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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Not a word. Not a single word.

Oh, OK, lots of words. Just not about me restarting this God-forsaken mess.

You know the rules. Don't post more than one word unless it's a proper name or something. Try to keep the profanity down to a minimum. No consecutive posts. If you want to say something other than your word, put it in italics. Punctuation can be changed by the next person to post, so don't get too attached. Words can be edited slightly to make sense in context. And for the love of Pete, make your words make sense!

Once

[ February 24, 2002, 18:49: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Well, just don't get angry if this gets really twisted

upon

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Jesus Christ

No, really. It's a proper name, and it expresses the sentiment about this thread.

EDIT: Hey, I didn't see Snay's reply. Oh well.

[ February 23, 2002, 21:46: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Once upon Jesus Christ's pet

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Once, upon Jesus Christ's pet

gerbil

[ February 24, 2002, 18:49: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

gerbil's birthday

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

, Omega

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

his

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

magnificent

Posted by Nevod (Member # 738) on :

action

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

of

[ March 06, 2002, 16:38: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

eating.

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

The

(edit -> missed the "." there.. oops)

[ February 24, 2002, 07:58: Message edited by: Harry ]

Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :

insipid

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

nachwurst

Yeah, yeah, it's misspelled. German sausages don't seem to be in my dictionary.

[ February 24, 2002, 18:47: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

started

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

fermenting

Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :

wildly

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

while

[ February 24, 2002, 18:47: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Rupert Murdoch

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

got

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

high

[ February 24, 2002, 18:48: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

on

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

frenchmen's

[ February 24, 2002, 15:12: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

baguettes.

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

James Dean

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

melodies

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

played

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

over

[ February 24, 2002, 18:18: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Adolf Eichmann's

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

choking

[ February 24, 2002, 18:17: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Let's leave off the signatures in this one, eh?

cough

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Just so everyone knows, you can go back and edit previous posts to eliminate the sig.

New sentence!

Ronald Sandoval

[ February 24, 2002, 18:52: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Wow, you can edit your posts? I didn't know that ...

theorem

[ February 24, 2002, 19:03: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

states

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

explosions

[ February 26, 2002, 08:08: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

never

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

occur

[ February 25, 2002, 00:40: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

during

Posted by Nevod (Member # 738) on :

cracking

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

lithium

Oohh.. a WNMHGB reference!

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

However,

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

they

[ February 25, 2002, 11:08: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

randomly

[ February 26, 2002, 08:03: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

new sentence.. quotes begin (speech)

"Holy

[ February 25, 2002, 12:20: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

crap

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

on

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

fire!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

New sentence

Tony

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Orlando

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

you were supposed to say "soprano!"

died

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

happy

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

new sentence ... and ::KICK!:: for forgetting that a proper name is OK Christoper Moltisante

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

...?

Who?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Tom, you can only post one word. Is "who" your entry? And, what, you can't do a search on Google?

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

I added the punctuation onto the previous entry, then added my own word, and then more punctuation.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

gotcha

You

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Christoper Moltisante...? Who?

"You think this

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

is

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

funny?

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Hardly

I leave it up to the next guy whether he puts a period there, ending the question, or goes on - who knows where? - with it. 8)

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

period.

I

[ February 26, 2002, 02:13: Message edited by: The359 ]

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

wouldn't

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

laugh

[ February 26, 2002, 11:02: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

if

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Tony Soprano

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploded.

I wish i lived in some sort of magical world where people exploded for no reason. The Office of Homeland Defense may have implants ready for us soon.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Dr. Jennifer Melfi

Since we obviously have a Sopranos theme going here!

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

"Christoper Moltisante...? Who? You think this is funny? Hardly. I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Pauli Walnuts

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

has

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

walnuts

[ February 26, 2002, 10:19: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

upon

[ February 26, 2002, 09:12: Message edited by: Austin Powers ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

successful

[ February 26, 2002, 10:19: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Sultan Hashem Ahmed

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

's daughter

[ February 26, 2002, 10:20: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

's nipples

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

without

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

permission.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Johnathon Frakes,

[ February 26, 2002, 11:25: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Three posts at once. I start new sentence!

Scott Hamilton

[ February 26, 2002, 11:24: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

No you don't. I posted before you. Nyah!

John Frakes, Scott Hamilton,

Stiffler,

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Not only did you post before me, but you don't even know what you did post. Is it John, or Will?

Okay, you still spelled Johnathan wrong

Yuri Gagarin

[ February 26, 2002, 11:28: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Nixpicking ...

and

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. John Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin and. . .

me

Or, if it makes more grammatical sense (I'm sure Tim will be able to tell us) you can substitute 'I.'

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

rode

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

[I've attempted to fix some of the quote marks so that people weren't changing things too far from the way they were originally posted.]

Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.

The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.

Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.

Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!

"Holy crap on fire!"

Tony Orlando died happy.

Christoper Moltisante...? Who?

You think this is funny? Hardly.

"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.

Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

Jesus, Tim, you couldn't to continue "rode" with "man train to the stars."? It was so obvious!

on

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Tuesday.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

's Man

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

is

. . . full of shit? 8)

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Um... OK, this is making no grammatical sense. I'm going to mess with punctuation and sentences a bit...

Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her. On "Tuesday's Man", is Dolph Lundgren...

[ February 26, 2002, 20:22: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

getting

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

buggered

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

by

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Queen Elizabeth

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

after

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Fuck. I'd just posted "with" and someone beat me to it with "after." So. . .

teatime.

[ February 27, 2002, 08:56: Message edited by: Vogon Poet ]

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Dammit.. just replied to the "with" [Smile]

Fat

[ February 27, 2002, 08:58: Message edited by: Harry ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

people

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

explode

[ February 27, 2002, 09:54: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

messily.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Or

Well, that serves you right for entering another word so soon, Harrychops. I mean, one should wait a few posts before dipping back into this maelstrom! 8)

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

so

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

I

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

heard.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

[There's nothing to see here. Move along.]

[ February 27, 2002, 13:57: Message edited by: Omega ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

chipmonks

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

mis-spelled

*grin*

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

chipmunks.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.

The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.

Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.

Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!

"Holy crap on fire!"

Tony Orlando died happy.

Christoper Moltisante...? Who?

You think this is funny? Hardly.

"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.

Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.

On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime.

Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard.

Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks".

Slartibartfast

Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :

What is the point of this thread? I'm getting annoyed by it.

Posted by Nevod (Member # 738) on :

managed

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

the

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

planetary

Posted by Nevod (Member # 738) on :

interference

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

array

Michael_T, i suppose that the gunmen who are forcing you to read it are responsible for that? You could exercise a form of restraint and not click on it. Free will might not be an illusion after all.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

badly

Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :

CaptainMike, since when am I known for restraint in here?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

New Sentence ...

Michael_T

Hey, Mike_T: don't like the thread? Don't read it. If you're going to respond, please at least do so in italics.

[ February 28, 2002, 13:32: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

opposes

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Babylon 5

It IS a proper name, no?

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

only

[ February 28, 2002, 19:35: Message edited by: Antagonist ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

continues

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

to

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

intrigue

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

his

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

penis.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Incongruously,

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Omega, you are the best human ever. I thought the legacy of the great Dolph was lost, but you revived it. He is to be the father of my children.

Dolph Lundgren

We should have some recurring characters here. No one is better than the Dolph.

[ March 01, 2002, 11:12: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

jumped

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

over

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Homer Simpson

[ March 01, 2002, 13:34: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Patrick Stewart

[ March 01, 2002, 13:34: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

with

Who the hell is this Dolph fellow? I'm too lazy to look it up on google.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

a

He's in a league with Schwarzennager, Van Damme, and Stallone as being a big macho guy who just so happens to just get shit movies. He's prone to being cast as a Russian (He was the Russain boxer in Rocky IV)

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

zamboni

Oh, thanks for clearing that up for me. *lol*

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

End sentence

Born Slippy

It's legal, it's a proper name (Song)...

[ March 01, 2002, 18:44: Message edited by: The359 ]

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

as

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Born Slippy", as it

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Pertains

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

to

[ March 01, 2002, 22:27: Message edited by: The359 ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Once again, for good measure. Although, it may not be the last...

Dolph Lundgren

This part from before is just strange, but interesting: "Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth" It makes you think of something, at the very least

[ March 02, 2002, 00:36: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Dolph Lundgren's tongue

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

smells

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

New Sentence.

Mike Shinoda,

[ March 02, 2002, 00:50: Message edited by: Antagonist ]

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

thinks

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Dolph Lundgren

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

rides

[ March 02, 2002, 08:04: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Um... OK, we're IGNORING the word "smells" above because it makes no grammatical sense. It was never posted. NEVER, do you hear!

holographic

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

man-trains

[ March 02, 2002, 09:05: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

New Sentece

Miss Lundgren

[ March 02, 2002, 12:18: Message edited by: The359 ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

watches.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Little Lundgren

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

boinking

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

children

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

vigorously

Actually it makes sense if "smells" is changed to "odors," or used in that context.

Posted by Nevod (Member # 738) on :

into

if it makes sense

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I decided not to post the whole thing this time, since it's a little long. This starts w/ the sentence we were on the last time I posted the entirety.

"Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Miss Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission.

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

However,

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Dolph

Posted by Nevod (Member # 738) on :

f**ed

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

himself

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

up

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

by

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

spanking

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

George Bush

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

with

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

a

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Meanwhile,

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Dolph's nemesis!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

kissed

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Charles Capps.

[Big Grin]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

's Bronco.

[ March 03, 2002, 18:08: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Dolph Lundgren

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

man-trained

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Jeff Benson

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

's friend

[ March 03, 2002, 19:16: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Lee Kelly.

[Razz]

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

to

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

orgasm.

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Do we just disregard punctuation, now? I mean Lee Kelly. <--- That little dot == period, no?

Jiang Zemin

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Yes, but the next person to post has the option to override punctuation or add punctuation if s/he wants to. Or are you just jealous that Dolph brings Lee to the Big O when he won't even give YOU the time of day?

died.

[ March 03, 2002, 20:02: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

I think so.

Bashar Assad

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

farted.

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

burned.

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Gene Ray

126 points if the response is relevant.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

had

[ March 03, 2002, 20:08: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

survived

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Aleksandr Soljenitsyne

[ March 03, 2002, 22:13: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Damnation. This is what happens when you go to bed. I'm assuming that's "Solzenytsin?"

's books

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

by

[ March 04, 2002, 04:48: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

hiding

[ March 04, 2002, 06:17: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

in

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

bed.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Meanwhile,

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Alexander Solzenytsin

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

farted

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

on

[ March 04, 2002, 11:13: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Vladimir Kryuchkov

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

's niece.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Batman

[ March 04, 2002, 11:28: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Miss Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm.

Jiang Zemin died.

Bashar Assad farted. Bosnia and Herzegovina burned.

Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed. Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece.

Batman!

Porcelain

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

! New sentence

TSN

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

shattered

Who'd make a porcelain TSN? God knows. Who'd make it shatter into a million pieces? Anyone! 8)

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Well, it was Porcelin! TSN shattered ...

Omega's

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

clarinet

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Clarinet's possibilities

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

WTF is that supposed to mean? New sentence

Donald Rumsfeld

Posted by Proteus (Member # 212) on :

mates

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

during

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

press

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

dinners

[ March 05, 2002, 06:51: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

despite

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

foreign

[ March 05, 2002, 07:46: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

chicks

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

being

[ March 05, 2002, 10:37: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

naked.

Posted by Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Betty White

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks being naked Betty White lookalikes.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

EWWWWWWW!

First of Two

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

and

[ March 05, 2002, 11:36: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Seven of Nine

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

pooped

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

themselves.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

... pooped themselves

purple.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

while

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

reading

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Little Red Riding Hood

(proper name, ok?)

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

,pornographic

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

edition

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Batman!

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

's Cleaveland Steamer

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading Little Red Riding Hood, pornographic edition. Batman's Cleveland Steamer. . .

chugged

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

through

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Man-Train Central Station

It's a proper name. Just not a real one.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

on

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

the

someday we need to, as a race, get over our collective obsession with defecatory matters, and just flush

*shudders*

[ March 06, 2002, 15:37: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Jubilee Line

Yes, that's a proper name. Why did I choose to use the name of an Underground line that is also shared as a nickname by someone here's girlfriend? Pure coincidence. Honestly. 8)

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

new sentence

Love

[ March 06, 2002, 18:53: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Betty White lookalikes, First of Two, and Seven of Nine" are part of the same sentence...

is

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

cruel

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, consisting

[ March 06, 2002, 21:13: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

of

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

contradiction

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

, betrayal

Cool, I'm a Perpetual Member now!

[ March 07, 2002, 01:27: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

and

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

gigantic

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

throbbing

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

thumb

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

tacks

Posted by Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

had

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

spelling

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

mistakes

Hey, Magnus, if you don't want to play, don't play at all, okay? That was a bit immature, don't you think?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

How is posting the longest place-name in Britain "immature"? Or do you just not like the Welsh?

[ March 07, 2002, 11:28: Message edited by: TSN ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

in

[ March 07, 2002, 11:34: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

each

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

of

[ March 07, 2002, 11:43: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch

That's a place name? I thought he just decided to hit every key he could find!

Sorry, UvM

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

its

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Counter-Strike

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

sucks.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO TYPE THAT!

Counter-Strike when

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Counter-Strike sucks when Vogon Poet

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Counter-Strike sucks when Jeff Benson

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Try again, Omega

[ March 07, 2002, 18:20: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

cheats

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

his

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Counter-Strike sucks when Jeff Benson cheats, his. . .

I've inserted a comma there to see if we can salvage this!

scores

Posted by Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

taco!

No salvage today, Voggychops. No salvage ever.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Fair do's. I can well imagine Jeff's unfairly-attainaed scores suddenly coming to resemble a hard corn-meal shell containing some variety of Mexican filling, including but not limited to guacamole, salsa, sour cream, and refried beans. . .

Orgasms

8)

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

feel

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

happy.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Uh, hello? Captain Mike posted BEFORE Omega. Therefore, Omega's entry is null and void. THEREFORE, it's VOGON POET, not Jeff Benson! Grumble.

Posted by Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Yeah, but you play CS, and I think that VP, despite himself, hasn't sunk that low. Yet.

Tim Berners-Lee

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

You'll notice that I even managed to salvage the "Vogon Poet"/"Jeff Benson" confusion...

Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.
The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.
Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.
Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!
"Holy crap on fire!"
Tony Orlando died happy.
Christoper Moltisante...? Who?
You think this is funny? Hardly.
"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.
Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.
On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime.
Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard.
Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks".
Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly.
Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis.
Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni.
"Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Miss Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm.
Jiang Zemin died.
Bashar Assad farted. Bosnia and Herzegovina burned.
Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed. Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece.
Batman!
Porcelain!
TSN shattered Omega's clarinet's possibilities.
Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks' being naked Betty White lookalikes.
First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading "Little Red Riding Hood", pornographic edition.
Batman's Cleveland Steamer chugged mightily through Man-Train Central Station on the Jubilee Line.
Love is cruel, consisting of contradiciton, betrayal, and gigantic throbbing thumbtacks.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch had spelling mistakes in each of its chipmonks.
"Counter-Strike" sucks when Vogon poet Jeff Benson cheats his scores.
Taco!
Orgasms feel happy.
Tim Berners-Lee exploded

[ March 08, 2002, 22:23: Message edited by: TSN ]

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

,while

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Ultra Von Magnus

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, Jr.

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

didn't

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

like

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

his

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Dolph Lundgren

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

HEMAN

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

dildo.

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

However,

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Ultra Magnus

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

intervened

(and shouldn't it be Ultra VON Magnus, The_Tom?)

Posted by Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

That's damn right. I'd intervene if my son didn't like using a Dolph Lundgren HEMAN dildo. It's an enjoyment only kown by Nimrod. And maybe Anette Qviberg. Lousy whore.

Oh, and He-Man is spelled like that.

Oh, and I AM NOT CHILDLESS ANYMORE!

Oh, and why was Dolph never Prince Adam? Just as well, I suppose. He was terrifying, and struck the flagrant gong quite well, unfortunately.

Oh, and I should just get a Ken Dryden mask. Lord knows I already have that design on my forehead when I write.

. JeffKardde

[ March 09, 2002, 22:31: Message edited by: Ultra von Magnus ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

voted

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

for

UM, you do know I don't use that name on Flare anymore, right?

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

strawberry-flavored

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

ice-cream.

Hobbes, ain't you stretching it a bit there?

[ March 10, 2002, 07:49: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

With the strawberry-flavored? Or the novella .sig?

Elian Gonzalez

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

strawberry-flavored, but that is one long .sig, ain't it?

walked

Posted by Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

! Taco!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

! Taco! screamed

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Hey, U(v)M. . .

quote:
Yeah, but you play CS, and I think that VP, despite himself, hasn't sunk that low. Yet.

Good call. 8)

Ruben Blades

Posted by Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

's Tostitos

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

, while

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

smothering

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Omega

I think we should keep this thread going until Hobbes gets back from Boot.

[ March 11, 2002, 09:26: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

in

Deal. 8)

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

beans

Posted by Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Luis Gonzalez

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

is

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

flatulent,

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

pedantic,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

and

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

whimsically holographic

ok, now fix yours

[ March 12, 2002, 00:22: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

whimsically

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, that didn't quite work. How about if we pretend the last two near-simultanous posts were ordered the other way 'round? Assuming the good captain doesn't object...

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic. . .

, allegedly.

Posted by Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Newfies

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

pop

Posted by Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Newfies

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

pop

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Newfies

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

with

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Dr. Seuss

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Ding, dong, the thread is dead. . .

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

NO!

's Glock

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Smith & Wesson.

Posted by RearAdmiralLowerHalfMike (Member # 709) on :

's 'Dr. Seuss'

its the name of a gun model

[ March 13, 2002, 10:15: Message edited by: RearAdmiralLowerHalfMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Wow

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Zowie

Posted by Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Newfies

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

suck

Posted by Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Newfies

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

pop

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Eyagh!

Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus

Someone wanna do a recap ... ?

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

...Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic, allegedly. Newfies pop! Newfies pop! Newfies with Dr Seuss's Glock and Smith & Wesson's 'Dr Seuss'! Wow! Zowie! Newfies suck! Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus's

hymen-like

[ March 14, 2002, 13:20: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

mouth

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

. . . Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic, allegedly. Newfies pop! Newfies pop! Newfies with Dr Seuss's Glock and Smith & Wesson's 'Dr Seuss'! Wow! Zowie! Newfies suck! Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus's hymen-like mouth. . .

spewing

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

pollen

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

through

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

him.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

"Ew!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Blue

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

stuff

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

is

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

yucky

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

, sexy

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

"Ew! Blue stuff is yucky, sexy!" said..

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Tinky-Winky

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, while

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

The359

WOHOO! 359th post in this thread! *fist in air* [Big Grin]

[ March 15, 2002, 09:52: Message edited by: 359mph ]

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

changes

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

poopy

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

"Ew! Blue stuff is yucky, sexy!" said Tinky-Winky, while The359 changes poopy. . .

-filled

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

diapers.

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

The

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

End.

Please, God. . .

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"NO!"

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

yelled

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

MIB

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Banned?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Woohoo!

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Everyone

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

liked

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

that.

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Gandalf the Grey

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

McKellan the Gay

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

, Ultra Magnus the Foolish,

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Malnurtured Snay the Tomato Rocket-esque,

Why hasn't this ended yet? Every time it seems done, MSnay comes up and puts a little smootch of disdain for the big UM up here, and we get all silly while I weep heartily. These aren't even words now.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Yeah, 'cuz McKellen the Gay was?

and

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Vogon the Poet

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Well, because if(Gandalf == McKellan) && if(grey.SoundsLike(Gay)){Comedy == M4570R!};

I'm misunderstood.

flamencoed

[ March 17, 2002, 18:27: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

down

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

to

[ March 18, 2002, 00:04: Message edited by: AndrewR ]

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Mordor

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

flamboyantly

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

, intending

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

hilarity

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Bronson Pinchot

[ March 18, 2002, 08:59: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploded.

[ March 18, 2002, 09:50: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

if

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

melon

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

explodes

[ March 18, 2002, 10:25: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

,run

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

towards

[ March 18, 2002, 10:33: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

it.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Everything ever is so like totally explosive. Even melons. Or especially melons.

Dolph Lundgren

I just saw 'Hidden Agenda'. Ooh. That was a tough sit through. Hollywood owes more to Dolph than that.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

sucks

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

since

[ March 18, 2002, 12:32: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

pledging

What is the best speed of a zamboni?

[ March 18, 2002, 12:52: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

his

[ March 18, 2002, 13:01: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

soul

he does have one, right?

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

to

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Ultra Magnus

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

's dog.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

dog-loving

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

in

OK.. 56K.. by the time i refresh everybody's changed everything twice..

[ March 18, 2002, 15:53: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

feck, Mike... don't change without checking what I'd added on.

vitro

[ March 18, 2002, 15:41: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

offspring.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

that

[ March 18, 2002, 17:57: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

swing.

OK... let's leave this period in place, huh?

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

or lets not

"HEMAN"

[ March 18, 2002, 17:57: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

right-round-baby-right-round.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

like

[ March 18, 2002, 17:57: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

a-record-baby.

[Roll Eyes]

Resist, for you cannot win, oh Mike.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

sigh.. new sentence

. Dead or Alive

the band

[ March 18, 2002, 19:49: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

reacted

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

badly

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

, vomiting

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

akimbo

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

but

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Robert Mugabe

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

loved

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

power

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

-cuts

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

at

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Ultra Magnus

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

's gay

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

workout

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

buddy

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

, Malnurtured Snay

Oh how I'm utterly despised. I weep thrice daily.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

-android

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Ultra Magnus

[ March 19, 2002, 10:46: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

If a melon explodes, run towards it.
Dolph Lundgren sucks since pledging his sould to Ultra Magnus's dog-loving in-vitro offspring that swing "HEMAN" 'right-round-baby-right-round' like 'a-record-baby.'
Dead or Alive reacted badly, vomiting akimbo, but Robert Mugabe loved power-cuts at Ultra Magnus's gay workout buddy, Malnurtured Snay-android.
Ultra Magnus
wept

[ March 19, 2002, 10:52: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Dolph LundgreN, you fool!

sufficiently

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

why do you have a gay workout android named for me, hmmm?

, masturbating

Happy?

[ March 19, 2002, 11:03: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Ultra Magnus wept sufficiently masturbated?

Hm.

Oh, and who wouldn't want an android of you?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I just dread to think what Omega would use it for.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Ultra Magnus wept sufficiently, masturbating Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class Dolph Lundgren, III

A Zamboni's maximum speed is 9-10 mph

[ March 19, 2002, 11:15: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

He

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

might

[ March 19, 2002, 20:55: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

not

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

explode

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

, but

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

he

[ March 19, 2002, 21:23: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

can't

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

yearn

The Dolph is first class allright. Real slick. He knows Karate and how to perform Karate on someone, did I ever tell you that?

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

Oh, I've watched some C-beams too in my day, and let me tell you, they weren't that. much. to shout about. Rather irritating, actually. "Bwee, bwaa, bwiie"! Played merry hell with my headset, 'twas like being inside mother's belly again, at some beatnik-party she went to even though El Papa told her to stay in bed.

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

because

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

of

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

chronic

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

genital warts

What the fuck is a C-Beam?

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

He's talking about my signature. A C-Beam is just...made up

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

, implanted

Now the D- and E-Beams, that's the real meat'n'potatoes. I took one of those in the posterior, for 48hrs no one could catch me.

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

when

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

clones

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

gestate

I know where the reference came from, I've just always wondered if anyone had a clue what they were.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Ultra Magnus

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

anually.

Must be nice, climbing in there and relaxing in goo, like a mini-spa.

[ March 20, 2002, 11:13: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Turpentine

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

dissolved

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

sadly

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

into

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Stephen Collings

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, who

who?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Er, he's a member of Flare.

choked

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

and

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

soiled

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Wang Chung's

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

antimacassar.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

James Bond

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

smells.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

"Jingle Bells"

The song, hence the quotation marks.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

albums

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

, "Batman Smells",

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

James Bond smells "Jingle Bells" albums, "Batman Smells"

EPs,

[ March 20, 2002, 20:28: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

and

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

fur

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

James Bond smells "Jingle Bells" albums, "Batman Smells" and furry little

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

animals

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

bludgeoning

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

smaller

[ March 21, 2002, 06:08: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

kitties

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

with

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

great

chance for a classic Pulp Fiction quote here (vengeance)

[ March 21, 2002, 07:54: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

vengeance.

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Move

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

zig

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

*sigh*

zag

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

for

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

further

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Denver Nuggets

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

and

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Denver Nuggets

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

You really don't know how to play this game, do you?

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

-galore

Close call...

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Move zig-zag for further Denver Nuggets, and Denver Nuggets-galore shall

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Dolph Lundgrenize

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

rapidly

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

even

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

in

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

earwax.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Well, everyone else keeps continuing sentences I finish, so. . .

earwax-saturated

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

phlegm,

And so the story moves to the Chapter of Vileness...

[ March 22, 2002, 05:17: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Jacking

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

incredulously

[ March 22, 2002, 07:40: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

hard

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

, so

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

naturally

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

an

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Orc

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

intervened.

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

The

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

whole

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

entire

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

orc

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

population

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

basically

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

farted.

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

Granted,

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

I know hoe to play. But playing incorrectly == M4570R FUN!

Dolph Lundgren

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

Allright, whatever...

's seasoned

[ March 22, 2002, 13:57: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

bouillabaise

Not sure what bouillabaise is, but I assume you have to season it.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Denver Nuggets

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Word disregarded, as it makes no sense in context. Get with it, UM. Such asinine behavior is not looked kindly upon.

The last word is bouillabaise

reeks

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

This whole thing makes sense.

[ March 22, 2002, 17:08: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

with

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

obscene

There. That makes sense 'in context', right? I hope I have pleased the 'other' big O, and have brought honor to my name, my family, the dad from Family Ties, and this amazing story. Amen

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

tachyonic

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

-sized

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

cat

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

explosives [Eek!]

[ March 23, 2002, 06:11: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Meanwhile,

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

the

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

Enterprise

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

mated

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

with

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

a

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

duck.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

-shaped

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

topiary

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

behind

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

a

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

man-train

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

consisting

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

of

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

Charles Capps,

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Lambchop

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

, and

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

Mini-Me.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

"What

open quotes, new sentence

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

"OUCH!"

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, said

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"What!? OUCH!" said the

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

broom

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

"Bang!

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

yelled

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

David Caruso,

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

as

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Dennis Franz

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploded.

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

CaptainMike

[ March 25, 2002, 08:17: Message edited by: Flower Man ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

bitch-slapped

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Malnurtured Snay

[Big Grin]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Silly MIB.

's bitch,

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Omega.

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Omega

hehehe. Nice save, Snay!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

If it's true that Great Minds Think Alike, I don't see how MIB thought what Lee did ...

Malnurtured Snay's bitch Omega

*New sentence. *

Omega is

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

not

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

a

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

god

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

-like

[ March 25, 2002, 09:17: Message edited by: Flower Man ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

engineer

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

who

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

woman-trains

[ March 25, 2002, 09:33: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

That doesn't make much sense

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Fine. woman-trains

And you NEVER make sense, MIB.

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

reprehensible

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

fundementalists.

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Geeks

[ March 25, 2002, 10:31: Message edited by: Flower Man ]

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

Make a capital letter of that, flower man

flee

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

and

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

plunder

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

the

[ March 25, 2002, 10:33: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

library

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

in

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Franklin, Tennessee

[ March 25, 2002, 10:47: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

. This

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

resulted

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

in

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Re-tah-ded

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

orations

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

from

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

President George "Dubya" Bush

[ March 25, 2002, 11:59: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, a

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

hooker,

[ March 25, 2002, 12:00: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV,

[ March 25, 2002, 12:04: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

the 1991 AFC-Champion Denver Broncos,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

MIB

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior

hehe...

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

, The Monolith,

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

To the359: What?

[ March 25, 2002, 12:44: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

The 'and' placed in that list makes MIB the final word in that sentence. New sentence:

Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior, The Monolith, and...

BTW, weve had quite a cast of characters here. I've listed them, with any alternate names they might use in parentheses, and any titles they've been given in brackets, followed by how many times they've appeared.
The Dramatis Person� (in order of appearance):
Jesus Christ's pet gerbil
Omega [Malnurtured Snay's bitch] (6)
James Dean
Adolf Eichmann
Ronald Sandoval
Tony Orlando
Christopher Moltisante
Tony Soprano
Jennifer Melfi
Pauli Walnuts
Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter
Jonathan Frakes
Scott Hamilton
Stiffler
Yuri Gagarin
Dolph Lundgren (6)
Queen Elizabeth
Chipmonks (2)
Slartibartfast
Michael_T
Homer Simpson
Patrick Stewart
Mike Shinoda
Miss Lundgren
Little Lundgren
George W. Bush (Dubya) [President] (2)
Jean-Claude van Damme
Charles Capps (2)
Jeff Benson (Jeff Kardde) (Malnurtured Snay [a Vogon poet] [the Tomato Rocket-esque]) (4)
Lee Kelly (Vogon [the Poet]) (2)
Jiang Zemin
Bashar Assad
Gene Ray
Aleksandr Soljenitsyne (Alexander Solzenytsin)
Batman (2)
TSN
Donald Rumsfeld
Betty White lookalikes
First of Two
Seven of Nine
Tim Berners-Lee
Ultra von Magnus, Jr. [dog-loving in vitro offspring] (2)
Ultra Magnus [the Foolish] (Ultra von Magnus [supreme chancellor]) (5)
Elian Gonzalez
Ruben Blade
Luis Gonzales
Dr. Seuss
Tinky Winky
The359 (The Monolith) (2)
MIB (2)
Gandalf [the Grey]
McKellan [the Gay]
Bronson Pinchot
Dead or Alive
Robert Mugabe
Malnurtured Snay-android [gay workout buddy]
Dolph Lundgren III [Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class]
Stephen Collings
Wang Chung
James Bond
the Denver Nuggets
Lambchop
Mini-Me
David Caruso
Dennis Franz
CaptainMike
Dolph Lundgren IV [Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class]
a hooker
the '91 Denver Broncos
Martin Luther King, Jr. [Reverend]
Tony Danza
the California Golden Seals
Dolph Lungren XII [Captain of the Birmingham]
Adolf Hitler

Winning with the most appearances are Omega and Dolph Lundgren, with 6 appearances each (although it wasn't counted when Dolph Lundgrenize was used as a verb or adjective [lundgrenesque]). A close second is Ultra Magnus, with five appearances of his various names. Malnurtured Snay has been in 4 times, under as many different names or titles. After that, for multiple appearances are two each for MIB, Charles Capps, Batman, Chipmonks, George W. Bush, Lee 'Vogon (the poet)' Kelly, The359 and Ultra Magnus's son (a family connection. As family goes, the Lundgrens are on top, with appearances by Dolph, Miss Lundgren, Little Lundgren, Dolph the third, Dolph the fourth and Dolph the twelfth.)
By the book, admiral...

[ March 25, 2002, 18:35: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

L. Ron Hubbard

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

couldn't

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

lift

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Gordie Howe

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

by

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

the

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

scrotum

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Tony Danza

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploded

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

twice.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

before

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

period!

twice before the California Golden Seals

[ March 25, 2002, 13:40: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

Damnit, Snay, you posted the same time I did. Oh, and TheMonolith = Me. It's my AIM name.

sang.

[ March 25, 2002, 13:41: Message edited by: 359mph ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Tornado Justice

[ March 25, 2002, 13:42: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

Ya bastards keep posting every 2 minutes!

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

. The

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Tony Danza exploded twice before the California Golden Seals sang Tornado Justice. The Birmingham

[ March 25, 2002, 13:49: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

's Captain Dolph Lundgren the XIIth

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

signed

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

quote:
If it's true that Great Minds Think Alike, I don't see how MIB thought what Lee did. . .

Space is circular, and MIB and I are so far apart we're actually right next to each other. 8)

CaptainMike, about your cast list: I'm Lee Kelly. That's two appearances!

his

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

lundrenesque

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

autograph

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

ARGH!!!!

. Adolf

[ March 25, 2002, 18:23: Message edited by: Flower Man ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Hitler

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

was

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Tarellian

or Terrellian.. Terelian.. Tarrelian.. Tarellien.. Tarrellian.. Terrelian.. Terellian.. Tarrelean.. Terrellien.. Terelien.. Tarellean.. Terrellean.. Terelean.. Tarrelean.. Tarrellean.. Terrelean.. Terellean.. Tarrelien.. Tarrellien.. Terellien.. T'Relliian.. Terrelli'in

[ March 25, 2002, 18:52: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

. His

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

filth-encrusted

You forgot Tarkalean. 8P

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

sidekicks,

[ March 25, 2002, 19:26: Message edited by: Flower Man ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

MIB,

[Smile]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Heinrich Himmler

Did I spell Heinrich correctly?

[ March 25, 2002, 19:12: Message edited by: Flower Man ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

and

you need to make that sidekicks to make this make since.

[ March 25, 2002, 19:17: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

George (Dubya) Bush

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

He just doesn't want to be Hitler's only sidekick ... Still, I don't like Bush, but he's not THAT bad ...

man-trained

kidding, kidding MIB ...

[ March 25, 2002, 19:49: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

with

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Major Barcalow

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, Martha Stewart,

That's no woman.. it's a man, baby

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

DOH!

[ March 26, 2002, 07:01: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Are you allowed to post twice?

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

No. Ignore his second post.

His filth-encrusted sidekicks MIB, Heinrich Himmler, and George (Dubya) Bush man-trained with Major Barcalow, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden, Martha Stewart, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and

"Geeks flee, and plunder the library in Franklin, Tennessee."

They won't find much. The Franklin library isn't all that big. But then, I think Williamson County has all it's libraries in a system, much like Davidson, and the Brentwood library's nicer than mine.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Oh, and I would point out for the listing that Stephen Collings is me, thus giving me seven appearences to Dolph's six at last count.

I GOT TEH POWURUP ADN WON TEH GAME!11!!!1

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and two

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

You can't have: "something, something and something, and something" it has to be "something, something, something, something and something". So how is that going to be fixed?

[ March 26, 2002, 01:59: Message edited by: AndrewR ]

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

I think it's okay. You see, there are two groups of people/things, and they're man-training with another group of people/things. The first group is that of the filth-encrusted sidekicks, namely MIB, Heinrich Himmler, and George (Dubya) Bush, and the second group is the group they're man-training with, i.e. Major Barcalow, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden, Martha Stewart, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and
whatever else the next person wants to add to the fray. I'd agree that it's all a bit messy at the moment, with too many people involved in this massive man-train, but that's not my fault.

[ March 26, 2002, 03:17: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

You could always put a semicolon after "Major Barcalow" you know. . .

. . . and two gerbils

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

His filth-encrusted sidekicks MIB, Heinrich Himmler, and George (Dubya) Bush man-trained with Major Barcalow, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden, Martha Stewart, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and two gerbils.

Next sentence

Anna Kournikova

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

was

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Wait, MIB man-trains with himself?

gay

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

until

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Intendant Kira

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

choked

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Somehow I think if anyone could manage to man-train himself, it would be MIB [Smile]

Lt. Worf

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

. New sentence

Supreme Grand Admiral and Creater of Flare Charles T. Capps,

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

snorts

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

crack

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

from

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Risa

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

New sentence

Bart Simpson

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

made

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Dolph Lundgren the IVth

[ March 26, 2002, 08:31: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

a

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

slingshot

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

which

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

broke

try and watch your sig, MIB

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

killed

hey, MIB/Flower Man: news flash. Cut your sig out. Notice everyone else doing it?

[ March 26, 2002, 08:46: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

him.

I apologize. I didn't know that there was some kind of sig ban for this thread.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

again

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

MIB is a silly man. Who cannot read. Why is he not banned again?

. Dolph Lundgen

OMEGA DROPPED HIS POWERUP TO WIN TEH GAEM AND MR AMAZANG!1(DOLPH) PIKED IT UP AND TOOK IT TO TEH GOAL!!1

[ March 26, 2002, 10:02: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

SUCKS.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

No period

Dolph Lundgren sucks popsicles

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

flavored

[ March 26, 2002, 11:00: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

with

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

popsicles

Sorry about that, I thought I took care of the sig thing.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

that

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

kill

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Batman

Batman is catching up guys

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

, Ultra Magnus

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, Omega,

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

militia-men

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

and

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Pee Wee Herman

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

penguins

Well....It works... doesn't it?

[ March 26, 2002, 11:53: Message edited by: Harry ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Not really

[ March 26, 2002, 11:53: Message edited by: Flower Man ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

PeeWee Herman penguins. Omega

new sentence. I support the penguins being PeeWee Hermans

[ March 26, 2002, 12:01: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

exploded.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

thrice

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

upon

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

igniting

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

gas

Yo, MIB, when the new SW Legos come out ...?

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

. Batman

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

proposed

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

to

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Silver Surfer

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

while

[ March 27, 2002, 06:49: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Silver Surfer

WTF is Silver Surfer, anyway?

[ March 27, 2002, 06:56: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Yo Momma [Big Grin]

masturbated

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

over

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Dolphene Lundgren.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Silver Surfer is a Marvel Comics superhero, and alien imbued with the power cosmic, a former harbinger of Galactus. How does he masturbate anyway? he's completely and permanently encapsulated in chrome, and doesnt seem to have a penis. Oh, OK i dont want to know. for catalog purposes, is 'Dolphene' Miss Lundgren's name?

. Omega

[ March 27, 2002, 07:45: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Yes. It's Mrs. Lundgren. Ultra Magnus hates her with a vengeful passion.

jumped

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

the

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

shark

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

-like

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

armchair

[ March 27, 2002, 09:21: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

The

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Glock

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

fired

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

rubber

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

condoms

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

like

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

fish

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

eggs

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

New Sentence!

Amy Wynn

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

said "YES!"

edit: I dunna see MS's post. So, Isa fixxored it. BY ADDING MORE THAN ONE WORD.

[ March 27, 2002, 13:17: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

You hate Amy Wynn? Or you hate Dolphene Lundgren?

"NO!"

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

"BOTH!"

It works. Who the hell is damn Amy Wynn anyway? Probably some U-Haul truck operator. Damn Touquefuckers.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Touquefucker 3rd Class Dolph Lundgren XII

Does NO ONE know who Amy Wynn is?

[ March 27, 2002, 13:47: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

touque.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

WTF?!

The ????

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

oral

The last few posts made no sense at all.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Touquefucker Dolph Lundgren XII, the oral toungilator

Well ... see, I started a new sentence. It was "Amy Wynn." Then UM yelled "YES!" So I guess the sentence ended. Then I typed "NO!" Then UM typed "BOTH!" Then I tried to type "Touquefucker Dolph Lundgren the XII" ... but Mike and MIB apparently started a new sentence with "the oral", unless we're describing a sexual fetish of Sr. Lundgren XII! Hmmmm.

[ March 27, 2002, 14:54: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

ravished

The only Amy Wynn I know is the sexy chick carpenter Amy Wynn Pastor from The Learning Channel's hit home improvement show Trading Spaces that airs at 3pm Monday through Friday and at 10am Saturday and Sunday and 8pm and 11pm on Saturday evenings. She's yummy.

Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Jean-Claude Van Damme

[ March 28, 2002, 04:48: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

posthumously

[ March 28, 2002, 06:41: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Very good, Siggy. Somehow I thought Ty Pennington would be more up your alley.

Jeff Raven

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

might

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

love

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploding

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

monkeys

Jeff, I live for the women of Trading Spaces -- Alex McLeod, Paige Davis, Laurie Smith, Hilda Santos-Tomas, Gen Gorder, and my favorite Amy Wynn Pastor.

Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :

Sometimes

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, but

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Trading Spaces is THE worst decorating show in existence. Room Service, with that Sarah Richardson, and Designer Guys, with them two Fancy Lads (Chris Something and Steven Sabatos) ARE THE BEST EVAR!1, and even House & Home is better than Trading Spaces. Lofty Ideas KICKS THE ASS OF THINGS! The only good designer on Trading Spaces is that Vern guy. If you're watching Trading Spaces for the ladies only, maybe you should watch some porn.

Renegade

[ March 28, 2002, 09:42: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Suliban

I cant even think of one decorating show I've ever watched and you just named more than I'd ever care to know.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

renegged

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

retroactively

Heh heh, "renegade Suliban reneged retroactively. . ." I love aliteration. And shiny things. And swords. 8)

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.
The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.
Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.
Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!
"Holy crap on fire!"
Tony Orlando died happy.
Christoper Moltisante...? Who?
You think this is funny? Hardly.
"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.
Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.
On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime?
Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard.
Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks."
Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly.
Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis.
Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni.
"Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Mrs. Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm.
Jiang Zemin died.
Bashar Assad farted.
Bosnia and Herzegovina burned.
Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed.
Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece.
Batman!
Porcelain!
TSN shattered Omega's clarinet's possibilities.
Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks' being naked Betty White lookalikes.
First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading "Little Red Riding Hood, Pornographic Edition."
Batman's Cleveland Steamer chugged mightily through Man-Train Central Station on the Jubilee Line.
Love is cruel, consisting of contradiciton, betrayal, and gigantic throbbing thumbtacks.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch had spelling mistakes in each of its chipmonks.
"Counter-Strike" sucks when Vogon poet Jeff Benson cheats his scores.
�Taco!
Orgasms feel happy.
Tim Berners-Lee exploded, while Ultra von Magnus, Jr. didn't like his HEMAN dildo.
However, Ultra Magnus intervened.
Jeff Kardde voted for strawberry-flavored ice-cream.
Elian Gonzalez walked.
"�Taco!" screamed Ruben Blade's Tostitos, while smothering Omega in beans.
Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic, allegedly.
Newfies pop! Newfies pop! Newfies with Dr Seuss's Glock and Smith & Wesson's 'Dr Seuss'!
Wow!
Zowie!
Newfies suck!
Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus's hymen-like mouth, spewing pollen through him.
"Ew! Blue stuff is yucky, sexy!" said Tinky-Winky, while The359 changes poopy-filled diapers.
"The End? NO!" yelled MIB.
Banned?
Woohoo!
Everyone liked that.
Gandalf the Grey, McKellan the Gay, Ultra Magnus the Foolish, Malnurtured Snay the Tomato Rocket-esque, and Vogon the Poet flamencoed down to Mordor flamboyantly, intending hilarity.
Bronson Pinchot exploded.
If a melon explodes, run towards it.
Dolph Lundgren sucks since pledging his soul to Ultra Magnus's dog-loving in-vitro offspring that swing "HEMAN" 'right-round-baby-right-round' like 'a-record-baby.'
Dead or Alive reacted badly, vomiting akimbo, but Robert Mugabe loved power-cuts at Ultra Magnus's gay workout buddy, Malnurtured Snay-android.
Ultra Magnus wept sufficiently, masturbating Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class Dolph Lundgren, III.
He might not explode, but he can't yearn because of chronic genital warts, implanted when clones gestate Ultra Magnus anally.
Turpentine dissolved sadly into Stephen Collings, who choked and soiled Wang Chung's antimacassar.
James Bond smells 'Jingle Bells' albums, 'Batman Smells EPs, and furry little animals, bludgeoning smaller kitties for great vengeance.
Move zig.
Zag for further Denver Nuggets, and Denver Nuggets-galore shall Dolph-Lundgrenize rapidly, even in earwax-saturated phlegm, jacking incredulously hard, so naturally an Orc intervened.
The whole entire Orc population basically farted.
Granted, Dolph Lundgren's seasoned bouillabaise (Denver Nuggets) reeks with obscene tachyonic-sized cat explosives.
Meanwhile, the Enterprise mated with a duck-shaped topiary behind a man-train consisting of Charles Capps, Lambchop, and Mini-Me.
"What..?! OUCH!" said the broom.
"Bang!" yelled David Caruso, as Dennis Franz exploded.
CaptainMike bitch-slapped Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Omega.
Omega is not a god-like engineer who woman-trains reprehensible fundamentalists.
Geeks flee, and plunder the library in Franklin, Tennessee.
This resulted in re-tah-ded orations from President George 'Dubya' Bush, a hooker, Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV, the 1991 AFC-Champion Denver Broncos, and MIB.
Reverend Martin Luther King Jr., The Monolith and L. Ron Hubbard couldn't lift Gordi Howe by the Scrotum.
Tony Danza exploded twice before the California Golden Seals sang Tornado Justice.
The Birmingham's captain Dolph Lundgren XII signed his lundgrenesque autograph.
Adolf Hitler was Tarellian.
His filth-encrusted sidekicks, MIB, Heinrich Himmler, and George 'Dubya' Bush man-trained with Major Barcalow, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden, Martha Stewart, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and two gerbils.
Anna Kournikova was gay until Intendant Kira choked Lt. Worf.
Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare Charles T. Capps snorts crack from Risa.
Bart Simpson made Dolph Lundgren IV a slingshot which broke and killed him, again.
Dolph Lundgen SUCKS popsicles flavored with popsicles that kill Batman, Ultra Magnus, Omega, militiamen and PeeWee Herman penguins.
Omega exploded thrice upon igniting gas.
Batman proposed to Silver Surfer while Silver Surfer masturbated over Mrs. Dolphene Ludgren.
Omega jumped the shark-like armchair.
The Glock fired rubber condoms like fish eggs.
Amy Wynn said "No, both!"
Touquefucker Dolph Lundgren XII, the oral tongue-ilator ravished Jean-Claude van Damme posthumously.
Jeff Raven might love exploding monkeys sometimes, but renegade Suliban reneged retroactively,

requiring...

BTW, for the name list, is one of the gerbils that was in the big man train Jesus' pet gerbil? The one whose birthday is in February?

[ March 28, 2002, 11:17: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

rectal

Mike, I think you left out a "YES!" between "NO!" and "BOTH!" Good job on that list, tho! Hahahahahahaa -- oye!!

[ March 28, 2002, 11:16: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

cleaning

Sword-chucks?

[ March 28, 2002, 11:18: Message edited by: 359mph ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

reverberation

hhe cant post tw0 words at once is ag4inst teh fuX0ring r00lz lolololololololol thaT dOesnt RoXOrs a t all not the win nar a b1g loser

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

requiring rectal cleaning, reverberation of

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

renegades.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

New Sentence

The

The Name Game continues:
The Dramatis Person� (in order of appearance):
Jesus Christ's pet gerbil (2)
Omega [Malnurtured Snay's bitch] (9)
James Dean
Adolf Eichmann
Ronald Sandoval
Tony Orlando
Christopher Moltisante
Tony Soprano
Jennifer Melfi
Pauli Walnuts
Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter
Jonathan Frakes
Scott Hamilton
Stiffler
Yuri Gagarin
Dolph Lundgren (6)
Queen Elizabeth
Chipmonks (2)
Slartibartfast
Michael_T
Homer Simpson
Patrick Stewart
Mike Shinoda
Dolphene Lundgren [Miss] (2)
Little Lundgren
George W. Bush (Dubya) [President] [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick] (3)
Jean-Claude van Damme (2)
Charles (T.) Capps [Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare](3)
Jeff Benson (Jeff Kardde) (Malnurtured Snay [a Vogon poet] [the Tomato Rocket-esque]) (4)
Lee Kelly (Vogon [the Poet]) (2)
Jiang Zemin
Bashar Assad
Gene Ray
Aleksandr Soljenitsyne (Alexander Solzenytsin)
Batman (4)
TSN
Donald Rumsfeld
Betty White lookalikes
First of Two
Seven of Nine
Tim Berners-Lee
Ultra von Magnus, Jr. [dog-loving in vitro offspring] (2)
Ultra Magnus [the Foolish] (Ultra von Magnus [supreme chancellor]) (6)
Elian Gonzalez
Ruben Blade
Luis Gonzales
Dr. Seuss
Tinky Winky
The359 (The Monolith) (2)
MIB [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick][El Idiot Supreme of Flare](4)
Gandalf [the Grey]
McKellan [the Gay]
Bronson Pinchot
Dead or Alive
Robert Mugabe
Malnurtured Snay-android [gay workout buddy]
Dolph Lundgren III [Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class]
Stephen Collings
Wang Chung
James Bond
the Denver Nuggets
Lambchop
Mini-Me
David Caruso
Dennis Franz
CaptainMike
Dolph Lundgren IV [Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class] (2)
a hooker
the '91 Denver Broncos
Martin Luther King, Jr. [Reverend]
Tony Danza
the California Golden Seals
Dolph Lungren XII [Captain of the Birmingham] [Touquefucker 3rd Class] [the oral tonguelator] (2)
Adolf Hitler [Tarellian]
Heinrich Himmler [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick]
Barcalow [Major]
Osama bin Laden [El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World]
Martha Stewart
a second gerbil
Anna Kournikova
Kira {alternate} [Intendant]
Worf [Lieutenant]
Bart Simpson
Dolph Lundgen
militia-men
PeeWee Herman penguins
Silver Surfer (2)
Amy Wynn
Jeff Raven
Suliban renegades

Oh, and UM: Dolph Lungen adn Dolph Lungren are spelld differant peepu1 U DROPPED UR POWERUP TO WIN TEH GAEM AND OMGEA PIKED IT UP AND TOOK IT TO TEH GOAL!!1!1!!
Winning with the most appearances:
> Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Omega (9)
> Dolph Lundgren (still at 6), plus two more uses of his name as a verb or adjective (making 8)
> Supreme Chancellor Ultra (von) Magnus the Foolish' (7)
> Vogon poet Jeff 'Malnurtured Snay' 'Jeff Kardde' Benson, the Tomato Rocket-esque (4 in as many different names)
> Batman (4)
> Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick, MIB, El Idiot Supreme of Flare(4)
> Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick President George 'Dubya' Bush (3)
> Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare Charles (T.) Capps (3)
> The359 (TheMonolith) (2)
> Chipmonks (2)
> Jesus Christ's Pet Gerbil (2)
> Miss Dolphene Lundgren (2)
> Jean-Claude van Damme (2)
> Lee 'Vogon Poet' Kelly (2)
> dog-loving in vitro offspring Ultra von Magnus, Jr. (2)
> Silver Surfer (2)
> Touquefucker 3rd Class Dolph Lungren XII, Captain of the Birmingham, the oral tonguelator (2)
> Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV (2)

By the book, admiral...

[ March 28, 2002, 23:29: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

long

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

and

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

winding

Road! Road! Road!

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

tale

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Supreme Chancellor Stephen 'Ultra von Magnus the Foolish' Collings

I am most certainly not Stephen Collings. Else I would be dead. Of my own hand. Or Mr. Benson's. Hint.

presented

[ March 28, 2002, 17:01: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

*sulk*

by

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Commander Harman Rabb

No, I'm not going to harm Stephen "Omega" Collings nor do I have any desire to do. He's funnier then George Carlin, and he's free to boot. [Smile]

[ March 28, 2002, 20:03: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

, Richard D. James

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

damn... i thought i was keeping track of things well.. i zipped past the post so fast when i was cataloguing i caught the wrong name. hellfire and damnation...

and

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Detective Bobby Simone

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

became

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Travelers

capitalized, like the Tau Alpha C Travelers

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

to

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

AnusLand. I'm sure it's a place. Somewhere.

[ March 29, 2002, 11:27: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

U//Magnus

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

envisioned

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

K1NG 0F 7H3 5M4XX0R!1!

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

For the love of god and all that is merciful someone please KILL THIS THREAD!!!

Finally,

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

U//Magnus

Gotta make a last-ditch effort, right?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I thought we agreed to keep this thread running until Hobbes got out of boot. And, it IS the *NEVER ENDING* story, isn't it?

died.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

"Excellent,

[ March 29, 2002, 13:04: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

" said

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Chief Master Petty Officer Third Class Hobbes

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

as

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Master Rideon Lawnmower Fanatic Charles Linbergh Level MMXVII

[ March 29, 2002, 22:46: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploded

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

orgasmically

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

four

[ March 29, 2002, 23:29: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

times

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

more

This thread dies at ~1000 replies.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

in

How much more can the system take!? Do we have the power, Scotty!?

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

retaliation

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

NOOOO! Say it isn't so, Charles!

Charles "Chucky" Capps

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

I'm gonna make that a new sentence...

In retaliation, Charles "Chucky" Capps danced

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

around

Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :

without

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

clothes

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, again

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

"! shouted

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Rob Farquhar

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

repeatedly

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

shooting

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

people

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

---

[ March 31, 2002, 10:06: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

with

SNAY! YOU REALIZE THAT EVERY DOUBLE POST SHORTENS THE TIME THAT IS LEFT TO OUR 1000 POST DEADLINE!

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

I'm sorry!!! It's not like I did it on purpose! Admin, please delete double post. Jesus, if I'd posted three times I think Mike might've tried to hack my computer to explode.

SIG-sauer P220

[ March 31, 2002, 10:13: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

"In retaliation, Charles "Chucky" Capps danced without clothes again!" shouted Rob Farquhar, repeatedly shooting people with SIG-sauer P220s. The

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

1993 Stanley Cup Champion Montreal Canadiens

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

exploded

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

. Patrick Roy

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

didn't.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Terra Tyrrhena

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

illiterately

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

ballooned

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

out

[ March 31, 2002, 19:00: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

of

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Omega's

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

arse.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Siegfried's

[ March 31, 2002, 19:09: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

lovers

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

never

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

cheat

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, except

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

nothing

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

makes

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Candy

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

hornier

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Uh. Right. Sure.

TSN

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

and

[ March 31, 2002, 21:33: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Uh. Right. Sure.

TSN

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

[Mad]

's uncle

[ March 31, 2002, 21:29: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

On the advice of my attorney, Michael Bartel, esq, I must change my plea to:

pop

[ March 31, 2002, 21:36: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Fixable.. Jeff's first and third posts stay, but he needs to edit the middle one to read 'and'
and Siegfried, edit your post to contain a word that would come next so it will be:
TSN and TSN's uncle...

rocks

[ April 01, 2002, 09:06: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

...uncle pop retroactively

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

between

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Springfield

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

and

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

The Cave of Caerbannog

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

TSN and TSN's uncle pop rocks retroactively between Springfield and The Cave of Care-bong-something. 1940s Los Gatos cult leader Father William Riker

[ April 01, 2002, 09:08: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :

lost

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

millions

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

of

[ April 01, 2002, 17:52: Message edited by: AndrewR ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

platypii

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

because

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

P. Diddy

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

activated

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

the

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Device.

capitalized

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Mike, Mike, Mike ... coulda been the plah'diz ... or whatever that thing is.

Jack Bauer

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

performed

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

keyhole surgery

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

without

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

The Device

This one's from MY stories

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

New Sentence.

Cap'n Mike

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

promises

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

training

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

to

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

without

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

I would never promise something no nonsensical why.. to training without? me no function beer well without.. its not quite cromulent

Cap'n Mike promises training to Without Smith, Jr.

AndrewR: Go here

[ April 02, 2002, 10:47: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

REVENGE!

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Oy. New sentence.

Darkstar

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

and

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Major Barcalow

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

and

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

some

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

flammable

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.
The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.
Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.
Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!
"Holy crap on fire!"
Tony Orlando died happy.
Christoper Moltisante...? Who?
You think this is funny? Hardly.
"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.
Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.
On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime?
Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard.
Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks."
Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly.
Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis.
Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni.
"Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Mrs. Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm.
Jiang Zemin died.
Bashar Assad farted.
Bosnia and Herzegovina burned.
Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed.
Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece.
Batman!
Porcelain!
TSN shattered Omega's clarinet's possibilities.
Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks' being naked Betty White lookalikes.
First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading "Little Red Riding Hood, Pornographic Edition."
Batman's Cleveland Steamer chugged mightily through Man-Train Central Station on the Jubilee Line.
Love is cruel, consisting of contradiciton, betrayal, and gigantic throbbing thumbtacks.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch had spelling mistakes in each of its chipmonks.
"Counter-Strike" sucks when Vogon poet Jeff Benson cheats his scores.
�Taco!
Orgasms feel happy.
Tim Berners-Lee exploded, while Ultra von Magnus, Jr. didn't like his HEMAN dildo.
However, Ultra Magnus intervened.
Jeff Kardde voted for strawberry-flavored ice-cream.
Elian Gonzalez walked.
"�Taco!" screamed Ruben Blade's Tostitos, while smothering Omega in beans.
Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic, allegedly.
Newfies pop! Newfies pop! Newfies with Dr Seuss's Glock and Smith & Wesson's 'Dr Seuss'!
Wow!
Zowie!
Newfies suck!
Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus's hymen-like mouth, spewing pollen through him.
"Ew! Blue stuff is yucky, sexy!" said Tinky-Winky, while The359 changes poopy-filled diapers.
"The End? NO!" yelled MIB.
Banned?
Woohoo!
Everyone liked that.
Gandalf the Grey, McKellan the Gay, Ultra Magnus the Foolish, Malnurtured Snay the Tomato Rocket-esque, and Vogon the Poet flamencoed down to Mordor flamboyantly, intending hilarity.
Bronson Pinchot exploded.
If a melon explodes, run towards it.
Dolph Lundgren sucks since pledging his soul to Ultra Magnus's dog-loving in-vitro offspring that swing "HEMAN" 'right-round-baby-right-round' like 'a-record-baby.'
Dead or Alive reacted badly, vomiting akimbo, but Robert Mugabe loved power-cuts at Ultra Magnus's gay workout buddy, Malnurtured Snay-android.
Ultra Magnus wept sufficiently, masturbating Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class Dolph Lundgren, III.
He might not explode, but he can't yearn because of chronic genital warts, implanted when clones gestate Ultra Magnus anally.
Turpentine dissolved sadly into Stephen Collings, who choked and soiled Wang Chung's antimacassar.
James Bond smells 'Jingle Bells' albums, 'Batman Smells EPs, and furry little animals, bludgeoning smaller kitties for great vengeance.
Move zig.
Zag for further Denver Nuggets, and Denver Nuggets-galore shall Dolph-Lundgrenize rapidly, even in earwax-saturated phlegm, jacking incredulously hard, so naturally an Orc intervened.
The whole entire Orc population basically farted.
Granted, Dolph Lundgren's seasoned bouillabaise (Denver Nuggets) reeks with obscene tachyonic-sized cat explosives.
Meanwhile, the Enterprise mated with a duck-shaped topiary behind a man-train consisting of Charles Capps, Lambchop, and Mini-Me.
"What..?! OUCH!" said the broom.
"Bang!" yelled David Caruso, as Dennis Franz exploded.
CaptainMike bitch-slapped Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Omega.
Omega is not a god-like engineer who woman-trains reprehensible fundamentalists.
Geeks flee, and plunder the library in Franklin, Tennessee.
This resulted in re-tah-ded orations from President George 'Dubya' Bush, a hooker, Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV, the 1991 AFC-Champion Denver Broncos, and MIB.
Reverend Martin Luther King Jr., The Monolith and L. Ron Hubbard couldn't lift Gordi Howe by the Scrotum.
Tony Danza exploded twice before the California Golden Seals sang Tornado Justice.
The Birmingham's captain Dolph Lundgren XII signed his lundgrenesque autograph.
Adolf Hitler was Tarellian.
His filth-encrusted sidekicks, MIB, Heinrich Himmler, and George 'Dubya' Bush man-trained with Major Barcalow, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden, Martha Stewart, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and two gerbils.
Anna Kournikova was gay until Intendant Kira choked Lt. Worf.
Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare Charles T. Capps snorts crack from Risa.
Bart Simpson made Dolph Lundgren IV a slingshot which broke and killed him, again.
Dolph Lundgen SUCKS popsicles flavored with popsicles that kill Batman, Ultra Magnus, Omega, militiamen and PeeWee Herman penguins.
Omega exploded thrice upon igniting gas.
Batman proposed to Silver Surfer while Silver Surfer masturbated over Mrs. Dolphene Ludgren.
Omega jumped the shark-like armchair.
The Glock fired rubber condoms like fish eggs.
Amy Wynn said "No, both!"
Touquefucker Dolph Lundgren XII, the oral tongue-ilator ravished Jean-Claude van Damme posthumously.
Jeff Raven might love exploding monkeys sometimes, but renegade Suliban reneged retroactively, requiring rectal-cleaning reverberation of renegades.
The long and winding tale presented by Commander Harmon Rabb, Richard D. James and Detective Bobby Simone became "Travelers to AnusLand"
U//Magnus envisioned "K1NG 0F 7H3 5M4XX0R!1!."
Finally, U//Magnus died.
"Excellent," said Chief Master Petty Officer Third Class Hobbes as Master Rideon Lawnmower Fanatic Charles Linbergh Level MMXVII exploded orgasmically four times more.
"In retaliation, Charles "Chucky" Capps danced without clothes again!" shouted Rob Farquhar, repeatedly shooting people with SIG-sauer P220s. The 1993 Stanley Cup Champion Montreal Canadiens exploded.
Patrick Roy didn't.
Terra Tyrrhena illiterately balooned out of Omega's arse.
Siegfried's lovers never cheat, except nothing makes Candy hornier.
TSN and TSN's uncle pop rocks retroactively between Springfield and The Cave of Caerbannog. 1940s Los Gatos cult leader Father William Riker lost millions of platypi because P. Diddy activated The Device.
Jack Bauer performed keyhole surgery without The Device.
Cap'n Mike promises training to Without Smith, Jr.
REVENGE!
Darkstar and Major Barcalow and some flammable...

mayonnaise

[ April 02, 2002, 11:09: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

wrestled

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until

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Charlie Salinger

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erected

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[PoE] Baby Jesus

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on

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[Poe]-=FaIL=- Wake

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

What the heck are you talking about!?

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

TitMonkey CounterStrike Clan shit

[ April 02, 2002, 12:06: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

will you guys ... I don't know, post words?

[ April 02, 2002, 16:53: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Ya know, Jeff, I'd like to but I have no idea what the hell you mean by "PoE-=FaIL=-WeAK!"

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

I'd say "You first", Jeff. But that would make no sense, seeing as I'm posting one right now...

Darkstar and Major Barcalow and some flammable mayonnaise wrestled until Charlie Salinger errected "Baby Jesus" on K2

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

To hell with this. New sentence.

Jonathan Frakes

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, Zlorgnax,

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

quote:
Baby Jesus" on K2

Actually, Omega, it should be: [PoE] Baby Jesus on [PoE] -=FaIL=- Wake K2. Thank you.

and

[ April 02, 2002, 20:21: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Benny Hill

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

shat

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Snay thats more than one word for your posts though. And the original rules state that grammatical sense has to be maintained.. what the hell is a [poE]?

skittles

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

upon

The only PoE I know of is the acronym for the Portal of Evil website..

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

David Hasselhoff

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

singing

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Darkstar and Major Barcalow and some flammable mayonnaise wrestled until Charlie Salinger erected "Baby Jesus" on K2.
Jonathan Frakes, Zlorgnax, and Benny Hill shat skittles upon David Hasselhoff, singing "The Real Captain Mike"

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Mike, proper names. Or, in this case, proper gaming names. Hey, is "Chief Zamboni Operator Dolph Lundgren IV" is allowed ...

Darkstar and Major Barcalow and some flammable mayonnaise wrestled until Charlie Salinger erected "[Poe] Baby Jesus" on [Poe]-=FaIL=- Wake K2.
Jonathan Frakes, Zlorgnax, and Benny Hill shat skittles upon David Hasselhoff, singing "The Real Captain Mike"

ditty

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, which

i'm loathe to agree with the rest of these boys, but none of us had any idea what that titmonkey shit was Snay(er)

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

TitMonkey Shit! Ha!

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ripped

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mad

*sigh* now i see why i was loathe to agree with von Magnus over there...

[ April 03, 2002, 18:28: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

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titmonkeys.

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new sentence, open quotes

. "Thanks!

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I

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mumbled

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while

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scratching

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Po's

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slimey

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testicles.

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open quotes as the speech continues

. "Wow,

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testicles

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feel

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like

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talking

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domokun

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, Daddy!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Oy. New Sentence.

"Holy

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CapCom!"

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, replied

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CapComMan

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the speech continues

. "The

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Dolphness

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of

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Lundgren

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really

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

sucks

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slurpees

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

New Sentence
. Beastiality

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

isn't

[ April 04, 2002, 14:43: Message edited by: 359mph ]

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all

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fun

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and

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games

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because

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of

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STDs.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

I just noticed going back over some posts about my stuff up with the whole "without" thing... thanks for the link CaptainMike... LOL! I don't know what happened there, but it could have been some wierd delayed double post, cause I think I posted "without" before it after the "The Device" sentence. Maybe I had read that page again, and replied to that page - for some reason thinking it was the most recent page!

Lord Turnip-Testicle the Twenty-Third

[ April 04, 2002, 22:36: Message edited by: AndrewR ]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

ejaculated

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

gooey

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Curried-Cadbury-Cream-Eggs

That's a blast from the past

[Smile]

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

games,

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oxy-acetylene torches,

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and

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fishsticks

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

I was going to have fishsticks for lunch today. They were at sale at Giant ... guess I'll have some nachos instead.

Captain William T. Riker

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Tommy Boy

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

, a 'squab-on-a-stick'

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Captain William T. Riker, Tommy Boy,

Captain Frank X. Furillo

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

Sorry to ruin you lunch Snayer or did I just save you from a horrible lunch

[ April 05, 2002, 09:51: Message edited by: Grokca ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, The Duck the Eats French Money and Explodes,

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

Naw, it's okay, I like fishsticks, but I needed to get through some of my deli stuff anyway

and

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

The Queen Mum (from beyond the grave)

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boink

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theatrically

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trained

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monkeys.

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Naturally

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Big Bad Momma

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believes

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lasagna

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is

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an

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aphrodisiac

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Grokca was reading my mind.

New Sentence.

. "The Never-Ending Story: may God have mercy on my soul"

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

wrote what I thought you wanted

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

postretroactively

[ April 05, 2002, 18:01: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

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sodomized

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Omega's

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Care Bear

True story of a guy that lived in the dorms. That's for another time and thread.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

That's (NOT)for another time and (NOT ANOTHER )thread

[ April 05, 2002, 23:12: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

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. new sentence

Scott Baio's

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first

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man-train

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widened

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JeffRaven's

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orifice

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to

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heretofore

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never

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conceived

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proportions.

[ April 06, 2002, 12:14: Message edited by: The359 ]

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Although

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

This sentence has gotta keep going...

Scott Baio's first man-train widened JeffRaven's orifice to heretofore never conceived proportions, although several

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incidents

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are

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classified.

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Later

[ April 06, 2002, 14:48: Message edited by: Omega ]

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, our

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brazen

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, cantankerous

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reamed

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?

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, cantakerous, reamed

orifice

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overflowed

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with

Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :

What IS it with this thread? Someone delete this double post, please. Ritten, you need to change your post. Beat you to it!

[ April 06, 2002, 20:56: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

with

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

with Without Jones Junior's

Captain Mike with with the quick fix, and the second mention of Without Jones, Jr.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Barnacle-encrusted

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

((((Thanks..... dang it, I won't let you win again Snayer........ ***glares****))))

french-tickler

(On a side note, I take it threads aren't limited to 200 posts....)

[ April 07, 2002, 08:14: Message edited by: Ritten ]

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

1000. Then they get... funky.

NEW SENTENCE!

This

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That works....

caused

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mass

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migratory

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MAN-TRAINS

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, marring

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many

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Chapter I: Escape from Stupidity
There once was sex.
Everyone liked it.
Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh.
First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush.
Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded.
No longer organs, gonads, and breasts (as a sexual component) lacking, the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks.
Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute.
Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant.
Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking.
Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection, Late Night Confessions and The 700 Club, but he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants.
That's Simon's nude potato toy.
It slipped off his large ass.
Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises.
Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily.
Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather.
Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic tele-dildonics.
So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology.
Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with The Real Thing™.
However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush.
"Why did she explode? Why!?"
"Because it's logical."
Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him.
"Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat.
The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity.
Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating "You are fucked."
Then Eric Chow stripped Omega's skin so he screamed with pleasure.
Meanwhile, the USS Baltimore had deer blood for breakfast.
MIB stinks.
In Atlantis rests Excalibur.
The Scottish militia burned methane-smelling copies of Dianetics.
Woo-hoo!
L. Ron Hubbard angrily searched for page 22 in drag.
Unsuccessful, L. Ron Hubbard masturbated to "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald".
Chelsea Clinton said Rush Limbaugh ravished Bugs Bunny.
"Goodness," replied Rush Limbaugh. "I'm not bloated!!!!!"
Then, Osama bin Laden peed on Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader.
Ronald Reagan commented that hearing-impaired fruitcakes shot J.R. Ewing.
Skittles are communist pinkos.
God has afflicted Norfolk, Baltimore; Morgan Hill, South Carolina; and Tennessee with deerberries that Jebus farted on.
Frank Gerratana died when Omega read Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable.
Rush Limbaugh lives sinfully aware of sex with aardvarks.
Jubilee loves TSN and Siegfried, but she hates diskettes.
Charles Dickens wrote pornographic propoganda for Omega.
Organisms fly.
Jeff Kardde rocks Omega, loves Rush Limbaugh's insightful culinary Web site, and stuff.
On top of Olympus Mons, all Oompa-Loompas were horny over Tim Nix's Cooking Nude with Omega's Testicles.
Meanwhile, Colin Powell clicked on an oven. *KABOOM* *KABLAMMO* "Oooooooooops, I did it again!"
G.W. Bush farted on Jaing's head. "Oh, phoooey," he bitched.
Roma Downey peed in pools that are owned by Fabrux.
The Cookie Monster is in deep Fajitas Grande with salsa. Yum.
Cats vomited dog poop they scared out of Porthos, Athos, Dogtagnan, and Aramis' mum.
Now, let's crash uglies against brick-house-inhabiting Counter-Strike players AWPing deer.
Lee stripped Kate's catskin catsuit off and put his Legos™ in her earlobe.
Unsatisfied, Kate straddled Lee.
"You Klingon love monster!" shouted Kate, "I love sheep!"
Distraught, Lee, the First One, jumped temporally into Worf, who howled.
Love is a holographic snowmobile.
Malnurtured Snay kicked Brannon Braga off "Hollywood Squares" so that Whoopi Goldberg would win. "I'll disagree," said First of Two while choking.
The chicken smelled like Lego.
Œdipus Rex picked Abraham Lincoln as his mother.
Coder is irrelevant.
The supernova goes brightly into oblivion.
Calvin chewed beef jerky because there weren't enough salty things.
Legos suck. NOT!!!!!!! However, imitations like Block'o's do blow chunks.
Hewlett Packard makes blaster-induced cartridges which excrete tomato seeds into Chucky's hard drive.
However, Flare Forums exploded because Charles couldn't reduce that antimatter ratio.
A clockwork grapefruit will melt.
Monoliths kubrickly exude dark stars.
Perhaps Egon, Venkman, and Ray Charles will entertain.
Incredibly, the Taliban imploded when "Green Onions" fell on local zebras.
Startled, The359 exploded again.
Oooops, we did her mom again!
We shouldn't stop hanging around hookers that eat sausages. Obviously.
Jubes isn't lesbian, momentarily, but Charles suspects The_Tom is crazy.
Hari Seldon crapped on indefatigable indie-rock stars.
David Hasselhoff fucks Pringles cans every night.
If only they would lubricate themselves instead of T'Pol.
She, however, likes it.
Someone went potty before going ka-ka.
The end

Chapter II: Return to Stupidity
The end is coming for your thread.
The end is never far from here.
The Matrix crashed when Johnny Mnemonic 'boinked' Hobbes against Ted 'Theodore' Logan and Bill S. Preston, esquire, played songs on Dogstar's shitty album.
"My superior libido turns me into Super-Omega-Alpha-Man," said Snay as Omega melted.
Curry-type packets exploded because they were pressurized incorrectly.
"Underwear is accruing interest at 4.7% of expected yield," announced Weyoun
However, jock-strap emissions are expected to waft towards sub-Saharan tribes.
In 2002 A.D. the Pillsbury Dough-Boy ran burned tentacles across Sunnyvale High during Thanksgiving dinner.
It ate calamari like hors d'oeuvres served by Buffy-Magna.
"Arses like Canadians always screw in arses that smell."
Tim and Liam killed the teacher posthumously.
"Yummy!" said Tim, who exploded all the while.
Capps updated his electric psychedelics hare named Captain Bucky O'Hare
"Sweet Jesus H. Christ Almighty!" exclaimed Liz when Jubes fingered Ω.
"�Donde es Gato?"
"Cat?"
"�El Scorcho, Chris Waddle, y El Buggero jumped off Omega, but then exploded!"
Omega wants the thread to continue no more.
But God afflicted him wtih stupidity interspersed with ignorance.
Masturbation lost WW2 for Japan.
However, Germany sucked.
The End.

Chapter III: May God Have Mercy on Your Soul
Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.
The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.
Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.
Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!
"Holy crap on fire!"
Tony Orlando died happy.
Christoper Moltisante...? Who?
You think this is funny? Hardly.
"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.
Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.
On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime?
Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard.
Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks."
Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly.
Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis.
Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni.
"Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Mrs. Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm.
Jiang Zemin died.
Bashar Assad farted.
Bosnia and Herzegovina burned.
Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed.
Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece.
Batman!
Porcelain!
TSN shattered Omega's clarinet's possibilities.
Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks' being naked Betty White lookalikes.
First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading "Little Red Riding Hood, Pornographic Edition."
Batman's Cleveland Steamer chugged mightily through Man-Train Central Station on the Jubilee Line.
Love is cruel, consisting of contradiciton, betrayal, and gigantic throbbing thumbtacks.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch had spelling mistakes in each of its chipmonks.
"Counter-Strike" sucks when Vogon poet Jeff Benson cheats his scores.
�Taco!
Orgasms feel happy.
Tim Berners-Lee exploded, while Ultra von Magnus, Jr. didn't like his HEMAN dildo.
However, Ultra Magnus intervened.
Jeff Kardde voted for strawberry-flavored ice-cream.
Elian Gonzalez walked.
"�Taco!" screamed Ruben Blade's Tostitos, while smothering Omega in beans.
Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic, allegedly.
Newfies pop! Newfies pop! Newfies with Dr Seuss's Glock and Smith & Wesson's 'Dr Seuss'!
Wow!
Zowie!
Newfies suck!
Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus's hymen-like mouth, spewing pollen through him.
"Ew! Blue stuff is yucky, sexy!" said Tinky-Winky, while The359 changes poopy-filled diapers.
"The End? NO!" yelled MIB.
Banned?
Woohoo!
Everyone liked that.
Gandalf the Grey, McKellan the Gay, Ultra Magnus the Foolish, Malnurtured Snay the Tomato Rocket-esque, and Vogon the Poet flamencoed down to Mordor flamboyantly, intending hilarity.
Bronson Pinchot exploded.
If a melon explodes, run towards it.
Dolph Lundgren sucks since pledging his soul to Ultra Magnus's dog-loving in-vitro offspring that swing "HEMAN" 'right-round-baby-right-round' like 'a-record-baby.'
Dead or Alive reacted badly, vomiting akimbo, but Robert Mugabe loved power-cuts at Ultra Magnus's gay workout buddy, Malnurtured Snay-android.
Ultra Magnus wept sufficiently, masturbating Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class Dolph Lundgren, III.
He might not explode, but he can't yearn because of chronic genital warts, implanted when clones gestate Ultra Magnus anally.
Turpentine dissolved sadly into Stephen Collings, who choked and soiled Wang Chung's antimacassar.
James Bond smells 'Jingle Bells' albums, 'Batman Smells EPs, and furry little animals, bludgeoning smaller kitties for great vengeance.
Move zig.
Zag for further Denver Nuggets, and Denver Nuggets-galore shall Dolph-Lundgrenize rapidly, even in earwax-saturated phlegm, jacking incredulously hard, so naturally an Orc intervened.
The whole entire Orc population basically farted.
Granted, Dolph Lundgren's seasoned bouillabaise (Denver Nuggets) reeks with obscene tachyonic-sized cat explosives.
Meanwhile, the Enterprise mated with a duck-shaped topiary behind a man-train consisting of Charles Capps, Lambchop, and Mini-Me.
"What..?! OUCH!" said the broom.
"Bang!" yelled David Caruso, as Dennis Franz exploded.
CaptainMike bitch-slapped Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Omega.
Omega is not a god-like engineer who woman-trains reprehensible fundamentalists.
Geeks flee, and plunder the library in Franklin, Tennessee.
This resulted in re-tah-ded orations from President George 'Dubya' Bush, a hooker, Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV, the 1991 AFC-Champion Denver Broncos, and MIB.
Reverend Martin Luther King Jr., The Monolith and L. Ron Hubbard couldn't lift Gordi Howe by the Scrotum.
Tony Danza exploded twice before the California Golden Seals sang Tornado Justice.
The Birmingham's captain Dolph Lundgren XII signed his lundgrenesque autograph.
Adolf Hitler was Tarellian.
His filth-encrusted sidekicks, MIB, Heinrich Himmler, and George 'Dubya' Bush man-trained with Major Barcalow, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden, Martha Stewart, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and two gerbils.
Anna Kournikova was gay until Intendant Kira choked Lt. Worf.
Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare Charles T. Capps snorts crack from Risa.
Bart Simpson made Dolph Lundgren IV a slingshot which broke and killed him, again.
Dolph Lundgen SUCKS popsicles flavored with popsicles that kill Batman, Ultra Magnus, Omega, militiamen and PeeWee Herman penguins.
Omega exploded thrice upon igniting gas.
Batman proposed to Silver Surfer while Silver Surfer masturbated over Mrs. Dolphene Ludgren.
Omega jumped the shark-like armchair.
The Glock fired rubber condoms like fish eggs.
Amy Wynn said "No, both!"
Touquefucker Dolph Lundgren XII, the oral tongue-ilator ravished Jean-Claude van Damme posthumously.
Jeff Raven might love exploding monkeys sometimes, but renegade Suliban reneged retroactively, requiring rectal-cleaning reverberation of renegades.
The long and winding tale presented by Commander Harmon Rabb, Richard D. James and Detective Bobby Simone became "Travelers to AnusLand"
U//Magnus envisioned "K1NG 0F 7H3 5M4XX0R!1!."
Finally, U//Magnus died.
"Excellent," said Chief Master Petty Officer Third Class Hobbes as Master Rideon Lawnmower Fanatic Charles Linbergh Level MMXVII exploded orgasmically four times more.
"In retaliation, Charles "Chucky" Capps danced without clothes again!" shouted Rob Farquhar, repeatedly shooting people with SIG-sauer P220s. The 1993 Stanley Cup Champion Montreal Canadiens exploded.
Patrick Roy didn't.
Terra Tyrrhena illiterately balooned out of Omega's arse.
Siegfried's lovers never cheat, except nothing makes Candy hornier.
TSN and TSN's uncle pop rocks retroactively between Springfield and The Cave of Caerbannog. 1940s Los Gatos cult leader Father William Riker lost millions of platypi because P. Diddy activated The Device.
Jack Bauer performed keyhole surgery without The Device.
Cap'n Mike promises training to Without Smith, Jr.
REVENGE!
Darkstar and Major Barcalow and some flammable mayonnaise wrestled until Charlie Salinger erected "[Poe] Baby Jesus" on [Poe]-=FaIL=- Wake K2.
Jonathan Frakes, Zlorgnax, and Benny Hill shat skittles upon David Hasselhoff, singing "The Real Captain Mike" ditty, which ripped mad titmonkeys.
"Thanks!" I mumbled, while scratching Po's slimey testicles.
"Wow! Testicles feel like talking Domokun, Daddy!"
"Holy CapCom!" replied CapComMan. "The Dolphness of Lundgren realy sucks Slurpees!"
Bestiality isn't all fun and games because of STD's.
Lord Turnip Testicle the 23rd ejaculated gooey Curried Cadbury Cream Eggs games, oxy-acetylene torches and fishsticks.
Captain William T. Riker, Tommy Boy, a squab-on-a-stick, Captain Frank X. Furillo, The Duck that Eats French Money and Explodes, and The Queen Mum (from beyond the grave) boink theatrically trained monkeys.
Naturally, Big Bad Momma believes lasagna is an aphrodisiac.
"The Never-Ending Story: May G-d Have Mercy on My Soul" postretroactively sodomized Omega's Care Bear.
Scott Baio's first man-train widened JeffRaven's orifice to heretofore never conceived proportions, although several incidents are classified.
Later, our brazen, cantakerous, reamed orifice overflowed with Without Jones Junior's barnacle-encrusted French-tickler.
This caused mass migratory MAN-TRAINS marring many masticating

[ April 07, 2002, 15:06: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

melon

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

mastiffs

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

, maintaining

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

masturbatory

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

mucus

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

mixtures

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

new sentence, open speech

. "Jesus Christ's pet gerbil

[ April 07, 2002, 15:08: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

finally

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

realized

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

endings.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

, Omega

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

said.

[ April 07, 2002, 15:04: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

just type 'said' and that'll be it.. Chuck said approximately 1000 posts, and im taking these extras as credit for all the dumb double posts

The Name Game, final (part 3 only):
The Dramatis Person� (in order of appearance):
Jesus Christ's pet gerbil (3)
Stephen "Omega" Collings [Malnurtured Snay's bitch] (12)
James Dean
Adolf Eichmann
Ronald Sandoval
Tony Orlando
Christopher Moltisante
Tony Soprano
Jennifer Melfi
Pauli Walnuts
Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter
Jonathan Frakes (2)
Scott Hamilton
Stiffler
Yuri Gagarin
Dolph Lundgren (7)
Queen Elizabeth
Chipmonks (2)
Slartibartfast
Michael_T
Homer Simpson
Patrick Stewart
Mike Shinoda
Dolphene Lundgren [Miss] (2)
Little Lundgren
George W. Bush (Dubya) [President] [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick] (3)
Jean-Claude van Damme (2)
Charles (T.) "Chucky" Capps [Supreme Grand Admiral] [Creator of Flare] (4)
Jeff Benson (Jeff Kardde) (Malnurtured Snay [a Vogon poet] [the Tomato Rocket-esque]) (4)
Lee Kelly (Vogon [the Poet]) (2)
Jiang Zemin
Bashar Assad
Gene Ray
Aleksandr Soljenitsyne (Alexander Solzenytsin) (2)
Batman (4)
TSN (2)
Donald Rumsfeld
Betty White lookalikes
First of Two (Rob Farquhar) (2)
Seven of Nine
Tim Berners-Lee
Ultra von Magnus, Jr. [dog-loving in vitro offspring] (2)
Ultra Magnus [the Foolish] (Ultra von Magnus [supreme chancellor])(U//Magnus) (8)
Elian Gonzalez
Ruben Blade
Luis Gonzales
Dr. Seuss
Tinky Winky
The359 (The Monolith) (2)
MIB [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick][El Idiot Supreme of Flare](4)
Gandalf [the Grey]
McKellan [the Gay]
Bronson Pinchot
Dead or Alive
Robert Mugabe
Malnurtured Snay-android [gay workout buddy]
Dolph Lundgren III [Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class]
Wang Chung
James Bond
the Denver Nuggets
Lambchop
Mini-Me
David Caruso
Dennis Franz
CaptainMike (Cap'n Mike) (3)
Dolph Lundgren IV [Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class] (2)
a hooker
the '91 Denver Broncos
Martin Luther King, Jr. [Reverend]
Tony Danza
the California Golden Seals
Dolph Lungren XII [Captain of the Birmingham] [Touquefucker 3rd Class] [the oral tonguelator] (2)
Adolf Hitler [Tarellian]
Heinrich Himmler [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick]
Barcalow [Major] (2)
Osama bin Laden [El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World]
Martha Stewart
a second gerbil
Anna Kournikova
Kira {alternate} [Intendant]
Worf [Lieutenant]
Bart Simpson
Dolph Lundgen
militia-men
PeeWee Herman penguins
Silver Surfer (2)
Amy Wynn
Jeff Raven
Suliban renegades
Harmon Rabb [Commander] [Traveler to AnusLand]
Richard D. James [Traveler to AnusLand]
Bobby Simone [Detective] [Traveler to AnusLand]
Hobbes [Chief Master Petty Officer Third Class]
Charles Linbergh [Master Rideon Lawnmower Fanatic Level MMXVII]
1993 Stanley Cup Champion Montreal Canadiens
Patrick Roy
Terra Tyrrhena
Siegfried
Candy
TSN's uncle
William (T.) Riker [1940s Los Gatos cult leader] [Captain] [Father] (2)
P. Diddy
Jack Bauer
Without Jones, Jr. (2)
Darkstar
Charlie Salinger
[Poe] Baby Jesus
[Poe] whatever, some titmonkey
Zlorgnax
Benny Hill
David Hasselhoff
titmonkey, for real this time
Po
Domokun
Daddy
CapComMan
Frank X. Furillo [Captain]
The Duck that Eats French Money and Explodes
The Queen Mum [from beyond the grave]
Theatrically trained monkeys
Big Bad Momma
Omega's Care Bear

U DROPPED UR POWERUP TO WIN TEH GAEM AND OMGEA PIKED IT UP AND TOOK IT TO TEH GOAL!!1!1!! NAD IS TEH WINNAR
Winning with the most appearances:
> Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Stephen "Omega" Collings (12)
> Dolph Lundgren (still at 7), plus three more uses of his name as a verb or adjective (lundgrenesque, dolphness, etc..) (making 10)
> Supreme Chancellor Ultra (von) "U//Magnus" Magnus, the Foolish (8)
> Vogon poet Jeff 'Malnurtured Snay' 'Jeff Kardde' Benson, the Tomato Rocket-esque (4 in as many different names)
> Batman (4)
> Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare Charles (T.) "Chucky" Capps (4)
> Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick, MIB, El Idiot Supreme of Flare(4)
> Jesus Christ's Pet Gerbil (3)
> Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick President George 'Dubya' Bush (3)
> Captain "Cap'n" Mike (3)
> Jonathan Frakes (2)
> The359 (TheMonolith) (2)
> Chipmonks (2)
> Miss Dolphene Lundgren (2)
> Jean-Claude van Damme (2)
> Lee 'Vogon Poet' Kelly (2)
> Aleksandr "Alexander Solzenytsin" Soljenitsyne (2)
> Rob "First of Two" Farquhar (2)
> dog-loving in vitro offspring Ultra von Magnus, Jr. (2)
> Silver Surfer (2)
> Touquefucker 3rd Class Dolph Lungren XII, Captain of the Birmingham, the oral tonguelator (2)
> Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV (2)
> Major Barcalow (2)
> Silver Surfer (2)
> 1940s Los Gatos Cult Leader, Father "Captain" William (T.) Riker
> Without Jones, Jr. (2)

By the book, admiral...

[ April 07, 2002, 15:41: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Fin.

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Dude. In the entire time that I viewed and replied to "make", HOW many people posted!? Yeesh. It's a wonder the thing didn't corrupt.

Let it rest for a week.

[ April 07, 2002, 15:45: Message edited by: Charles Capps ]