Since the James Bond franchise found "Goldmember" too close to "Goldfinger", let's see who can make up a name that would have crossed Mike Myers head.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Jay Roach: "You're right, Mike, I don't see how this joke can ever get old."
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Austin Powers 3: Bustin' Out All Over
Austin Powers 3: The Search for Boobies
Austin Powers 3: Girls Gone Wild
Austin Powers 3: Hot Lesbian Sex
Austin Powers 3: Shag Harder
Austin Powers 3: If You Don't Watch This Movie Then The Terrorists Have Already Won
Austin Powers 3: Introducing Daddy Money Bags
Austin Powers 3: Penises-A-Go-Go
Austin Powers 3: The Moonshiner
Austin Powers 3: From the Brothel With Love
Austin Powers 3: Homoeroticism Unleashed
Austin Powers 3: Return to Saturday Night Live
Austin Powers 3: For the Love of the Mojo
Austin Powers 3: Detained By Customs
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Austin Powers III: The Wrath of Khan
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Oh, I think that sex jokes are ageless... much like Joan Rivers.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Austin Powers in...Untitled Project! (think of the theme song) Coming July 26.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Austin Powers 3: The Drapes match Curtains
::Pictures Scary Movie scene::
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Shagadelic, Baby!!
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
Austin Powers 3: The Motion Shag Austin Powers 3: The Wrath of Mini-Me['s Shag] Austin Powers 3: The Search for Shag Austin Powers 3: The Shag Home Austin Powers 3: The Final Shagtier (let's hope) Austin Powers 3: The Undiscovered Shag Austin Powers 3: Shags Austin Powers 3: First Shag Austin Powers 3: The Sucky Shag Riddled With Plot Holes Austin Powers 3: Shagisis
[ February 13, 2002, 10:33: Message edited by: OnToMars ]
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Austin Powers 3: The Fellowship of the Shag Austin Powers 3: The Two Shaggers Austin Powers 3: The Return of the Shag
Shagdalf to Boobrog: "YOU WILL NOT SHAG!!!"
Boob-o-mir: "There is evil there that does not shag!"
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Austin Powers 3: The Hunt for Red Shag Austin Powers 3: Patriot Shags Austin Powers 3: Clear and Present Shag Austin Powers 3: The Sum of All Shags
Austin Powers 3: Shag Wars Austin Powers 3: The Empire Shags Back Austin Powers 3: Return of the Shag Austin Powers 3: The Phantom Shag Austin Powers 3: Attack of the Shag
(A little predicatable, but... )
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Red Shag? .. wait til next week..
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
BOOBOMIR??? A little respect for the shagged would be prudent, young Skyshag.
[ February 13, 2002, 14:58: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
Austin Powers 3: Thunderballs (yeah big change there) Austin Powers 3: The Man with the Golden Balls (another balls joke) Austin Powers 3: Dr. Yes (ha) Austin Powers 3: A view to a shag (I hate myself) Austin Powers 3: On Her Majesty's Personal Service (...) Austin Powers 3: You only shag twice (ok, I'm almost done) Austin Powers 3: Foreplays are forever (I feel dirty, I need a shower)
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Well those were... interesting entries. I see some people like balls here though... a nice thought to have before bedtime.
Austin Powers 3: Thunderthighs
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
AP3: For Your [insert orifice of choice] Only?
AP3: The Man With The Golden ... -- You know, I think this contest is running out of steam faster than the original concept...
[ February 14, 2002, 04:54: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Austin Powers III: All kinds of Wrong
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
I'm judging by Sat then.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Austin Powers: Episode III: Attack of the Dildos
Austin Powers 3: Sorority Sluts Sleepover
Yes, Vagina, There Really Is An Austin Powers
Austin Powers 3: The Hoe Is Not Enough
Austin Powers 3: Chop Full O'British Peeps!
Austin Powers 3: Revenge of the Trojans
I Did Not Have Shaggy Relations With That Man, Austin Powers
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Sorry I didn't judge earlier but I was busy working on something. Anyway, the winner is... David Templar with the AP3: The Man With The Golden Balls.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Wow. Why didn't I come across that thread earlier?
It will of course be "Austin Powers 3 - Shagless in Seattle"
After all, where is his (Starbucks) headquarters in AP 2? And continueing the tradition of starting the film with "Where we last left Austin..."
And above all, why on Earth can't Mini-Me be in the movie??? Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
quote:why on Earth can't Mini-Me be in the movie???
The same reason Jar-Jar shouldnt be in new movies. Mini-Me sucked. I was the biggest Austin fan for two years but 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' cured me of that.. They basically took out all the best parts.. Bond jokes, 60s fun and replaced it with Heineken ads and shit jokes. And midgets. I'm not at all entused about this new addition .. they shouldn't even bother naming it.
[ February 19, 2002, 10:55: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
AP3: Untitled Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
CaptainMike, that's funny. I became a fan of AP after watching the second movie. I don't really like the first one all that much. Ok, it's not bad, but I prefer the second one. Might be the scene in the tent!!!
Oh, and sorry to break it to you, but I just found out that Mini-Me will be in AP3 - whatever the name. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Austin Powers 2 was horrible compared to the first one.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Why do you think so? If I may ask, what was better in the first one? (And don't tell me Liz Hurley!)
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
The story. The humor. Everything.
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Depends. I've just rewatched both DVDs. I find the first one a little better now than I did before. (I must admit I hadn't seen it in a long time). Still, I (and all of my friends) prefer the "Spy who shagged me".
Well, it's as always a matter of personal taste. Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Or shag thereof
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Quite right. I just didn't want to use a "rude" word. Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Ah folks...it's just a movie. Oh wait I forget that most of us here are Trek fans...
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
What is the point of this thread? I'm getting annoyed by it.
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