Congratulations applicant #452609!
You have been selected from all entries sent in during the last year as the Fan of the Year!
By receiving this honor it entails that you participate in the festivities of our upcomming Washington/Baltimore convention.
The convention will take place October 14th at the USAir Arena.
During the convention you will be asked to receive your award of Fan of the Year on stage from the winner of the previous year, Brent Hutchings.
You will receive a two year subscription to Star Trek Magazine along with a full authentic Klingon War costume worn by Warf during filming of Star Trek: The Next Generation, during the third season.
You will also get the chance to meet William Shatner AND Patrick Stewart!
Remember, to receive your awards, you must be present at the USAir Arena on October 14th.
Failure to attend will result in forfeit of your winnings and lifetime ban from the Startrek Fanclub!
Please Respond via e-mail to to confirm attendence.
Thank you, we hope to see you at the convention.
~StrTrkMdrtr308
Now, is this real? I don't remember applying.
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and lifetime ban from the Startrek Fanclub!
This part is highly suspect. I think this is the ruse to make you attend.
Why such drastic measures?
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
Plus if it is real, why use a screen name and not a real name?
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Daniel: "Senator, we have reason to believe the Goa'uld are about to attack."
Kinsey: "Then I think they'll regret taking on the United States military!"
Daniel: "Oh, you're right. We'll just upload a virus into the mother ship."
This post sponsered in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
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"You have been the lucky one selected out of three million persons to win $4,232,573,677,246,844,746,832!!! You only have to answer one simple question: How to you spell DECEPTION? If you answer the question correctly, you're a rich man!"
OK, this is fictional. But I think it's spam mail.
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"And as we all know, a mesolytic quantumvector resonator is commonly
used to polarize isogravitic plasma-flux manifolds."
Starfleet Academy's Redshirt Guide to the Starfleet, 62nd edition,
2376.
*looks at it*
Bugger.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
--
Ambrose Bierce
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
As B.T. Barnum said, "a sucker is born every minute." Or was that "never underestimate the simplicity of humans"?
And about the Trek convention invitation, I've seen better written spam.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.
*DUCKS*