Yes, it's time for the Crummy Christmas Card CapCom (last year's effort is here). Crimbo cards generally fall into the categories of twee, boring or tasteless - guess which I picked from? The original had a speech-bubble for the reindeer (speaking in a foreign language, so the intended punchline will remain a mystery even to me), but why limit our options?
Merry Christmas! 8)
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
"And Remember to Buckle Your Seatbelt, Children!"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Woman: "My god, it's true!"
Man: "I would have never picked Santa for being into bestial anal full-body fisting!"
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Ngh... seatbelt joke in there somewhere...
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Rudolph the Big-Arsed Reindeer?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Woman: "I'm glad I didn't ask for a dildo for Christmas."
Man: "I'm glad I didn't ask for a butt-plug ..."
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Well, Martha, he could have crawled out of you easier...
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Damn Brakes.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
And thus started the tradition of Reindeer hats.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: Yes, it's time for the Crummy Christmas Card CapCom (last year's effort is here).
God, it used to be so much more fun here. I was like the only one who wasnt mad at my name being ripped off. Ah, those were the days.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
So, are you Crummy, or Christmas???
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
"The old "fat santa" would have NEVER had this problem"
Seems that the local "Health Police" are on Santa's ass here in New York. Seems the Jolly 'ole Elf promotes obesity and mocks the fat. Therefore they picket the Santa kiosks at the mall. Rather sad.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
(Rudy) "A little to the right, please!!
(Santa) "Ummnhunhhmm!"
(Rudy) That's it, thanks, Big Guy!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Rudolph: Sorry 'bout that Santa, but this twat in a stupidly big jeep just pulled out when his light was red. Worse driving I've ever seen.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Woman: I'm confused... did the reindeer eat Santa or is Santa being a born again reindeer? Nice boots...
Man: And I thought the chicken or the egg question was hard. Nice boots, though.
Posted by Nimrod Pimding (Member # 205) on :
"Snay takes deer-tailing to a whole new level".
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Get the HELL out of our...uh...Jesus.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, if we're bringing up old running gags...
reindeer: "Does this make my bum look big?"
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Found the original:
So, uh, there.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
OK, That was so stupid it's destroyed my brain. From next week, rthere will be no more CapComs, my new competition will be "What IS Captain Mike talking about?"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Apparently CaptainMike is lamenting the "good ol' days" when we used to let posters run around spouting nonsense, usurping publicly displayed names, and other things (such as bringing trials to a screeching halt).
Do I win?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: OK, That was so stupid it's destroyed my brain. From next week, rthere will be no more CapComs, my new competition will be "What IS Captain Mike talking about?"
After that, can we do "What DOES Tim smell of this week?"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
You just wish you possessed my manly physique.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
well if you scroll back youll see i was commenting on a link that was posted to the first thread, where all sorts of supposedly serious zaniness happened.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Rudolph: "I seriously doubt this is one of those "reindeer games" I missed out on. Dancer and Prancer are so full of shit."
Santa: "Mmfff...mff"
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Santa: 'I thought they smelled bad on the outside.' Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
So, is that it, before I judge this? Any more for any more? Maybe CapComs have had their day. . . If so, a shame, since the next one has gratuitous nudity. 8)
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I cannot think of anything to top Mr. Xumicane.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
And I thought tinsel hanging out of the cat's ass was disgusting.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
We're not waiting for next Christmas for you to judge this, right?
