Well, what the hell is it??
It's an animated short film called "Star Trak" which believe it or not went to the Sundance Film Festival; Seattle International Film Festival, Central Florida Film & Video Festival.
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Synopsis
This claymated romp begins when Uranus threatens to pull the apart the Enterprise. The captain must keep her aloft amidst fifty-foot tractoroids, a sado-masochistic doctor, a sex-starved crew, and a pants-stealing Ken doll.
Don't shoot the messenger.
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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
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