Subject: TALOS IV in third quadrant of vernal galaxy.
Known facts: Detailed information cross referenced with 3XY phagrin-level mass computer.
The only Earthship that ever visited planet TALOS IV was the USS Enterprise commanded by Captain Christopher Pike with half-Vulcan science officer Spock.
Recommendations: Be hereby noted that the following instructions be incorporated into STARFLEET policy
NO SHIP WILL EVER VISIT TALOS IV
The following officers have visited TALOS IV and recommended that no human should ever visit it again
Captain Christopher Pike
Half-Vulcan Science Officer Spock
STARFLEET COMMAND
BY ORDER OF
Robert L. Conrad
Commanding Officer"
First page of the file.
My questions
1. What is a vernal galaxy?
2. What is a phagrin?
3. Is there bigotry in the document when Spock is described as "...half-Vulcan Science Officer..."?
4 What is the rank of Robert L. Conrad?
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Regarding question 1: "Vernal" refers to spring, as in "vernal equinox," when the lengths of the day and night become equal in the spring. It also means "youthful." How it relates to the galaxy, I don't know.
Question 3: It's racist. No question about it.
Whenever anyone mentions "half-" something, I always think of Woody Allen, who referred to a character in an essay as being "half-Mexican, half-nonfat dry milk."
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It is vital information to know that Spock was not entirely human, nor entirely Vulcan. Being a touch telepath, a partial Vulcan would be eminently qualified to judge the telepathic capabilities of the Talosians. Being part human, he would also have some information on how the telepathic manipulation affects the said species. Calling Spock half-Vulcan in this context serves to reinforce his authority on the matter, regardless of whether this Bob Conrad character intended it as a racist slur or not.
Would this document be what was inside the folder we saw in "The Menagerie" (the one that first canoncially confirmed the spelling of Starfleet as a single word)? I thought we never saw the contents of that folder. There's nothing to say somebody couldn't have written this text to be inside the folder, tho. Were the contents perhaps filmed but cut for syndication? I.e. does the original aired version show this document?
Timo Saloniemi
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[This message has been edited by targetemployee (edited April 06, 2000).]
Since it's not stated what Bobby Conrad is the commanding officer of, I guess we must assume he commanded Starfleet Command. Would this mean he held the same position as "Commander of Starfleet" Admiral Morrow in STIII? Or would "Commander of SFC" be separate from "Commander of SF"?
Perhaps "C of SFC" is an adminstrator in charge of SFC itself and its headquarters affairs, but not of the entire organization that is in turn commanded by SFC?
Conrad would have had to hold flag rank for any of the above positions to make sense...
Do you know of any fanfic (novels, RPGs) that would have used an admiral Conrad?
Timo Saloniemi
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"Species 5618, human. Warp-capable, origin grid 325, physiology inefficient, below average cranium capacity, minimum redundant systems, limited regenerative abilities."
Ex Astris Scientia
Andrew
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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"Good. I'll look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli."
-Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, TNG: "Hollow Pursuits"
Andrew
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"
I can't explain why the directive mentions only humans since Spock, non-human though he was, was still susceptible to the Talosians' jedi mind trick. Perhaps it was only a matter of preventing the Talosians from getting human breeding stock, but other races could have also been captured and examined for suitability. So, while humans might have been in particular danger, all races would have been in some danger too. Maybe Spock wasn't taken because there was anyone genetically similar to be his mate.
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