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Lee
Member # 393
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A caption competition or, if you will, a "CapCom." I gather such things are popular with internet users, so I thought I'd give it a go.
Oh, I was bored. You know what to do. I doubt ASTIFYTAHDT will catch on as a replacement for CapCom though.
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Mighty Blogger Snay
Member # 411
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"Don't look while I'm doing pushups! Look awaaaay! I see you, Captain!"
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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If we're all here, who the fuck's running the station?
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Kazeite
Member # 970
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"My god! Our celiling is gone! And who are all those people with lights and cameras pointed at us?"
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WizArtist II
Member # 1425
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WOAH!
Warf....like that's GOT to be the biggest Klingon zit anyone's EVER seen.....and lived of course.
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Mars Needs Women
Member # 1505
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What do you mean this is our final season!?
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Veers
Member # 661
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That's right, it's the new poseable DS9 action figures! With bonus Ensign!
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The Ginger Beacon
Member # 1585
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First one to catch that spider gets a promotion.
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Doctor Jonas
Member # 481
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Dax: Not again that "the roof's leaking" trick... Odo... Odo: I'm right behind you, lieutenant. Eddington: Then it's gotta be... Sisko: ...another changeling? O'Brien: You wish. The toilet upstairs is clogged and started dripping. And I gotta fix it... Bashir: I'd rather quarantine the area immediately.
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Dax: Wow, is that indisputable evidence that Eddington works for the Maquis?
Eddington: Not for long it isn't! *ZAP*
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Balaam Xumucane
Member # 419
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Hey Brannon, why don't you make yourself useful and go get me a coffee or something...
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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Sisko thinks: Good thing this extra is here. It'd be a shame if any of the regulars had to die."
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WizArtist II
Member # 1425
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O'Brien: "Is that Jason? doing PORN?"
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FawnDoo
Member # 1421
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You can have either:
"USS Defiant amateur dramatics society presents: MILES O'BRIEN in "RICHARD III" by William Shakespeare"
or
"Odo took a second in the middle of the emergency to think to himself, "God, Eddington looks sexy.""
Granted neither is actual dialogue, but what springs to mind springs to mind.
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Before The Powers That Be convinced him to try Worf, Sisko responds to comments that his crew lack the attacking power to take on the Dominion by hiring Peter Crouch.
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Nim
Member # 205
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"Starfleet's plan to strengthen morale and increase productivity by adding a 20th century disco ball to every bridge fails miserably."
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MinutiaeMan
Member # 444
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Unlike the rest of the crew, Odo felt the need to avert his eyes as a fellow Changeling got changed.
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The Ginger Beacon
Member # 1585
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While the crew look on at the unveiling horror, Sisko sneaks a crafty look at O'Briens backside.
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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quote: Originally posted by WizArtist II: O'Brien: "Is that Jason? doing PORN?"
Does that mean the guy on the floor is trying to recreate my position? ...and why's Eddington have that phaser?!?
Mabye my holoimage is pointing something loaded his way?
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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Nobody knew how to follow Sisko's orders to "stand down".
Simpsons fans will get it
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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Having used nearly every other Sci-fi clich�, Berman and Braga's one-time episode of DS9 decided to keep up the trend and wrote "Attack of the 50ft Klingon".
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Da_bang80
Member # 528
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"Hey, Why is everyone looking at me like that? Hey you! Put that phaser away, no, you can't have my danish it's the last one! NO! Get off of me! Help!! Danish theives!
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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And then... it finally happened, days after getting the defiant - the crew on a shakedown cruise... and one of those crappy flickering-light aliens that Kirk always seemed to encounter appeared on the Bridge of the defiant - much to everyone's incredulation!
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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Then Sisko said "OK everyone - let's play 'Who's line is it anyway'!"
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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I wonder if that is Siddig's standin as the extra on the ground there?
Anyway one more cap:
"After 30 years, Colm ruins Star Trek for everyone by looking directly into the camera and breaking down the "4th wall".
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