing punctuation seems rather accepted, I'm making it 'Tarrellian's'

penises.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Omega ignored the glaring "." after Trent Lott
We've quite thoroughly established that a poster has no control over punctuation.
That Omega returned to this game after completely disowning it.
Get a sense of humor, man. I was hoping that a game with some actual intellectual content might replace this one. Guess I shouldn't have expected that.
Also, that he doesn't mind the various sexual implications in this thread
Says who? I just realize that the lot of you don't particularly care about having a really interesting game, so why worry about it?
"There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but (?) he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises.

That last word made very little sense in context.

Pittsburgh

[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Make that "penises'"...

sexiness.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Or, since Omega had to post while I was, even though he finds this so "unintellectual"...

Pittsburgh's sexiness

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Poor Omega. It must be extremely hard for him to be forced to communicate and interact with the intellectually challenged, downright ordinary folk so often.

was

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I so love it when Omega puts his foot in his mouth.

bleak

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Jeff, stop being mean.

,
so

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

What? I was no meaner then IDIC or TSN, what do I get singled out? The Administration of Flare has an Omega-bias ROFLMAO.

[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

improve

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

orgasms

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

,
the Steelers

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

banged

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

their

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

cheerleaders

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

mightily

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

. Achieving

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

sexuality

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

hitherto

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

unimaginable,

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Eh. Might as well throw my name into the fray.

Siegfried

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

proudly

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

pre-maturely

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

outed

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Travis Mayweather

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Travis Mayweather.

Omega

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

kicked

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

himself

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

in

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

desperation

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

because

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

he

wanted

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

multitronic

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

teledildonics.

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

That's right Jeff, replace your lameness by harnessing the power of my vocabulary. Bwa-ha-ha!

So,

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Sorry, Tom, scroll up.

Liz

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Dang, too late.

decided

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

First I foul The_Tom's post, then IDIC's. Woohoo!

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

ease

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega's

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Grmbl. Late yet again.

pain

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

lust

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

by

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

erasing

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

I think we're all chomping at the bit a little too hard, here... Three simultaneously, oi!

her

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Methinks Tom is probably right...
Ignore please. Nothing to see here, move along. This isn't the post you are looking for.

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Right. Okay. The_Tom, you need to edit your post. IDIC, edit yours to make sense with The_Tom's. You know, for a game he finds intellectually inferior, Omega did make a hit here.

New rule: if someone has posted after you, you can't edit your post, unless both posts don't make reasonable sense to the post before them

offering

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

of

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

kinky

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

electronic

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

technology.

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Instead,

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

she

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Hope this will still make sense by the time it's posted...

For crying out loud! *Repeats Jedi mind-trick*

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

offered

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

to

GMTA, IDIC

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

placate

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

him

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

I'm beginning to feel SO left-out...

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Edit: Perhaps its Omega's starring role that makes us update so crazily, eh?

Edit again: Anyway, erm, if you want to pass this time, IDIC, um, uh...

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Sorry, IDIC, I already got "him"...

replacing

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

...Instead, she offered to placate him BY replacing...

his

Finally! Makes sense now!
Maybe I spoke too soon...

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

LOL. him by replacing ...

This ones in your court, IDIC. I gotta go make myself some lunch. And guess what? I spent $420 on new tires yesterday! Hahahaha::sigh::

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

*Fingers Jeff*

You're enjoying this far too much. If only your fetish for putting Omega in sexual situations didn't force me to keep on editing every six seconds this might actually be fun, though.

electronic

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fantasies

New rule: click "refresh" before you edit your post to make sure the post you're editing to match hasn't been edited to match the post before it, yes?

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

You've lost me... again. I'm bailing out for a minute or two, and let you sort this mess
GMTA indeed...

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

with

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

the

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Well, um, we appear to be back on track. *knocks on wood*
Here's where we stand up till now, by the way:

real thing™.

Edit: The TM just had to be there...

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

However,

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Liz

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

exploded.

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Distraught,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

flung

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

deer

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

at

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

George W. Bush

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

.

"Why

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

did

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

she

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

explode.

More continuity!!!

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Why?!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Because

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

it's

[edit: case fix. And are we to assume that Jeff intended this to be GWB's response?]

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

logical.

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Bush

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

nuked

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Damn you, Kardde!

Texas

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Woohoo!

Texas, played

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

strip-poker

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

and

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

boinked

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

before

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

his

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

secretary,

[ October 06, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

*deep breath*

Susan Ivanova

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

castrated

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

him. "

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

new sentence

Ducks

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fly.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Eagles

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fly.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Emus

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

taste

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

good

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

New sentence

Charles "The Sheep" Capps

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

doesn't

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

taste

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

like

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

fried

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

dog.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

anymore

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

," concluded

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Miss Cleo

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

who

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

liked

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but (?) he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises. Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather. Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing?. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical." Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him. "Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked

eating

Edi: Oh, picky picky Jeff

[ October 06, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Tom ... one word at a time, dude ... dog meat is two ...

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

raw

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

dog

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

meat.

Didn't see that one coming, did ya?

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

. The

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

doodookaka

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

on

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Rush Limbaugh

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

's shoe

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

shoehorn

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

smells

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

fruity.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but (?) he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises. Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather. Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing?. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical." Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him. "Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat. The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity.

Oh sweet Jesus. I go away for a few days and this happens. Hmm. . . try this. . .

Retroactively,

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Vogon Poet

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

intercepted

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

e-mail

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

*quivers in dreadful anticipation*

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

from

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Jesus H. Christ

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

stating

What the hell would the 'H' stand for in that name? LOL

[ October 08, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

'You ...

Jesus Holy Christ?
Jesus Handsome Christ?
Jesus Humps Christ?
Jesus Howard Christ?
Jesus Hughes Christ?
Jesus Haybrained Christ?

[ October 08, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

are

I see.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Hallmark, because God cared enough to send the very best.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fucked.'

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

NEW SENTANCE!

Then

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Eric Chow

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

stripped

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

Omega's

Fine. Have it your way, Snay.

[ October 08, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega's skin

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

so

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating 'You are fucked.'

LOL

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

One suggestion I've heard was that it was "Haploid". A genetics joke, apparently, seeing as having one human parent would leave one rather short-changed in the chromosome department...

And why, praytell, is Tahna stripping my skin?

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

he

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

screamed

because its fun?

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

with

Please have the next guy say 'pleasure'

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

I think that part 4 should have a new rule about telling the next guy what to say

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

pleasure.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Meanwhile,

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

...so he screamed with pleasure.

Doesn't ring quite right, somehow. Anyways...

the

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

USS Baltimore

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

had

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

deer

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

blood

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

for

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

breakfast

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

So the ship ate deer blood for breakfast? That doesn't make much sense.

New Sentance!

MIB

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

stinks.

New sentence!

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

HEY!!! THAT WASN'T NICE! *runs away crying his eyes out*

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

In

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Atlantis

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

rests

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Excalibur.

(As in, the sword)

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

The

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Scottish

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

militia

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

burned

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

methane

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

methane-smelling

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

copies

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

of

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Dianetics

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

. Woo-hoo!

BTW, the ship didn't necessarily eat anything for breakfast. To say the ship had something for breakfast could simply mean that that was what was served to the crew.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

L. Ron Hubbard

The ship being a plural referring to the beings in it.. Ah yes, your Earth language has many facets, especially considering your simple primate evolution. I must study you further...

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

angrily

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

searched

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but (?) he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises. Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather. Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing™. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical." Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him. "Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat. The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity. Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating "You are fucked." Then Eric Chow stripped Omega's skin so he screamed with pleasure. Meanwhile, the USS Baltimore had deer blood for breakfast. MIB stinks. In Atlantis rests Excalibur. The Scottish milita burned methane-smelling copies of Dianetics. Woo-hoo! L. Ron Hubbard angrily searched

for

[ October 08, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

page 22

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

in

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

drag.

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Unsuccessful,

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

L. Ron Hubbard

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

masturbated

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

to

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

new sentence

Chelsea Clinton

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

said

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Rush Limbaugh

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

ravished

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Bugs Bunny.

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

"Goodness,"

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

replied

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

Rush Limbaugh

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"I'm

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

not

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

bloated!!!!!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

New sentence. By the way, with 340 posts now, when do we declare this run-on-a-thon to be over?

Then,

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Osama bin-Laden

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

peed

I say we let it go until we get "God", "she" and "vagina" in the same sentence

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

on

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Adolf Hitler

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I almost put Ron Reagan ... but I think Omega woulda thrown another fit ...

Darth Vader.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

::shrugs:: What the hell, eh?

Ronald Reagan

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

commented

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

that

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

hearing-impaired

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fruitcakes

I don't think Omega'll mind as much since the implication is no longer that Osama bin Laden is peeing on Reagan ...

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

shot

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

J.R. Ewing.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

LOL. It sounds like something Reagan would say ...

Skittles

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

are

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

communist

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

pinkos.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

God

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

has

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

I've got no idea what happened, but ignore this post...

[ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Dude,

You need to click refresh. Adolf Hitler was the bottom of page 23, "God" and "has" ended pg. 24. Otherwise, you've just broken one of the rules, two words (where proper names count as one name) in the same post ... don't feel bad, The_Tom did the same actually, that limey pinko bastard

[ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

afflicted

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Norfolk

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Norfolk, Baltimore,

[ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Morgan Hill

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Morgan Hill, South Carolina

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Tennessee

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

God has afflicted Norfolk, Baltimore, Morgan Hill, South Carolina, and Tennessee...

with

[ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

deer.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

How did I know that was coming?

deerberries.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

deerberries that

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Jebus

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

farted

Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :

on.

Or should that be 'over'?

[ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Frank Geretanna

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

died.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

when

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

read

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

by

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

You know, I actually have read that. Or at least the first chapter, which is all that's about Limbaugh. The guy who wrote it flat-out admits that he did it just called it that to get attention. It's actually quite stupid.

Tom WOULD post...

Rush Limbaugh's detractor.

[ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Yes, you could go here for examples of why Limbaugh really IS a big fat idiot.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

his

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

name

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

being

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

unspeakable.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

unspeakable, Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

..."Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot", by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable, Rush Limbaugh.
The above makes little sense. So...

..."Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot", by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable. Rush Limbaugh lives

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Obviously, Rush Limbaugh is the "unspeakable detractor" of himself. ::rolls eyes::

lives sinfully

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

The sentence as you wrote it made no sense. Deal with it.
And enough Limbaugh! You've mentioned him, what, three times now? Four? There are far more interesting things to talk about in this thread, like Roma Downey, Po, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Let's keep the politics in the flameboard, m'kay?

Rush Limbaugh lives. Sinfully aware

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

of

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Aw, what the heck?

sex

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega, you little snit. It's commonly accepted that a person can only change punctuation for the word before the word they posted -- yet you skipped back two words. Whatever, why don't you go find a game more "intellucatual" for you?

sex with

[ October 11, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Here's the whole thing w/ an edit or two to fix stuff that didn't make any grammatical sense.

[ October 11, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Jubilee

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

loves

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

TSN

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I would've said "Charles", but ...

and

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Siegfried

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

but

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

she

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

hates

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

diskettes.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Charles Dickens

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

wrote

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

pornographic

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

propoganda

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

for

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Organisms

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fly.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Jeff Kardde

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

rocks.

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

Omega

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

loves

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I'm going to edit that slightly...

Jeff Kardde rocks Omega, loves Rush Limbaugh

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

's insightful

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

culinary

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Web site

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

ROFLMAO!!!

and

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I don't have a word to add, but I just had to second Jeff's comment on the website: holy fnarking schmidt!

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Well, I have a word. . .

stuff.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

New sentence!

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

top

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

of

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Olympus Mons

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Olympus Mons, all

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Oompa Loompas

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

were

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

horny

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

over

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Tim Nix.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Tim Nix's cooking.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads, and breasts (as a sexual component) lacking, the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club , but he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises. Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather. Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing?. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical." Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him. "Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat. The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity. Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating "You are fucked." Then Eric Chow stripped Omega's skin so he screamed with pleasure. Meanwhile, the USS Baltimore had deer blood for breakfast. MIB stinks. In Atlantis rests Excalibur. The Scottish milita burned methane-smelling copies of Dianetics . Woo-hoo! L. Ron Hubbard angrily searched for page 22 in drag. Unsuccessful, L. Ron Hubbard masturbated to "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald". Chelsea Clinton said Rush Limbaugh ravished Bugs Bunny. "Goodness," replied Rush Limbaugh. "I'm not bloated!!!!!" Then, Osama bin Laden peed on Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader. Ronald Reagan commented that hearing-impaired fruitcakes shot J.R. Ewing. Skittles are communist pinkos. God has afflicted Norfolk, Baltimore; Morgan Hill, South Carolina; and Tennessee with deerberries that Jebus farted on. Frank Gerratana died when Omega read Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable. Rush Limbaugh lives sinfully aware of sex with aardvarks. Jubilee loves TSN and Sigfried, but she hates diskettes. Charles Dickens wrote pornographic propaganda for Omega. Organisms fly. Jeff Kardde rocks Omega, loves Rush Limbaugh's insightful cullinary website, and stuff. On top of Olympus Mons, all Oompa Loompas were horny over Tim Nix's "Cooking Nude". With Omega[i] you'll

You all thought you had me cornered, didn't you?

I thought about trying to get "Omega Fatty Acids" worked into the title of Tim's book, but I'd need two words...

Oh, well. More fun with punctuation.

Tim Nix's "Cooking Nude with Omega's "

[ October 12, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"Cooking Nude with ... "

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

"Cooking Nude with Omega"

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

's testicles."

The problem here is that everyone wants to add names and saucy verbs, no one wants to do boring stuff like pronouns, etc.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Meanwhile,

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Um... anyone care to tell me what the heck just happened? Because I don't recall editing that massive post up there to add that last line. I don't recall TYPING that last line. Liam, are you abusing your mod powers again? Or is Tim annoyed at our making him write a pornographic cookbook?
And Snay and Ziggy's posts make no sense where they are...

Have we reached the limit of safe thread size? 'Cause somethin be screwy.

[ October 13, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega,
Siegried posted "cooking"
Now, I don't know what happened with your post, but you apparently added "with Omega you'll" ... that's three words, dude. Unless you went back and edited your post to include those ...
Now, granted, I then posted "with" ... fine, consider it a double post of what you did.
You're only allowed to add one word at a time, dude.
Siegfried added "Omega", then Vogon put in "tesitcles", and, as is his right, added a "'s" to "Omega"

The thread's fine. You're being cookoo again.

Meanwhile, Colin Powell

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

What the...
I SAW those words before I posted. I don't know what the deal is. Maybe the forum clock got screwed up by the length of the thread, and stuck my post before the other two? Or maybe I edited in a cough-drop-induced haze.

Oh, well. At this point, it's moot. Sorry for the confusion. Ignore my added words from that post.

clicked

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

on

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

an

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

oven.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

*KABOOM*

So what if it isn't a word? This isn't Scrabble. . .

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, if things are exploding...

*KABLAMMO*

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"Oooooooooops

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

did

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

it

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

again!"

You couldn't have said 'farted' instead of 'it', could you've?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

G.W. Bush

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Since Jeff wants so much to see this word in this thread...

farted

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

on

(although I noticed no-one is owning up to wanting to see Britney Spears lyrics here)

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Jaing's

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

head.

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

"Oh,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

phoooey."

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, he

Theres a pronoun for you.. happy?
And yes, i completely intended for that to be finished with Britney lyrics

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

bitched.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Hmm... so far, Bush has been castrated, and has farted on Jaing Zamin's head. More continuity!

Roma Downey

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

peed

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

in

The next person better say 'G.W. Bush's'!!!!

[ October 15, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

pools

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

NO GOD DAMN IT!!! ARGH!!!!

*pulls out a phaser rifel and vaporizes Hobbes*

that

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

are

Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :

owned

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Well someone could of said "...that Bush swims in." I know I wouldn't want people peeing in my pool (if I had one).

[ October 15, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

So, who said the lyrics? After I said "G.W. Bush", someone was supposed to say "said", or "sang", or something...

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

*sigh* Not much choice have I. . .

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Fabrux.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

The

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Cookie Monster

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

is

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

in

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

deep

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

fajitas

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Fajitas Grande

I don't know if there's such a thing as a "Fajita Grande", but, if there were, I'm sure the plural would be "Fajitas Grande".

Posted by Commander Paris (Member # 119) on :

with

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

salsa.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Yum.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Cats

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Actually, TSN, it would be fajitas grandes. In Spanish, the adjectives have to match the nouns they describe in amount and gender. Since "fajitas" is plural, "grandes" needs to be used to match the amount. And, yep, Taco Bell's been getting it wrong for years. Incidentally, "fajitas grandes" translates as "big fajitas."

vomitted

[ October 16, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

dog

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

poop

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

they

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

scared

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

out

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

of

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Porthos

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

, Athos,

Siegfried: Well, I wasn't tlaking about it as a Spanish phrase. I meant it as a silly Taco-Bell-esque name. And I know full well what "grande" means. :-Þ

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Dogtanian,

Let's see how many more names we get before someone actually puts in an "and" and ends the madness!

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Aramis.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Aramis' mum.

Yes, I know I'm not British, but "mum" sounded funnier for some reason. :-)

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

Now,

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

let's

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

crash

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

uglies

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

against

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

brick

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

house

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

crash uglies against brick-house inhabiting

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Counter-Strike

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

players

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

AWPing

in other words, using sniper-rifles to pick off enemy players from far, far, far, far, faaaar away

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

deer.

heh heh. . .

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Lee

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

stripped

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Kate's

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

cat

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

cat-skin

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

catsuit

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

off

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

and

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

put

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

his

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Legos™

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

in

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

her

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

When Lee sees this, he's going to kill me ... so, I won't type it ...

'earlobe'.

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Unsatisfied,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Kate

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

straddled

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Lee.

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

"You

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Klingon

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

love

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

monster!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

shouted

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Kate, "

Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :

I

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

love

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

sheep!"

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Distraught,

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Lee

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

the

[ October 19, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

First

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

One,

Very nice, Omega..

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

jumped

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

temporaly.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

into

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Worf.

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

Whom

Just out of curiosity, what happened to the other two Never Ending stories?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega got mad and ended one of them because it was implied that God had a masculine vagina. I forget about the other one, but I think Omega had another power trip.

howled.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

No, they just got stupid in general. This one's somewhat more fun.

Oh, and BTW, "Whom howled" can make no sense in any context. In fact, I can't think of anything you can do with "jumped temporaly into Worf whom..." regardless of the punctuation. So I propose that the last two words be ignored, because they can make no sense. Unless, of course, anyone has any ideas of how to make them fit. Perhaps we can change "whom" to "who", making the last two words a quoted question?

[ October 19, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

So much fun you disowned this thread and told everyone you were off to find more "intellectual" gaming. And yes, it was about God's 'masculine vagina' ... you said 'vagina' was profanity, and that we were bad people for violating your "no-profanity" rule.

I think everyone here would be fine with a little bad grammar. Certainly, given the large number of authors of this piece, no English professor would mark us down.

who(m?) howled love

[ October 19, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh.
First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush.
Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded.
No longer organs, gonads, and breasts (as a sexual component) lacking, the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks.
Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute.
Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant.

Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass.

Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises.

Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather.

Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing™. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical."

Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him.

"Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat.

The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity.

Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating "You are fucked." Then Eric Chow stripped Omega's skin so he screamed with pleasure.

Meanwhile, the USS Baltimore had deer blood for breakfast.

MIB stinks.

In Atlantis rests Excalibur.

The Scottish milita burned methane-smelling copies of Dianetics. Woo-hoo! L. Ron Hubbard angrily searched for page 22 in drag. Unsuccessful, L. Ron Hubbard masturbated to "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald".

Chelsea Clinton said Rush Limbaugh ravished Bugs Bunny. "Goodness," replied Rush Limbaugh. "I'm not bloated!!!!!" Then, Osama bin Laden peed on Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader. Ronald Reagan commented that hearing-impaired fruitcakes shot J.R. Ewing.

Skittles are communist pinkos.

God has afflicted Norfolk, Baltimore; Morgan Hill, South Carolina; and Tennessee with deerberries that Jebus farted on.

Frank Gerratana died when Omega read Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable. Rush Limbaugh lives sinfully aware of sex with aardvarks.

Jubilee loves TSN and Siegfried, but she hates diskettes.

Charles Dickens wrote pornographic propoganda for Omega.

Organisms fly.

Jeff Kardde rocks Omega, loves Rush Limbaugh's insightful culinary Web site, and stuff.

On top of Olympus Mons, all Oompa-Loompas were horny over Tim Nix's Cooking Nude with Omega's Testicles.

Meanwhile, Colin Powell clicked on an oven. *KABOOM* *KABLAMMO* "Oooooooooops, I did it again!"

G.W. Bush farted on Jaing's head. "Oh, phoooey," he bitched.

Roma Downey peed in pools that are owned by Fabrux.

The Cookie Monster is in deep Fajitas Grande with salsa. Yum.

Cats vomited dog poop they scared out of Porthos, Athos, Dogtagnan, and Aramis' mum.

Now, let's crash uglies against brick-house-inhabiting Counter-Strike players AWPing deer.

Lee stripped Kate's catskin catsuit off and put his Legos™ in her earlobe. Unsatisfied, Kate straddled Lee. "You Klingon love monster!" shouted Kate, "I love sheep!" Distraught, Lee, the First One, jumped temporally into Worf, who howled.

Love is

[ October 20, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

a

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

holographic

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

snowmobile.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

You are all so dead.

Malnurtured Snay

Ha!

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

kicked

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Brannon Braga

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

off

This is SOOO funny ... I'm here under my 'JeffKardde' ID, and my 'Malnurtured Snay' ID ... LOL!

[ October 20, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

'Hollywood Squares'

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

so

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

that

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

would

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

win.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

"I'll

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

disagree"

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

," said

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

First of Two

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

while

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

choking.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

The

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

chicken

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

smelled

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

like

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

lego.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Oedipus Rex

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

picked

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

as

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

his

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

mother.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

coder

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

is

Not exactly sure how coder could work at the beginning of a sentence...

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

irrelevant.

Well, then let's just finish that sentence quickly!

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Darnit, why didn't I see that "mother" when I read the thread? Or when I reloaded? Crap. Suggest we delete that sentence from the continuity. Such as it is.

NEW SENTENCE!

The

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

super-nova

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

goes

[ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: The359 ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

brightly

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

into

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

oblivion.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Thought for a minute Charles was going to shut us down.

Calvin

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

He told me that this thread could theoretically last 5000 posts, but that he might lock it after 1,000, just to be safe. No worries.

chewed

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

beef jerky

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

OK, that's two words, but I likely would have posted "jerkey" anyway after "beef", so...

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

because

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

there

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

weren't

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

enough

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

salty

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

things

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

is 'beef jerky' generic, or is it a brand name ... ?

legos.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"...there weren't enough salty things legos"?
Come on, Benson, get with it!
Well, let's call that the start of a new sentence...

"Calvin chewed beef jerkey because there weren't enough salty things. Legos suck

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

You know, if you're going to call people by their last name, you should have the decency to tell people your so they can call you by it

NOT!!!!!!!

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

However,.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

imitations

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

like

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Block'o's

I think that's the name, from a Simpsons ep.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

do.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

do blow.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

chunks.

I leave that to the next person whether it's a new sentence or a continuation. I'm just wondering whether it's just me, or do a lot of my posts seem to immediately carry us over to a new page? With this connection, and 40+ pages to check, I'm not going to do a statistical analysis, though. . . Needs someone very anal retentive to do something like that. Nixxy? 8)

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Hewlett Packard

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

makes

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

blaster

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

blaster-induced

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

cartridges

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

which

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

excrete

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

tomato

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

seeds

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

into

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Chucky's

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

harddrive.

Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :

However,

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Flare Forums

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

exploded.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

However, Flare Forums, exploded...

because

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Charles

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

couldn't

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

reduce

[ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :

that

[ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: David Templar ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

anti-matter

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

ratio.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads, and breasts (as a sexual component) lacking, the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises. Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather. Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing™. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical." Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him. "Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat. The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity. Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating "You are fucked." Then Eric Chow stripped Omega's skin so he screamed with pleasure. Meanwhile, the USS Baltimore had deer blood for breakfast. MIB stinks. In Atlantis rests Excalibur. The Scottish milita burned methane-smelling copies of Dianetics. Woo-hoo! L. Ron Hubbard angrily searched for page 22 in drag. Unsuccessful, L. Ron Hubbard masturbated to "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald". Chelsea Clinton said Rush Limbaugh ravished Bugs Bunny. "Goodness," replied Rush Limbaugh. "I'm not bloated!!!!!" Then, Osama bin Laden peed on Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader. Ronald Reagan commented that hearing-impaired fruitcakes shot J.R. Ewing. Skittles are communist pinkos. God has afflicted Norfolk, Baltimore; Morgan Hill, South Carolina; and Tennessee with deerberries that Jebus farted on. Frank Gerratana died when Omega read Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable. Rush Limbaugh lives sinfully aware of sex with aardvarks. Jubilee loves TSN and Siegfried, but she hates diskettes. Charles Dickens wrote pornographic propoganda for Omega. Organisms fly. Jeff Kardde rocks Omega, loves Rush Limbaugh's insightful culinary Web site, and stuff. On top of Olympus Mons, all Oompa-Loompas were horny over Tim Nix's Cooking Nude with Omega's Testicles. Meanwhile, Colin Powell clicked on an oven. *KABOOM* *KABLAMMO* "Oooooooooops, I did it again!" G.W. Bush farted on Jaing's head. "Oh, phoooey," he bitched. Roma Downey peed in pools that are owned by Fabrux. The Cookie Monster is in deep Fajitas Grande with salsa. Yum. Cats vomited dog poop they scared out of Porthos, Athos, Dogtagnan, and Aramis' mum. Now, let's crash uglies against brick-house-inhabiting Counter-Strike players AWPing deer. Lee stripped Kate's catskin catsuit off and put his Legos™ in her earlobe. Unsatisfied, Kate straddled Lee. "You Klingon love monster!" shouted Kate, "I love sheep!" Distraught, Lee, the First One, jumped temporally into Worf, who howled. Love is a holographic snowmobile. Malnurtured Snay kicked Brannon Braga off 'Hollywood Squares' so that Whoopi Goldberg would win. "I'll disagree," said First of Two while choking. The chicken smelled like lego. Oedipus Rex picked Abraham Lincoln as his mother. Coder is irrelevent. The super-nova goes brightly into oblivion. Calvin chewed beef jerkey because weren't enough salty things. Legos suck not. However, imitations like Block-o's do blow chunks. Hewitt Packard makes blaster-induced cartridges which excrete tomato seeds into Chucky's harddrive. However, Flare Forums, exploded because Charles couldn't reduce that anti-matter ratio.

671 words so far.

[ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Fun

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

clockwork

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

grapefruit.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

will

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

melt.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Monoliths

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Kubrickly

Meaning, in the manner of Kubrick. :-)

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

exude

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

dark

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

stars.

Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :

Perhaps,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Egon

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

, Venkman,

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Oh, bugger. Can't remember the names of the others. Stuff it. . .

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Ray

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Charles

hehe...

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

will

for the record, the 'Real' Ghostbusters are: Egon Spengler, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddmore & Peter Venkman. And dont forget backup Ghostbusters Janine Melnitz & Louis Tully & honorary Ghostbuster Slimer. Or the replacement Extreme Ghostbuster squad that Egon mentored, Roland Jackson, Eduardo Rivera, Kylie Griffin & Garrett Miller. Or the lawsuit prone 'Original Ghostbusters' from Filmation: Jake Kong, Eddie Spencer, Futura & Tracy the Ape which was based on the 1975 live action production 'Ghost Busters'

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

entertain.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Incredibly,

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Way to bring make some fond memories from childhoof, CaptainMike. I used to watch Ghost Busters every morning before I went to school. I always did like that wise-cracking, prank-playing, always-carping car/plane that they tooled around in.

the

[ October 24, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Taliban

I was always fascinated by the time travel plot i remember from Original Ghost Busters (or The Fake Ghostbusters, as i refer to it).. it involved some bad guy who was trapped in a cave for a century, let out and then in the end the earlier version of him was trapped in the cave to ensure it would happen.. exactly like 'Times Arrow' as i would recall later

Editted for a horrible mistake in ep IDing

[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

imploded

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

when

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

green

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

when "Green Onions"

It's a song. Booker T and the MGs. 8)

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fell

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

on

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

local

a song fell?

[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

zebras.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Um sure... besides food we're dropping LPs on them

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Startled,

[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

The359

hehe...again...

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploded.

Im glad that after everybody exploded, somebody finally imploded!

[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

again.

hehe

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Oooops,

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

we

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

did

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

her

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

mom

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

again!

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

We

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

shouldn't

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

stop

Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :

hanging

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

around

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

hookers

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

that

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

eat

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

sausages.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Obviously.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Jubes

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

isn't

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

lesbian.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

(Everything since the last time I posted everything...)
Love is a holographic snowmobile.
Malnurtured Snay kicked Brannon Braga off "Hollywood Squares" so that Whoopi Goldberg would win. "I'll disagree," said First of Two while choking.
The chicken smelled like Lego.
Œdipus Rex picked Abraham Lincoln as his mother.
Coder is irrelevant.
The supernova goes brightly into oblivion.
Calvin chewed beef jerky because there weren't enough salty things.
Legos suck. NOT!!!!!!! However, imitations like Block'o's do blow chunks.
Hewlett Packard makes blaster-induced cartridges which excrete tomato seeds into Chucky's hard drive.
However, Flare Forums exploded because Charles couldn't reduce that antimatter ratio.
A clockwork grapefruit will melt. Monoliths Kubrickly exude dark stars.
Perhaps Egon, Venkman, and Ray Charles will entertain.
Incredibly, the Taliban imploded when "Green Onions" fell on local zebras. Startled, The359 exploded again.
Oooops, we did her mom again!
We shouldn't stop hanging around hookers that eat sausages. Obviously.

Jubes isn't lesbian, momentarily.

[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

momentarily, but

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Charles

Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :

suspects

Oh, how I would love to write down "is"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

The_Tom

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

is.

Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :

crazy.

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

Hari Seldon

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

crapped

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

on

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Ni!

[ October 27, 2001: Message edited by: Harry ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

You need to do some editing, Harry

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Ha ha, beat you to it Harry!

[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Indefatigable

Hey, it works ... sorta...

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

indie

[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

indefatigable indie-rockstars?

a) Indie is one word.

b) Rockstars is Rock Stars ... (2 words)

You need to do some editing, Capt. Mike, you're only allowed to post one word -- you posted three.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

I'm pretty sure people have been posting hyphenated compound words earlier, but i changed it.. the question now is indie-what?

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

How about we just delete this "sentence" from the story?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

what's the fun in that?

We've got ... 'indefatigable indie-rock ... ?

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

-stars.

Hari Seldon crapped on indefatigable indie-rock-stars.

What's an "indie-rock-star"?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

A rock star who produces his/her albums outside of the established music industry? And how come I'm getting a severe horizontal scroll on this thread now?

David Hasselhoff

[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

fucks

Ziggy: Look at the page numbers...

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

Pringles

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

cans

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

every

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

night.

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

If

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

only

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

they

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

would

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

lubricate

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

themselves

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

instead

Please, let the next word be 'of.' 8)

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

of

I'll put it on your tab, Lee

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

T'Pol.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

She

I was looking around for things that started with 'in-' to alliterate with 'indefatigable'.. the first thing i saw was an Ani DiFranco CD.. i thought 'indie-rock' (its short for 'independant rock' and is a genre of music).
Gawd.. i thought 'Love is a holographic snowmobile' was the best thing i ever heard.. until someone said 'A Clockwork Grapefruit' I was nearly removed from the computer lab when i read that, for my laughing so loud. And the worst part was that i was having and Instant Message fight with a girl im seeing and she saw me laughing across the room when she typed that she was mad at me, and she cried.

[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

You're in the same room with a girl and you're communicating over IM? Geez ...

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

What? We do that all the time in the labs at PNC. We try to trick each other so that we can warn them. It gets pretty hilarious...

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

You know, i wish you guys would post words.
Talking with Jen over IM is one of the most satisfying relationships i have ever had, and is really a lot of fun.. especially when she is on the other side of the lab and we suddenly continue the conversation verbally, confusing all onlookers. Jen's best unexpected verbal IM answer was 'Yeah, I know you did.. we can smell it over here' but i was able to actually make her run away when i looked up at my screen and called over to her that she had misspelled 'masturbation'
And it leads to so much fun when we decide we should just go make out in the lounge istead and we look up and say.. 'ok, upstairs' and slap CTRL-ALT-DEL and run

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

She, however

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, likes

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

it.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Someone

[ October 27, 2001: Message edited by: The359 ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

went

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

potty

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

before

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

going

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

ka-ka

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Full stop

The

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

end.

Okay, 50 pages is quite long enough. Let's let this thing die for a few days before starting another, mkay?