"YEAH, KITT...YEAH..Ohhhhh GOD, that feels so good. You're SO much better than any of the guest girls...yeah...give it to me, baby..."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
The initial success of the spin-off show Bushwatch was attributed largely to confusion over the content.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
With declining record sales in Germany, Hasselhof attempts to yodel his way into the Swiss pop charts.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
"Cricky!" A quote from David Hasslehoff, when told the tiny snke that had just bitten him was one of the most poisonous snkes in the world.
_____________________________________________ David Hasslehoff's new series"Robin Hood, Men Doing Bad TV".
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
and called it macaroni!
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Attempting to capitalize on the success of Mel Gibson's "Braveheart," actor David Hasselhoff produces, directs, and stars in "Beerheart," the story of an Australian outback outlaw who defied the draconian rule of Parliament and brought freedom and Fosters to the masses.
Beerheart: "Every man drinks. Not every man GETS TRULY PISSED!" Australian battle rabble: "YEAHHHHHHHHH!! *Blarrrrrgh!*"
[ April 08, 2002, 12:56: Message edited by: First of Two ]
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
The video...my eyes...real? joke?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
*****I can't pee with everyone watching.....
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Well I watched the whole video and I don't think I shall ever be the same again.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just some washed up actor making a music video.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
On next week's episode of "The Man Train": Silly hats!
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
The Hasselhof: Scara-moosh! Scara-moosh! (usw.)
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Looking at the slow-motion replay, you can see President Hasselhoff's head has just begun to go back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back... and to the left..
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
<newscaster>...After reviewing video evidence smuggled out of the production facility in Marina del Ray, LAPD officials accompanied by representatives from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bluescreens made their move, raiding the property and halting the cruel torture believed to be going on inside.</newscaster>
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