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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Let's see what humor this inspires.

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Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
 
Hey Dick, can I drive now? Please?
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
"Lured by a positronic signal to an inhospitible wasteland, our hero must flee from savage natives in his high-tech dunebuggy to his waiting shuttle!
Luckily, he was able to find all the buried parts of a new (semi-retarded) press secretary first..."

 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Dick only got an old man, I gonna get me a non english speaking sp.....
 
Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :
 
...aniard (is what he was about to say)

I sure hope them Bush boys know what they're doin' /Waylon Jennings
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Star Trek XI: Return of the Dune-buggies.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Can someone change that to Springfield Bear Control!?! [Smile]
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
Bush: So what does a Canadian look like?
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Bush: "I'll yell when I see any Frenchians".
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
To the right is where we'll put the minefields..."
 
Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :
 
Dunebuggery.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
Mr.Bush scours the country, intent on capturing his most elusive foe to date - intelligence.
 
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
The Dukes of Hazzard II: the Bush Wars
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Geogre Dubya on his latest visit to Iraq.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
A sneak preview of Cannonball Run III with special guest apperance by George W. Bush.
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Bush: Gun it, Dale!!!
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a caption that involves a "Yee-haa!"
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
"I don't see any Taco Bells making a run for it."

"OK, I've seen the Borders patrol now how about that Barnes & Noble patrol?"

"Yee-haa! This is the best ride a President has gotten since Monica."

"Ustedes no tiene el dinero Comrade!"
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Ok, here it is, WizArtist II is the winner.

Until the next BushCom.
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
For which of his caps did he win?
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Uno y Dos.
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Dude, c'mon..."Dunebuggery"? WAY funnier.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
I want a re-count!
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jay the Obscure:
Uno y Dos.

Speak english damn it, this is Ahmerikah.
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
I've conducted a recount. The results stand.

You�ll all have another BushCom soon.
 


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