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CaptainMike
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[ February 14, 2002, 21:40: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
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Michael_T
Member # 144
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Viewscreen Man: Ah... it burns...
:Kirk offscreen: See what happens when you mess with my toupee?
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G.K Nimrod
Member # 205
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Never challenge a vulcan to a game of fart-flame.
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Balaam Xumucane
Member # 419
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We're all getting so burned on royalties...
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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The Mirror Universe version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? included the incredibly popular "Burn a Friend" lifeline.
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Commander: "And to think I requested assignment to a No Smoking Earth Outpost Station!"
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Along with "Spock's Brain" and the Space Hippies, another of Star Trek's third season's less-than-stellar moments was Jerry Lee Lewis' cameo performing "Great Balls of Fire."
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OnToMars
Member # 621
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Commander: I'M...DYING! SOMEBODY...HELP ME!
Kirk (Offscreen): Could you...tone it down...a bit...You're...stealing my....style...you son of a....bitch...
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The359
Member # 37
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23rd century exploding cigar gag. The classics never die...
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Before there were peppers and spices. Then came the chilis and jalepenos. But they do not compare with the potent taste of a Klingon QuD'aTh!!!!
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Crewman: That was one hell of a sauna. I love it!!!!
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Commander: "We won't go back! You don't know what it's like in our universe! The Federation's gone, the Borg is everywhere! *pants* We're one of the last ships left, please - you've got to help us!" Kirk: "Odd. Does this mean anything to anybody?" Spock: "Negative." McCoy: "Nope." Scott: "Uh-uh." Sulu: "Not me." Chekov: "Nyet." Uhura: "Sorry, no." Kirk: "Oh, well. Must be a wrong number. Viewscreen off."
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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With his dying breath, former Enterprise security officer Eugene Kowalski concludes that changing his Division, Ship Assignment, and even Quadrant was insufficient to prevent the Redshirt's Curse.
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Shik
Member # 343
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The senior staff watch with sadistic glee as LT Kevin Riley ages & melts away before their eyes in a cloud of toxic fumes channelled to Engineering by Spock & Scotty after Riley's n sextillionth heart-and-other-major-organ-wrenching rendition of "I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen."
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Alshrim
Member # 258
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Kirk Off Screen: Bless you... Wanna Kleenex?!
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The359
Member # 37
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For a second there I thought you were talking about Leon Kowalski from Blade Runner, Vogon...
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Harry
Member # 265
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As the captain of this ship found out, the Gray Aliens really do use anal probes for their research.
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Actually, I was originally going to go with Eugene Jablonsky, but then I switched to Kowalski in tribute to the accident-prone crewman in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Once again, Wile E. Commander's "brilliant" plan to capture the Road Runner backfires...
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TSN
Member # 31
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You'd think he'd learn not to use ACME™ brand photon torpedoes.
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David Templar
Member # 580
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Oh god that tickles!
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Balaam Xumucane
Member # 419
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*does Ace Ventura voice* "WHEW! Do NOT go in there..." *stops doing Ace Ventura voice*
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Guy On Screen:Smoooookin'!
Kirk: That's the worse remake of "Mask" I've ever seen!
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CaptainMike
Member # 709
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And the winner is: Balaam Xumucane, for his dual entries: quote: We're all getting so burned on royalties...
"WHEW! Do NOT go in there..."
and runner up: First of Two, for: quote: Once again, Wile E. Commander's "brilliant" plan to capture the Road Runner backfires...
Your prizes are being prepared.
Honorable mentions for the followups of the winning entries by TSN and Jeff Raven. [ March 01, 2002, 10:10: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
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