Hello. This is my first capcom I think. I thought not to be too ambitious but instead to appeal to a simpler time, a better time. As the title suggests, I'm being clever, it fills the void in me. I'm being it as we speak. But in the end it's of course about inviting you to be clever. TTYTT I feel a bit nauseous about the whole purpose of the capcom but I'm sure you'll take it home nicely, all we need is a little help from our friends. And as a sad man once said, "Nobody has ever gotten poor from underestimating peoples' taste".
$$$$ This capcom will have no effect on your final grading, so carte blanche $$$$
Right. Aaaand- go.
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[ September 16, 2006, 02:47 PM: Message edited by: Nim ]
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
"Okay so what we'll do here is pull down the unconscious guys pants, and you'll go first while I finish this paperwork and then...
Damn, someone's at the door!"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Uhmm. . . Predator, right?
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
I don't think so Lee.
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Needless to say, the 2007 remake of Gilligan's Island met with many poor reviews.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Hurry, get out before he shits again.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
No, Lee is correct, "Predator", and not only that, but the man with the stationary is none other than danish superman Sven-Ole Thorsen, Arnold's old gym pal and constant stuntie, the man with the average character lifespan of 60 seconds (cmpr w. "Gladiator" & "Conan"). This picture is taken one second before subject takes a mortar shell to the chest. Oh Sven, we hardly knew ye. Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"CLOSE THE DOOR, MA!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!! DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!!!"
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Survivor: Columbian Drug Lord Edition
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
SENATOR ULANOV: Let's go ahead and start. It is 6:03. And we want to move through the agenda as quickly as possible. I would like to call this hearing of this of the Senate Select Committee on Air Quality in the Central Valley to order. This evening we are going to focus in on the use of biosolids in the San Joaquin Valley.
I would like to say that this hearing is on the record. I probably don't have to tell you that. And it will be transcribed and available on the Senate website.
Pat, when do you think the transcript will be completed?
THE COURT REPORTER: Approximately in two weeks.
SENATOR ULANOV: So give us two weeks. So if you're interested in the transcript of this particular hearing, I would urge you to go on-line and pull that transcript down.
I also say that so everyone can pick their words carefully as you are giving us public input.
Before I begin, I definitly want to thank all of the local representatives, the Agency representatives, the business people, and, of course, the residents for being here this evening to discuss the land application of biosolids in the Central Valley, and particularly a thank you to the City of Bakersfield for allowing us to use these very highly advanced City Council Chambers. Very, very nice. Very good for slides. And we appreciate any presentations you will be giving us tonight.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
It is, I assume, at this point that Governor Schwarzenegger bursts in and disrupts proceedings with his own so-called Green reforms?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Goran Persson's hopes that he'd be able to finish packing and be gone, before Fredrik Reinfeldt arrives to take over, are dashed.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Caught errr RED-handed?? Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
I'm going to go with three days or about ten responses per entry, and these have been nice turnips indeed.
I never thought I'd say this but first place goes to Mars-women, for pairing so casually the connotations of rape and urgent paperwork, the two things that make the world go round.
Runner-up 1: Sol, using enough surreality that a mirror universe sprung to life just now where he's a cynical script writer whose quotes end up on hip fridge magnets. He drives a Prius, but a stolen Prius.
Runner-up 2: Andrew, for making the...well the worst joke ever. It's feels strange to read, to hear a million voices sucking their teeth and then being silenced. Props also to the smiley added as endnote, saving Andrew from having to be cast into that superman rotating-mirror thingy.
Special mention goes to Lee and his unexpected venture into Swedish politics. Although he doesn�t know just what he stepped his shoe into by �rubbing� yesterdays election-turnout �in� on me, he�ll be made privy to it, today, immediately after school, in the basement.
Very good, all of you, but hey, any damn fool can pull a trigger. Time to up the ante. Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
New, from Innovations: the urine recyc bodysuit! Never be thirsty again! Attractive, stylish and practical. NB-urine not included.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Hey I just realized the webbing on our suits DON'T give us powers like Spiderman.
Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :
"I definitely tastes blue, dude".
"Yeah"
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
A pair of weirdoes wander into the Dune universe. The hilarity arising from their outlandish attempt at making their own stillsuits is only outdone by their strange reactions to a melange overdose.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Harold & Kumar Go To Jupiter.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Paul Simon and Chevy Chase on the set of the 20th-Anniversary recreation of the video for "You Can Call me Al."
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
First place goes to Toadkiller for the tone that corresponded so well with the pic, and looking at Toad's sig I feel he should know what he's writing about. Royale with cheese bla bla bla.
Runner-up: Wraith. As strange as it sounds, I hadn't thought of that.
I know the rules used to be that the winner gets to post the next pic, but this is the original system and I had a movie theme I wanted to run with for a while. If you perhaps feel you're being treated unfairly I'll leave a garrison behind.
Be brave for mommy now. Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Grievous tries to make up for some missing parts on his new body.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
General Grievous has ovaries of steel.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
The Dildo-saber, one for every occasion!
Or:
"Does this cape make my hips look big?"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Um. . . something something metal Y-Fronts something?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"MY CROTCH IS AN ARROW POINTING AT NOTHING! My therapist says I kill Jedi as some sort of "transferrence"...
Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :
"Codpiece for show, dildos for go"
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Overcompensation for physical shortcomings taken to the extreme.
Or maybe, hot-swappable vibrators!
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Winner third round is Jason; without breaking character, he surprised with a high-brow symbolism joke. (sic)
Runner-up is Da_bang80, for correctly pointing out the disproportional vanity of Grievous, as portrayed in ROTS.
Right, ears and noses will be the trophies of the day (previous-round winners get first picks), then a sojourn back in the clubhouse with a little spongecake and a little wine.
If the pic, or pics, were of too similar themes it was not intentional. Remember that.
I wonder if there should even be a fourth round since you all stink so much it's unreal. Maybe a communal shower first. Hah!
[ September 27, 2006, 07:53 AM: Message edited by: Nim ]
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
No, forget that. Here we go. Strength and honor.
Bonus squab-on-a-stick to the first one who identifies the movie. Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Mormonism: coming soon to Asia.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"If I can't keep Mr. Stevenson, I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn gay."
Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :
"I have a bomb in the suitcase"
"Ah, well. We have a weasel in this basket here."
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
I'd guess the Big Boss for the movie.
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As agreed upon, here is my Uncle Loo...now give me back my basket!
Agreed. Lee get you stuff out of that basket and give it to Mr. Cheng. I must say Mr Cheng I�ve never seen anyone so devoted to a basket before. To give up your Uncle Loo to work my mines, it must be worth a great deal
No, not so much. I really wanted rid of Uncle Loo. He�s starting to make my pad smell like old people. He chews with is mouth open and he drools. He�s all yours.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim: [i]
Runner-up is Da_bang80, for correctly pointing out the disproportional vanity of Grievous, as portrayed in ROTS.
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I did?
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
He did seem very fond of his red, pleated cape in the beginning of ROTS (reminded me of Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8). Complete with individual saber pocketses. Wish they'd kept John DiMaggio for his voice. Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"WAL-Mart now buying direct from the Viet Cong...to save you money!"
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
The man from Del Monte, he selects only the tastiest babies for you.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I never knew Forrest Gump was actually a remake of a Hong Kong action film. The moving line "life is like a suitcase full of Shanghai-style Chow Mein - you never know how many prawns you're going to get" did lose something in translation, however.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Jay correctly guessed the movie and as a result, is now the proud owner of delectable little squab. Mayhap he can trade it for a balloon-ride. Or, say, ten beads. Nudge-bloody-nudge.
Winner this round is Jason, for not having any scrouples when it comes to wal-mart. Silver goes to Lee; that man's pants really is pulled up too high for any non-Gump person (man in the pic, not Lee).
Honorable mention goes to Sir Bobby Charlton, for his awesome and decisive midfield goal that made a whole nation sigh with relief in the 1970 World Cup Finals.
And as a bonus to all of you all other chums, here is the actual, original subtitles for the picture shown above, directly from the "Big Boss"-DVD;
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Well, lookee here, we got ourselves a reader. . ."
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
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