The U.S.S. Defiant was the best ship ever concieved. The ways it killed people, mostly the CARDEES, excited me the most. The battles it has been through, and the struggles that it has conquered through for the past four years gives it the right to have a memorial. This memorial must also go to all of the Federation lives that have been lost in the two year long war. I don't care for any Dominion casualties. The ship was the first of it's kind, and it had the best commander. All that is left of the glorious ship are dozens of escape pods. It was literally torn in half by the Breen. I'll never forget this. -"NX-74205 Web Master," Brandon Hudson " target="_blank">http://members.tripod.com/~Defiantnx_74205/DefiantMemorial.html[/QUOTE]
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
ROTFL! That guy has made some priceless remarks
"I know the guy who uses my desk in the afternoon plays with my figures and sometimes does dirty poses to them and when I find them on my shift sometimes I get so angry and cry so hard I have to leave to the bathroom but if he ever took anything or if my boss did what you did I would really have to hurt him or call the cops. I would set my faser to kill and find his car and trash it so good and see him like it. And he would desereve it and I wouldn't listen to any sorrys."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, at least he uses capital letters and punctuation marks, anyway...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Tim, when you favour good grammar over a sane mind, you need to review your standards. Or I will us my fazor on you for laughing at my stuff I hate you all!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I said "at least". I didn't say he wasn't crazy. Just that he's got a minimum (likely maximum) of one thing going in his favor.
Posted by Masao (Member # 232) on :
"I know the guy who uses my desk in the afternoon plays with my figures and sometimes does dirty poses to them and when I find them on my shift sometimes I get so angry and cry so hard I have to leave to the bathroom"
In college a guy on my floor in the dorms used to have this enormous stuffed animal collection. When he was in class, his roommate would allow me and some co-conspirators to "edit" his collection. In particular, he had these two hugging monkeys with velcro arms that we would put in very "dirty" poses. We did this only to make this guy crazy, and it worked every time. He actually knocked on my door crying late one night to ask that I allow him to use my room as a sanctuary for his beloved animal pals.
I now regret my heinous crimes.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
I was worse, I made dirty poses using my aunt's porcelin cat and dog collections. And don't get me started in what I did to her dollhouses and the dolls living inside of them.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
More Barcalaw Humor ... this guy should be taboo.
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
God, I just want to put the poor guy out of his misery...
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Londo Calrisiasian?!
and here's what must be the scariest part..
quote:
Profile for MajorBarcalow
Search: All posts by this registered user.
Date Registered: June 30, 2001
Status: Member
Total Posts: 206
Current Email: Not available.
Homepage: http://
Occupation: writer(!!!???)
Location: Bradenton Beach, Florida, USA
Interests: Bugs, flying
ICQ Number:
He's a writer? If you put a monkey at a typewriter its a writer?
He likes bugs and flying
[ December 18, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Jeff: You made fun of his spelling, but you misspelled his name twice (once there and once here) and you wrote "Londo" when he actually spelled it correctly. :-)
And he has got a point about the Legos. Sounds like something I would have thought up, if I'd known about it. 'Course, I wouldn't have made a serious complaint about it, especially at a Trek message board...
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
TSN,
Mike made fun of his spelling. My post at the TrekBBS was Mike's post quoted ... didn't'cha notice?
Posted by StyroFoam Man (Member # 706) on :
I like bugs and flying too... But I also like to have sex so I seldom bring that up....
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
He spelled Lando right twice and spelled it as Londo one time.
I've been reading more of his posts and I am beginning to disbelieve that a human being could be that stupid. I mean, THAT stupid?
I've been slumming.. i registered for TrekBBS, and wanted to go over there and show them a few things about how to run a good forum.. at least how to spell.. I found I'm not allowed to post in TNZ until I have 50 posts. I tried to surf the other forums to build up a presence, and found myself becoming ill as a result. Two posts later I am back at Flare and afraid to leave again. Whatta big fucking mess that place is.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Oh God.. Snay, you have piqued his interest.. he's wondering about Flare.. you have left us all open to the possibility of him wandering over here! You've killed us all!
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
Links man! Links!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I was going to agree with Tim, and say that the Major has a point, but two things have stopped me.
1/ I'm almost completely positive I had black or brown lego figues when I was younger.
2/ Tim "over-precise to the point of anality" Nix said "legos". He must die.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
No, CaptainMike! Snay's plan is brilliant! Someone go over to Trek BBS and invite the major in! Wouldn't it be great to ridicule him here?!
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Like we need another Darkstar.
Liam, you didn't have any black or brown Lego. They didn't even start putting anything on the heads (aside for eyes and mouths) until the Pirates line. There is a black and red head for Maul, but that's the closest there is.
Posted by Timo (Member # 245) on :
Of course, "back when I was young" is a relative thing. Back when I could still move to my wheelchair without having to ask somebody to support my crutches, Lego figurine heads didn't even *have* eyes or mouths. So I drew them all in. (Doing the mobile limbs was harder, so I only attempted it in special cases.)
And after I'd started, it sorta got out of hand. So despite the fact that Lego in the good old days insisted on not producing anything that would even remotely look like a weapon, I soon had a *very* black-and-brown-and-green military force establishing floor and closet superiority in the household.
'Course, what I used was usually at least semi-waterproof, but that didn't really stop the household from becoming black and brown and green, too. And since the jungle camo naturally required a jungle, there was an inordinate amount of assorted foliage in my room as well. Nowadays, I try to be a little less messy: I leave it at facepaint, and do the camos as separate accessories, making little combat vests out of various materials. The first green and brown parts began coming out in the mid-eighties, I think, making things much easier.
Timo Saloniemi
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Is there a chance that the no non-yellows thing was in the US only, and in countries where people don't explode when they see a white and black person kissing, they've had dark-skinned people for ages?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
No, sorry Liam, Lego has only had yellow people until recently ...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
LEGO is part of the great Chinese conspiracy.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Are you saying that Lego people are evil communists waiting for the evil transmission to come to evil life and overthrow the government of the Western World? Wicked freaky.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
No, I'm saying that LEGO people are, in the words of Chief Inspector Clouseau, "little yellow bastards."
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
I've never trusted LEGO men.. and I never will.. I can never forgive them.. for the death of my boy.
Posted by StarFire (Member # 748) on :
quote:
Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane:
There are women here?!
*wonders if she should just hide now*
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
OMG! Please stop LOL! I've just read page 3 of this thread. I have not laughed so hard in a LONG TIME! PsyLiam is always piss-funny but all you guys threads and quotes. LOL! I have TEARS running down my face from laughing so hard - I've still got pages 4 and 5 and that guy's messages from TREKBBS. LOL! It's 1:30 in the morning - If I keep laughing like this I think I might be taken away! LOL! Thankyou for the laughs! heh heh.
(It is very hard to convey how funny I thought this thread has been up to page 3 ;o)
I just have seen an ad at that TREKBBS - advertising a "recent interview with J.R.R. Tolkien"! WHAT THE!?! He died in 1973!
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Nobody will notice.. the IQ average at TrekBBS runs slightly lower than the current temperature in RI.. and thats even with smart lurkers like us bringing up the curve
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:
Originally posted by StarFire:
*wonders if she should just hide now*
Be afraid. Be very afraid...
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