You probably don't want to know how this one came about. Trust me. Let's just say that having Coddman visitors yield oddities...
Have fun! Judgement shall take place next Sunday.
Posted by Mr. Pink (Member # 621) on :
It does not fear the eye spots!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Christ, he's still got the beard. . .
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
UBBIIIIIIIIIIII.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"All these eyes, and I still can't find my razor."
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Somebody's been eyeballing himself. Literally.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
As responsibility for the development of the UBB, Charles Capps develops extra eyes for more bug-catching.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Jubes: My, my, what great number of eyes you have.
CC: All to examine every inch of you with....
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE it's the, what the hell is that? Legolas, to Gandalf.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Now if only I could get myself into the teleportation chamber, the world will acknowledge my genius!
(that pic is really scary) Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
In an effort to prevent more swearing on the forums, Charles decided to augment his current vision with several more pairs of eyes. Unfortunately, one eyeball fell during the operation which now makes him look freakish.
Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :
Charles was born with the wrong set of genes to be a teacher. The eyes are supposed to be in the back of the head.
Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :
To enhance the colors on his screen Charles enhanced a montitor with plutonium, but failed to install adequate shielding.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Infopop, a Manticore company.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Japanese Man 1: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... it's Godzilla... Japanese Man 2: NO it's not, due to international copyright laws. It's mearly a mutated Trekkie set loose in the lego Tokyo city at Carlsbad, CA. Japanese Man 1: Still, we should scream and run like it's Godzilla. Japanese Man 2: But it's not. Japanese Man 1&2: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Charles Capps: Damn, where the hell am I? Looks like Little Tokyo. Jubes, where the hell is the London city set at?
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
CC: "FLEE! We are no match for Sting!"
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
The latest victim of Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
See-SEE?
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
Beware Flare Forum trespassers: Big Brother is watching you!
Posted by Tora Buttercup (Member # 53) on :
Assassin 1: "I said shoot 'im between the eyes!"
Assassin 2: "Which ones?"
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Everytime you masturbate, Charles Capps gets uglier. Please, think of Charles.
Posted by StarFire (Member # 748) on :
^^^ (Don't think I could top that...)
Oh well.
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*Charles walks into the Optometrist's office for his appointment*
*Optometrist looks at him* I quit.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Wait. It should actually be "Please, think of Jubes".
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
As long as it's not Domokun.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Or kittens.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Charles sure was disappointed when Eight-Legged Freaks didn't take off like he expected...
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Number 3: Liam, with "All these eyes, and I still can't find my razor."
Number 2: First with "The latest victim of Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome."
Holy crap, somebody judged a CapCom!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I thought there had been a rule change which states that capcoms can no longer be judged, for doing so would make the stupid unfunny people feel stupid and unfunny. And that's against the consitution.
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
They amended it.
Posted by The Mike Who Would Be Captain (Member # 709) on :
thats the same reason everybody passes school now! nobody ever need feel bad again!
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