you have until i get sick of typing "yes" or "no".
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Is it an assclown?
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
no
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Wrong. Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
no, wrong is not it, try again Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Is it composed of matter?
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
yes.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Is it singular, as opposed to plural?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Is it between 4 feet and 6 feet tall??
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega: Is it singular, as opposed to plural?
yes
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Is it between 4 feet and 6 feet tall??
no
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Is it an object d'art?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
a dart object???
How about, is it an obect of art....
Is it multi-national?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Is all the matter in this object in the same state, i.e. solid, liquid, gas, plasma?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is it on Omega's brain, on crack cocaine and meth?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Sounds good, could I have whit toast with that, and lots of real butter.... Cook it in lard too...
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: a dart object???
How about, is it an obect of art....
Is it multi-national?
art,no. multinational,kinda.
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega: Is all the matter in this object in the same state, i.e. solid, liquid, gas, plasma?
yes.
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Is it on Omega's brain, on crack cocaine and meth?
no, but that would be neat.
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Sounds good, could I have whit toast with that, and lots of real butter.... Cook it in lard too...
no.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Is it a solid at room temperature?
Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Is it a solid at room temperature?
yes.
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Solid at room temperature, and yet not an assclown?
I AM STUMPED.
Is it smaller than a two-car garage?
Posted by Reverend (Member # 335) on :
Does it taste like a Moo-cow?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Is it an asshat?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Can you have sex with it?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Is it orange?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is it my penis?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Please say no to this...
Is the answer to all three of the above questions yes?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Please say no to this...
Is the answer to all three of the above questions yes?
no.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Magnus de Pym: Solid at room temperature, and yet not an assclown?
I AM STUMPED.
Is it smaller than a two-car garage?
yes.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Reverend: Does it taste like a Moo-cow?
no.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: Is it an asshat?
no.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: Can you have sex with it?
you can, but only on account of your micropenis. Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Is it orange?
no.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Is it my penis?
you don't have a penis, so no. can someone start asking normal questions, or do i have to run to the closet and start sobbing?
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
Is this a sad ploy to raise your number of posts? Oh wait, I already know the answer to that one. Alright: Is it a boojum?
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Is it smaller than an average sized human male?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Well, we know it's not between 4' and 6'...
Is it rectangular?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Mucus: Is this a sad ploy to raise your number of posts? Oh wait, I already know the answer to that one. Alright: Is it a boojum?
yeah, i need more posts because having over a 1000 just doens't give me enough warmth in my heart. i'm assuming that all the other people who have started these kind of threads also were just trying to raise their post counts, right? take your boojum and go back to nursery school, troll.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Magnus de Pym: Is it smaller than an average sized human male?
refer to Ritten's post directly under yours.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Is it rectangular?
yes.
Posted by O Capped In Mic Capped In (Member # 709) on :
Is it a German language VHS copy of "The Outrageous Okona" ?
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
How tall is Gumby?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by O Capped In Mic Capped In: Is it a German language VHS copy of "The Outrageous Okona" ?
you are closer than you think, kimosabi.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Solommagnus de Pym: How tall is Gumby?
4
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Is it a VHS of part of season 2 TNG?
Is it a box of tampons?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is it something that we can use to beat the shit out of Edepis?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
The seasonal releases of TNG on DVD?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: Is it a VHS of part of season 2 TNG?
so close, but too elaborate.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: The seasonal releases of TNG on DVD?
are DVD's rectangular?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Is it something that we can use to beat the shit out of Edepis?
who the fuck is Edepis? is Edepis your brother, Mary? why do you want to beat the shit out of your brother, Mary?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
A square is a rectangle, but a recangle isn't a square....
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: A square is a rectangle, but a recangle isn't a square....
but a dvd is neither Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Why is freak-boy calling me "Mary"?
Posted by CaptainMike XXIII (Member # 709) on :
a circle, rectangle, triangle, and a square are all two dimenional shapes.
adding the third dimension will make a circle into a sphere or a cylinder, a triangle into a pyramid or cone and will make a square or rectangle into a rectilinear solid. if the sides are equal on your rectilinear solid, it is a cube, otherwise it is a cuboid rectilinear solid.
but rectangles exist on a 2d plane and are therefore impossible except on a conceptual level in our three dimensional universe, so Edipis is theorizing the existences of some 2d concept.
unless we are dealing with a rectangular solid, hm?
which by the way, is the exact shape a DVD is packaged and shipped, and sold in. I wouldnt consider it worth its salt if it was just a CD on the floor.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Why is freak-boy calling me "Mary"?
because you called me "Edepis", Mary.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by CaptainMike XXIII: a circle, rectangle, triangle, and a square are all two dimenional shapes.
adding the third dimension will make a circle into a sphere or a cylinder, a triangle into a pyramid or cone and will make a square or rectangle into a rectilinear solid. if the sides are equal on your rectilinear solid, it is a cube, otherwise it is a cuboid rectilinear solid.
but rectangles exist on a 2d plane and are therefore impossible except on a conceptual level in our three dimensional universe, so Edipis is theorizing the existences of some 2d concept.
unless we are dealing with a rectangular solid, hm?
which by the way, is the exact shape a DVD is packaged and shipped, and sold in. I wouldnt consider it worth its salt if it was just a CD on the floor.
but you are forgetting that the packaging is a discreet entity that is quite different from a dvd itself. no question was posed about the packaging. also, how am i "theorizing the existences of some 2d concept"? since, by your own admission, a rectangle or square cannot physically exist in our "3d universe" (that is a gross simplification, and we don't really live in a merely 3 dimensional space, but that is the term you used so i will continue to use it), would i not be 100% correct by saying that a dvd, which is a physical and very possible object in our reality, is not a square or rectangle? also, you are the first person here to mention the term "circle". not once did i write that a dvd was a circle, so you are attributing things to me that can be demonstrably proven that i did not write. maybe you should put down the bottle and get some sleep, Mikey.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
With that, it seems that I should call Gene Ray in to give you a helping hand in the clarity department.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
it would be perfectly clear, if you were literate.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Certainly.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
indeed.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
mmmm, okay, that was a little deeper than I had planned on going....
Anyway, is it the DVD Set....????
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
no Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Yeah but Edepis is closer to Edipis then Mary is to Snay.
Is it your brain on crack?!
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
If not, is it Omega's brain on crack?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Yeah but Edepis is closer to Edipis then Mary is to Snay.
but you so look and act like a Mary.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Snay: If not, is it Omega's brain on crack?
no, it's not a brain.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Is it a Tng video cassette?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: Is it a Tng video cassette?
as i said before to a similar suggestion, close but too elaborate.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
okay, how about...
Is it a video cassette???
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is it a video? Is it a cassette?
Failing that, is it Ritten's brain on meth?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: okay, how about...
Is it a video cassette???
close enough. it's a blank video cassette, but that's good ebnough. congratulations, Ritten. for your reward, i grant to you, oh lets see. dominion over.....hot dogs that you've already eaten
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Thank you... I am honoured....
Although, looking at this blank video cassette I can see the similiarity between it and my brain on meth....
Posted by CaptainMike XXIII (Member # 709) on :
this game sucked. although i rightfully deserve second prize for getting to the VHS part first
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I get the VHS...
You can have my brain on meth...
it is on crystal meth....
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by CaptainMike XXIII: this game sucked. although i rightfully deserve second prize for getting to the VHS part first
yeah, but then you said stupid stuff about circles. fine, you get dominion over ABC gerbils.
Posted by CaptainMike XXIII (Member # 709) on :
Gerbils!
In your face, Gere! USA! USA! U.. S.. A.. !
hmm.. crystal meth wasnt the bizarrely marketable new clear, all natral form of regular meth was it? although i'm wondering if its the choice of a new generation
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by CaptainMike XXIII: Gerbils!
not just regular gerbils, but already been chewed gerbils.
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i'm assuming that all the other people who have started these kind of threads also were just trying to raise their post counts, right? take your boojum and go back to nursery school, troll.