On 9 March 2006 Mr. Bush signed the renewal of the Patriot Act.
I thought this might inspire some humor.
Posted by Irishman (Member # 1188) on :
Oh God, how did this happen? I thought there was overwhelming support for letting the PA die in the Congress??
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
-"The Anal Patriot Act now requites an anal exam for all americans making less than one million dollars per year....you'll assume this position..."
Breaking News: The President today thought he was a bullfrrog, insiders claim he's off his meds, while republicans say he's leading a bullish econemy by example..."
-"Today, the President and all of congress ate bad fish, leaving Robert Hayes to save the country..."
"Whoops! looks like I accidentally outlawed these two documents instead- the Bill of Rights and the FISA Act.."
Posted by JupiterStation (Member # 1811) on :
...and in other news today, as a result of critism of his administration, President Bush bent over and let a couple of fat, rich men give to him from behind. Afterwards, the President was quoted as saying, "See, its not as bad as what yall think..."
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Loose lips.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Bush actually tries to give birth to a nation.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Why is Dick Cheney looking at Bush's Ass like that?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Intelligent Design v Evolution...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Thinking, Damn it, I don't want to answer any of these reporters' questions. Where's the FOX News guy?
"My fellow Americans, thank you for taking it on the chin these past five years. Now it's time to start taking it somewhere else, as I'll demonstrate now."
Reporter: "Mr. President! Tell us how you really feel about Berman and Braga!"
Reporter: "President Bush! How do you feel about your 36% approval rating?" Bush: "Double it and it's a pretty good rate."
Derek the Fifth Grader: "Mr. Bush, where do you babies come from?"
"Who the hell let Cindy Sheehan in here?"
"I'm serious. Protecting the Homeland begins with giving Dick Cheney some birdshot."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Why is Dick Cheney looking at Bush's Ass like that?"
(Dick Cheney isn't in that picture.)
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
The /b/tard within me demands....
"SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Oy, that fox dude makes one helluva burrito.....
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
This Thursday, President Bush signed into law the Man Train Act of 2006. He said his only personal objection to the bill was that the Senate had chosen not to approve the Reacharound Amendment. Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Everyone behind Bush: Wow, he really sh*t himself this time.
Bush: Wow, I really sh*t myself this time.
Reporters: Wow, he looks like he sh*t himself.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Oh god.. how the hell do I spell my name so I can damn sign this thing...
Crap... I just tore my pants... I wonder if they noticed in the back? Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
::Bush to himself::Crap it's a pen... ::Bush to audience:: Anyone out there got a crayon?? Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :
V.O.: The real reason he's only interested in appealing to the limp-dicked half of Congress. Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Oh, I thought that old, bald dude was dick cheney, I wasn't certain at first so i went and looked at a different picture and it sure looked like him. My mistake. All those fat, bald, white dudes look the same.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Hehe. I remember that bit.
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Anyone else care to have a go before I announce the winner who shall be exalted by all?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Oh, no. Does there HAVE to be exalting? The dry-cleaning bill last time, sheesh. . .
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
We have this from a poster who shall not be named:
"A newly reanimated Leonid Brezhnev surprises new friend President Bush with the Ultimate Zombie Kancho of Stalin during a playdate."
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
And yes, there will be accolades and exaltation.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I'm all for exaltation. Let it begin. Just don't get any on the couch.
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
And the Winner is: AndrewR!
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Honorable mention goes to Lee for best single, but off topic, post.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
BUSH:
"Some day I may ask you for a favor. That day may never come..."
