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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on November 20, 2002 08:24 AM:
Is it inanimate?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 20, 2002 08:38 AM:
is it an elephant ear?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 20, 2002 10:50 AM:
It is inanimate. It is not an Elephant Ear.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on November 20, 2002 11:33 AM:
Is it from Trek???
if No, is it your Jeep???
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 20, 2002 11:35 AM:
It is not from Trek. It is not my Jeep.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on November 20, 2002 11:42 AM:
Is it bigger than Sarah-Michelle Gellar-Prinze Jr?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 20, 2002 12:00 PM:
It is not bigger then a baby.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 20, 2002 12:04 PM:
is it bigger than Ron Jeremy's manhood?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on November 20, 2002 12:07 PM:
SMG - baby? Wha? or were you just providing extra info?
Is it man-made?
Posted by RAMAGNUS PYM (Member # 239) on November 20, 2002 12:09 PM:
Ron Jeremy's manhood is bigger than a baby.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 20, 2002 12:11 PM:
Andrew -- just providing extra info.
Edepis -- since you're so familiar with it, how about you tell me the dimensions of Rod Jeremy's "equipment" and I'll tell you, okay?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on November 20, 2002 12:13 PM:
You missed my Is it Man-made Q.
Is it something you'd find in the house?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 20, 2002 12:23 PM:
It is man made (artificial).
It might be found in a house.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 20, 2002 12:57 PM:
who the fuck is Edepis?
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on November 20, 2002 01:02 PM:
Is it a toaster?
Is it segmented?
Does it have electronics?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 20, 2002 01:03 PM:
is it a miniature Riksha?
Posted by RAMAGNUS PYM (Member # 239) on November 20, 2002 01:10 PM:
Is it a kaleidoscope?
Is it a handgun?
Is it a beer stein?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 20, 2002 01:12 PM:
is it Snay's brand of sodomy?
Posted by The Mike from C.A.P.T.A.I.N. (Member # 709) on November 20, 2002 05:30 PM:
Is it Tin Man?
Is it the studio model filmed for Tin Man?
Is it the script for 'Tin Man'?
Is it the set of the interior of Tin Man?
Is it the pizza that the sound guy ate to record the sound of digestion used in 'Tin Man'?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on November 20, 2002 09:03 PM:
Is it anything to do with computers?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 20, 2002 09:14 PM:
quote:who the fuck is Edepis?
Your MOTHER.
quote:Is it a toaster?
No.
quote:Is it segmented?
No.
quote:Does it have electronics?
No.
quote:is it a miniature Riksha?
No.
quote:Is it a kaleidoscope?
No.
quote:Is it a handgun?
Yes.
quote:Is it a beer stein?
No.
quote:is it Snay's brand of sodomy?
No, Edipis, you know that a tree is bigger then a baby you fool.
quote:Is it Tin Man?
No.
quote:Is it the studio model filmed for Tin Man?
No. It's smaller than a baby, remember.
quote:Is it the script for 'Tin Man'?
No.
quote:Is it the set of the interior of Tin Man?
NO! How the godamn fuck is the interior set of Tin Man smaller then a fucking baby you fucking drug-addicted Vulcan-dressing freak?!?!
quote:Is it the pizza that the sound guy ate to record the sound of digestion used in 'Tin Man'?
No ...
quote:Is it anything to do with computers?
No.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 20, 2002 11:16 PM:
is it a Glock 17? an HK USP? a SIG P22x series? a Beretta 92 series? a Desert Eagle?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 20, 2002 11:18 PM:
quote:Glock 17? an HK USP? a SIG P22x series? a Beretta 92 series? a Desert Eagle
No. No. No. No. No.
But you're very close.
(PS -- I'm looking for caliber, too.)
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on November 21, 2002 01:23 AM:
Is it shiny, metal, equipped w/ a trigger, capable of firing deadly projectiles, and compensatory for having a small penis?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 01:27 AM:
quote:Originally posted by TSN: Is it shiny, metal, equipped w/ a trigger, capable of firing deadly projectiles, and compensatory for having a small penis?
no, i don't think it's your mom. Snay, is it a 9mm?
Posted by The Mike from C.A.P.T.A.I.N. (Member # 709) on November 21, 2002 01:33 AM:
quote:Originally posted by Snay: NO! How the godamn fuck is the interior set of Tin Man smaller then a fucking baby you fucking drug-addicted Vulcan-dressing freak?!
If you are joking, I don't find it funny.
quote:Originally posted by the Flare Terms of Service: You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this board to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any internationally recognized law.
The last time someone posted insults to me, I got in trouble for getting angry. If this continues happening I'll just let Charles get angry too.
I'm not a freak and I'm not addicted to drugs.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 02:05 AM:
Just a little bit of sarcasm, Mike. Of all the people on this board, I'd expect both you and UM not to get bent out of shape by it. Next time I'll use one of those little "smiley" things to illustrate it more clearly.
quote:Is it shiny, metal, equipped w/ a trigger, capable of firing deadly projectiles, and compensatory for having a small penis?
NO! How the godamn fuck is your mother smaller then a baby you fucking something-addicted cross-dressing administrator?!
(To further avoid any misunderstandings, I think I should make clear the preceeding sentence is lathered with just a *little* amount of sarcasm. Thank you).
quote:Snay, is it a 9mm?
It is not a 9mm.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 02:08 AM:
i beat you to the mother joke already, Snay. is the handgun chambered for a cartridge greater or equal to .40 S&W?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 02:14 AM:
quote:beat you to the mother joke already, Snay. is the handgun chambered for a cartridge greater or equal to .40 S&W? .
Yes.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 02:18 AM:
is it a Desert Eagle 50AE?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 02:18 AM:
quote:is it a Desert Eagle 50AE?
No.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 02:29 AM:
is it a Sig P220 in .45 ACP?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 02:30 AM:
is it double action? does it have a manual safety? is the preban magazine capacity over 10 rounds?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 02:33 AM:
quote:is it a Sig P220 in .45 ACP?
No.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 02:41 AM:
is it a Beretta 96 in .40 S&W?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 02:43 AM:
quote:is it a Beretta 96 in .40 S&W?
No.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 02:50 AM:
is it an HK USP .45 ACP?
Posted by The Mike from C.A.P.T.A.I.N. (Member # 709) on November 21, 2002 02:58 AM:
I can't see smileys, or any graphics. Charles is still torturing me.
Its still below the belt man.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 03:03 AM:
quote:is it an HK USP .45 ACP?
No.
quote:below the belt
Man, now I've got a craving for a hot dog.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 03:17 AM:
is the handgun double action or single action?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 03:29 AM:
quote:is the handgun double action or single action?
The closest way to describe it would be as a DAO.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 03:52 AM:
is it a Glock 21 in .45ACP?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 03:57 AM:
quote:is it a Glock 21 in .45ACP?
No.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 04:08 AM:
is it a Glock 20 in 10mm?
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[ November 21, 2002, 13:33: Message edited by: EdipisReks ]
Posted by RAMAGNUS PYM (Member # 239) on November 21, 2002 05:20 AM:
Can you shoot someone with it, and then spin it around your finger like a hotshot cowboy?
Hotshot Cowboys are probably the best type of Cowboys. Well, aside from the Mysterious Cowboy. Or the Bumbling Cowboy. He's like a bee! Well, drunk in a Saloon, at least.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on November 21, 2002 07:23 AM:
Mac 10 firing 9mm?
Mac 10 firing 10mm?
Mac 10 firing .45?
I don't remember the calibres fired by the mac10's...
9mm MP3?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 07:29 AM:
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Mac 10 firing 9mm?
Mac 10 firing 10mm?
Mac 10 firing .45?
I don't remember the calibres fired by the mac10's...
9mm MP3?
none of those are DAO, you know. and none of those are handguns.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on November 21, 2002 07:40 AM:
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Mac 10
9mm MP3?
Mac 10!?!
MP3!?!?!
Is there some collaboration between the Gun-smiths and the Computer corporations?
Andrew
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 11:55 AM:
quote:is it a Glock 20 in 10mm?
No, but you're much closer.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 12:03 PM:
is it a Glock 29 10mm?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 12:53 PM:
quote:is it a Glock 29 10mm?
No.
Posted by RAMAGNUS PYM (Member # 239) on November 21, 2002 01:08 PM:
Is it a "Glock?"
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 01:10 PM:
is it a Glock 22 in .40S&W? that's my last guess for the night, i'm going to bed now.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 01:11 PM:
quote:is it a Glock 22 in .40S&W?
So VERY close.
Ah, fuck it, I'll give it to you. Glock 23 in .40.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on November 21, 2002 05:45 PM:
Not to go back in time too far, or anything, but why would my mother be made of metal? At least make jokes that make sense, please.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 21, 2002 09:04 PM:
Yes, I know, very silly.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on November 21, 2002 10:09 PM:
the 23 was gonna be my next guess . there are, afterall, only so many pistols in the Glock catalog. YAY! i won!
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on November 22, 2002 08:04 AM:
Can I ask... do you guys live in Texas!?!
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on November 22, 2002 11:32 AM:
No.
Posted by Peregrinus (Member # 504) on November 26, 2002 02:40 AM:
Damn... What I get for a busy work-week. I was gonna guess a post-war Chinese-made broomhandle Mauser chambered for .45ACP... Oh well. Can't stand Glocks.
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