1. The Captain is from Trek 2. The Captain isn't human 3. The Captain hasn't had lunch with Jadzia Dax (as far a we know) 4. This Captain isn't in the habit of dressing up in Starfleet uniforms and playing with light-sabres. 5. This Captain would not have crashed his father's Ferrari in an ultimate universe. 6. This Captain does not have a battle-damage chest insignia chest plate action figure with future sword. (for all we know! ) 7. This Captain is not a Starfleet officer 8. It's not the Captain of Love 9. This is a CAPTAIN not a sub-commander etc. 10. It's not Cap'n Cruch. 11. He is male 12. He appears in only one episode 13. He didn't appear on TOS 14. He is not a disease, an alcoholic beverage, nor made of crystal meth 15. This Captain isn't "a shortarse who hides behind a scary-looking dummy when making comm transmissions" 16. He didn't kill JFK (well that we know of! ) You can tell Oliver Stone anything you want. 17. It's unknown whether this captain is from the Beta Quadrant 18. He WASN'T previously, a member of Def Leppard. 19. It's not Captain Maxwell 20. He didn't appear on Voyager. 21. He is not from the TOS era. 22. He is not from the Enterprise era. 23. He is from the TNG era. 24. It is not Captain Dathon 25. We don't know if he is or isn't from a military organisation 26. He is from our universe 27. He is not Captain Danger 28. He is not Captain Not Danger 29. He is not from the Future 3x century. 30. He is not in your pants Edipis. (And, no Dave, this isn't Vassar! ) 31. He does command a freighter 32. This Captain didn't ever kidnap a member of the Enterprise? 33. He isn't a guy that tried 'acquiring' Data/it's not Kivas Fajo. 34. He is not that woman that Sisko was dating. 35. It is not Captain Durgo of the Mining Shuttle Nenbek 36. It's not Thadiun Okuna 37. It's not T'Jon of the Ornaran freighter 38. He's not YO MOMMA 39. It's not Captain Grebnedlog of the Pakleds 40. Sorry, it's not is it captain kangaroo 41. He wears pants. (One would assume) 42. He might be a nice guy - depending on the situation 43. I don't know if he's ever licked a slug. 44. This Captain's episode was on DS9 45. He doesn't appear in a season later than the fourth 46. He wasn't antagonistic to the show's protagonists 47. The protagonists didn't solve a problem for him 48. The protagonists didn't trade with the captain or his crew (the protagonists might be hard to recognise, y'know) 49. The Captain didn't die in the episode 50. The Captain was seen in the episode 51. He didn't have any special dealings with any particular crewmember or protagonist 52. He's not the Vulcan Captain from the Saratoga NCC-31911 53. He is an alien species that has only appeared on Trek once (as far as I know - actually there may have been a TNG appearance... hmm.) 54. It's not Captain Rixx. 55. He appeared in at least one of the first two seasons of DS9 56. He is from the First Season of DS9 57. He doesn't appear in "Move Along Home" [DS9] ALLAMARAINE! 58. He does appear before "Move Along Home" [DS9] 59. He did not appear in "Emissary" 60. He is NOT from through the wormhole 61. From memory he has a little more than five lines.
Phew!
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Is it the captain from that episode where everyone starts speaking in giberish? The guy who harasses O'Brien?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Yes it IS!! We need a NAME for a winner!
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Man, 62 questions in 2 threads....
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
The episode is "Babel." Is it Captain Jaheel?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
BINGO! SNAY IS THE WINNER!
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Jaheel is SUCH a whiney little prick though. The station is near biological destruction and he wants off to deliver Tamsin Shasheer! Such a little dick.
I've always wanted to send in, into one of those "Who is your favourite Captain" competitions... "Captain Jaheel"
Although I've seen something worse in one of those competitions... someone sent in the entry "Wesley"! I mean WTF!?!
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I forgot the episode details for Babel... I only remember Jake talking like a Sim and Kira and O'Brien in a service tube.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Ohh I could do another SSA type thingy with another VERY minor character that I remember from that episode... Dekon Elig.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: Ohh I could do another SSA type thingy with another VERY minor character that I remember from that episode... Dekon Elig.
well, you can't now. you just told us who it was. or, if you still want to, let me answer first. the anser is Dekon Elig.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
Thank Christ that's over. I was about to actually watch those tapes again. Heaven forbid.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
i thought you liked Star Trek.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
NO! I HATE STAR TREK! IT'S THE WORST THING EVER!!!!
Actually, I am sort of burnt out on it at the moment.
I'll be back in geek mode for Nemesis, I'm sure.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :