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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on December 22, 2005 12:20 AM:
 
Nearly back on track. I can only think about one at a time!

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. . . (B-)4's talking head. . .


 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on December 22, 2005 01:58 AM:
 
B4: "So... give it to me straight... my story line doesn't really make sense, does it?"

Data (shaking head slightly): "No Brother... I am afraid it does not."
 
Posted by tricky (Member # 1402) on December 22, 2005 02:21 AM:
 
B4:"I ain't got no body..."
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on December 22, 2005 09:45 PM:
 
B4: "It was the wierdest dream... there was a bald guy... and a lot of sand... and a friggin' dune buggy."

Data: "It's ok little guy. It was just bad writing. Everything's fine now."
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on December 22, 2005 10:31 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by tricky:
B4:"I ain't got no body..."

Dammit, you took my line.... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on December 22, 2005 10:58 PM:
 
Data: "Aren't you little short for a Soong android"? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on December 22, 2005 11:57 PM:
 
Data: Well this jack-in-a-box really sucks
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on December 23, 2005 06:36 AM:
 
(That B-4 animatronic reminds me of good old Rob Bottin. Total Recall, which happens to run right now on my TV, has what sounds like Robert Picardo doing the voice for the dummy in the JohnnyCab that Arnold gets put in after 20 minutes, and as Arnold is coming to, Picardo's whistling the norwegian national anthem! I couldn't believe my ears. Also, just noticed Dukat saying "fuck" and outstaring Ironside at the mars spaceport.)

[ December 23, 2005, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Nim ]
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on December 23, 2005 01:32 PM:
 
Marc Alaimo was in Total Recall!?!

B4: I feel I am replacing another Soong Android that would have made a better story line...

Data: You are indeed correct, Brother.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on December 23, 2005 02:28 PM:
 
Prominently, once it gets to Mars.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on December 23, 2005 06:14 PM:
 
But really you meant to say, "once it gets its ass to Mars."

Data: So as it happens, I am fully functional, and programmed in a variety of techniques. Just wondering out loud here, B4, but..."
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on December 23, 2005 06:55 PM:
 
Many apologies, master, for disturbing the stillness of the pond, but it's christmas, right?

Alaimo is also the first Trek-actor I've seen who can say "fuck" without getting tongue-tied. Avery Brooks (Big Hit), Robert Picardo and Mr Stewart all get kind of blushed and awkward when attempting it, as well as Jim Carrey. Wholesome little Carrey. That curse-scene in "Bruce Almighty" sounded like he'd had to take a few shots of scotch before standing in front of the camera.

On the other side of the spectrum, the Rolls-Royce of "fuck" belongs to Dennis Farina, in my opinion. No nonsense there. "Midnight Run" is my favorite Farina-flick, the way he constantly demeans his staff to get results.

Serrano : "Let me tell you two stoopid motherfuckers something. I don't wanna get another phone call like this, because if I do, I'm gonna get on a fuckin' plane and I'm gonna blowtorch the both of ya! Do ya understand? (hangs up) We shoulda Killed Walsh in Chicago a long time ago. (Serrano's advisor starts opening his mouth) Don't say a word to me Sydney. Don't say a fuckin' word, or I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head"
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on December 23, 2005 08:14 PM:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sol System:
Prominently, once it gets to Mars.

It's been a LONG time since I have seen Total Recall.

Although I DID see "The Running Man" on Cable the other night!

"Uplink Codes! uplink codes! - I'll uplink your arse!"
 
Posted by tricky (Member # 1402) on December 24, 2005 05:12 AM:
 
It was was our Mr Picardo in Total Recall, and the taxi cab autopilot thingy was based on him
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on December 24, 2005 06:00 AM:
 
AH HAHVE NEVAH BEEN TO MAHS.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on December 26, 2005 09:45 PM:
 
Best part about Total Recall: Sharon Stone. Yum.

Is Farina the guy who's on Law and Order right now? He is quite the smooth smooth fella.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on December 26, 2005 10:22 PM:
 
Wasn't Farina, Frankie Eyes in "Badda Bing; Badda Bang"?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on December 27, 2005 07:06 AM:
 
Not at all.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on December 27, 2005 09:14 AM:
 
Farina was in Snatch. "Shut up and sit down you bald fuck."
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on December 27, 2005 05:04 PM:
 
"Big bald fuck", wasn't it?
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on December 27, 2005 06:18 PM:
 
So why was this actor brought up in a Trek connection? I thought it was about Trek actors swearing in other movies?
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on December 27, 2005 09:11 PM:
 
Tim: You are correct, sir.
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on December 28, 2005 01:38 AM:
 
Farina is the Black to the Trek-actor's White, he's the bacta to Tractor's prune juice.
 


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