From some radio show's charity dodgeball gig in Sacramento the other day, or so I understand... For the certifiable super-young-un's, or those who the late eighties are a pleasant shadow of a memory, on the left is One Ms. Tiffany. She is no longer running as fast as she can, instead recently choosing to disrobe for a magazine of ill-fame. Pah! Children behave my ass.
On the right is, well, you know. He makes a fine pimp, and a decent Starfleet cadet.
[ April 18, 2002, 14:51: Message edited by: The_Tom ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
It could have been so beautiful. . .
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Wil (at the general trek viewing audience): Yeah, you may hate me, mock me, ridicule me, but I am using my penis for the sex, and you are not! Yes! I can wear my jumper UNDER my t-shirt, and still get to have sex with women who are not ugly and not my right hand! In your nerdish faces!
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Well Sieggy and Mark not only is the universe mocking us it is spitting in our faces.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Who the hell is Tiffany? Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Wesley wonders why he always gets the girl, and the girl is always some sort of weird mutant alien.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"Look! I am touching a woman! It is unexpected!"
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Is that his mom? Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
What happened to Tiffany? I remember her being cute...
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
quote:What happened to Tiffany? I remember her being cute...
What happened to her? She does radio charity events now. I still think she's kinda cute.. Now, that Wheaton boy, he's let himself go..
Fred would be disappointed.
[ April 19, 2002, 08:47: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Them, in ten years:
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
LOL Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The kicker is that in Harry's picture, the 2 haven't traded sides.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Muwahahahahahahaha!!!!
And, er, is it just me or does Wil look a bit, uh, excited in the first photo?
[ April 19, 2002, 11:42: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
*does dreamy Dave Bowman voice* My god. It's full of... No wait. Uhh. My God. It's full of wannabe stars. *stops doing dreamy Dave Bowman voice*
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Brian May IS.....SUPERFLY!!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
After all these years, I still have a crush on Tiffany. I got meet her when she visited my school last year. Unfortunately, her performance was rained out.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I think you mean "she was all washed up." 8)
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
One would think that the only kind of performances she's likely to be doing these days would be unsuitable for a school setting.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Only in your mind, old man Tom.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
So, let me get this straight... You're saying that that thing standing next to Wheaton is a real, animate human being? That's surprising. Maybe the body, okay, but are you sure about that face? It looks like my status line...
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Wil: *off-tune* I think we're alone now...
Tif: Ooh, I haven't heard that one before. Shut up and smile for your damn picture.
Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
Er... hello? That girl is gorgeous. Just thought I'd say it, seeing as some people seem to have their taste buds up their arse.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
You have no idea. I got to squeeze her tits a little over a year ago. It was accidental, though. Or WAS it?
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: instead recently choosing to disrobe for a magazine of ill-fame.
She looked marvelous!!
She has had some plastic work done, at least I don't remember her breasts being being that big earlier in her non career, after the music.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Pregnancy does amazing things. I had a friend who was an A cup all her life. After her daughter was born, she was now & forever a C.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
That's unfortunate.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
She's admitted that she's had a little help on Howard Stern. Whoever did it, did a fantastic job. A real artist. I wonder if it wasn't the same lot who sculpted Shannon Elizabeth.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Tiffany posed nude and I wasn't informed?
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Wasn't exactly buried in the news.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I can always send you the shots, mah Sigga...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Oooh... That's sounds tempting. I need a diversion from studying for these damn final exams. Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Ooh, me too! me too!
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: Tiffany posed nude and I wasn't informed?
She even made the cover. I never looked at the date (duh) so I don't know what month it was, but yes, it's out there.
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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Is someone going to tell me who the hell Tiffany is or what? Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Do you get out? Ever? Or watch VH1? Ever?
Tiffany. Of, "I think we're alone now" one-hit wonder fame. Fox, back in her day.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Well, now she's a Two-Hit wonder. Or Colligen & Silicon wonder. Whatever's synonymous with No-Talent Bimbo Whore. I guess.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
If she's someone who's on VH1, wouldn't "getting out" be more likely to result in not knowing who she is? And I still don't know...
As in the song by Tommy James and the Shondells?
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Somebody spent too much of their youth learning about antecedent-verb agreement and not enough stubbornly riding the waves of pop culture...
Should we tell him about He-Man?
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
If that's improper usage of a hyphen or em dash or whatever, I don't think it'd be too good of an idea.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
They were merely following the grammatical precedent set by Spider-Man.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Yes, TSN. That song. Originally by them, made famous by her. Hoo-yah.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I watched He-Man...
I just never listened to modern music. My parents played oldies in the car.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I watched He-Man, too. And I would argue that that song was famous long before she would have been singing it.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: I watched He-Man, too. And I would argue that that song was famous long before she would have been singing it.
I have four older sisters and an older brother, all were big into music as they were growing up, and I was exposed to a lot of music through them. I had never heard of the song before she did it. Not saying that it wasn't a hit, but it's the rare song from the fifties and sixties that I have never at least heard of. I never watched He-Man.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I've nothing to add here other than to juxtapose a couple things.
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