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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

I heard this, and it's probably just a malicious rumour, that Jeri Ryan was killed by a psycho fan. I wouldn't give that sort of rumour much credit but I was playing Voyager:Elite Force recently and noticed that Seven's was the only voice which wasn't done by the actor from the series. Can someone who actually knows enlighten me?

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Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

News like that would have made some form of headline by now. I doubt it would only be a rumor if it was true. I would disregard it completely.She probably didn't do the voice because of contract problems. You know how actors can get.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

It's true! If you watch "Equinox" part I backwards, Captain Ransom can be heard saying "Seven is the Walrus". And if you look closely enough at the season seven promos, Ryan is the only one not wearing shoes, just as if she was a corpse! Not to mention Mulgrew and Phillips dressed as priests.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Yes, Jeri Ryan was killed. Fortunatley, Raven software still had time to hire someone else to play Seven's voice, have the programmers add the voices to the game, get it published and released (for over two months), before anyone at Paramount actually got around to reporting the death.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Okay, guys, thanks for clearing that up.

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Hmm. I saw her at the supermarket last week.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Can't be. She's working in my local chippie.

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Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Hmmm...I thought I saw her on Conan O'Brian the other night talking about her role in Dracula 2000???

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Posted by Super nova on :

Sol System, that sounds a bit like the whole Beatles thing with Mcartney. You know with all the little clues about his death hidden in the album covers and songs. You don't think voyager is doing it just to boost the ratings do you.

Surley if she had been killed paramount would not hang around for two months before reporting the death...these things always get out somehow.

oh yeah o got a nice piece of fish from her the other night in the chippie also, she gave me extra chips.

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"its been emotional"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You know, I was about to let you off, but then I noticed that your not actually a Yank, Supernova, so you have no excuse. I know it may seem shocking, especially considering that Sol System is one of the aformentioned "yanks", but he was infact being "witty".

Now, if you thought he was being serious, then I'm sorry. You're obviously drinking far too much northern water. Stop it. It'll stunt your growth, y'know.

Nice to know she served you fish though. Gammon flaps?

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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Relax, Liam my boy. I did have misgivings myself, but I took his comment about the chippie to mean he did get that it was a joke. Besides, finally the Brit contingent is creeping above a handful again, we can't scare him off.

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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"

Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I was killed once...
I got better.

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

No, they're using clones of her to hide the truth.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Goo Goo Ga Joob!

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All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.
Bob Dylan

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

WTF?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

That's a line from "I Am the Walrus"...

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

That's "coo-coo-ka-choo."

Din't you young'uns ever see "The Graduate?"

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Not according to the lyric sheet.

Mind you, it sure doesn't sound like a G sound, but that's how it's written.

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Posted by DARKSTAR on :

No it's not true. Jeri Ryan is still alive. It's just a rumor created by the anti-trek society.

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Anti-Trek society? Who are these pig-f*cking fiends? The time to don our cloaks and wield daggers has come.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

*checks watch*

Wellll...OK, but isn't it a bit too soon, hmm?

I mean, my back's still killing me since the last cloak-donning and dagger-wielding session. And my bunions?? Oohh, they're still smarting something chronic.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Darkie! Are you all right? Your last post was actually grammatically correct, with the right punctuation too!

I saw a report that some guy had been arrested for stalking her.

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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"

Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*thwaps Shik* "I Am the Walrus"! By the Beatles! Not "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel!

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

You get one free smack. The next time costs you an extremity. Don't randomly smack a samurai.

And the ref WAS in "The Graduate."

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

You give out free smack??? Dangerous my man, dangerous.

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We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Shik: Shall I type this slowly, so you can understand better? :-)

"Goo goo ga joob" is from "I Am the Walrus", a song on the Beatles' album The Magical Mystery Tour. That's what Kosh was referring to, since the Beatles and the "Walrus" were referred to above.

"I am the egg-man / They are they egg-men / I am the walrus / Goo goo ga joob"

"Coo coo ka choo" is from "Mrs. Robinson" a song done by Simon and Garfunkel for the movie The Graduate. But that has nothing to do w/ the discussion at hand, except that you thought that it was what Kosh was talking about.

"Coo coo ka choo, Mrs. Robinson / Jesus loves you more than you will know / Woah woah woah"

Does that clear things up? :-)

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Br'aak ptao h'get h'lao h'g'rea'at takt'ot laogret pe'tlek hnoi...

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Try saying that three times fast. But not before I get an umbrella.

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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"

Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Yeah? Try asking for directions in Wales.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I must say I'm shocked. How anyone could say such an awful thing about my compatriots from the land of Cymru. I'll have you know they're an ancient people with a rich and diverse culture. . . oh, who am I kidding? Have you HEARD these guys? IN our Cardiff office they think I'm a really happy chap, I go about grinning so much when I'm there. What they don't know is that I'm trying hard not to laugh whenever they open their mouths. They must be putting us on, surely no-one really talks like that. . .

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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"

Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

'Avve you got any carrots?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

What does a Welsh accent sound like? I can only think of two possible examples... I know Terry Jones is from Wales, but whether his accent is such or not, I've no idea. There was also a character w/ a Welsh accent in Henry V, but I saw the Kenneth Branagh movie version recently, and I think they didn't bother...

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Eddie Izzard did a welsh accent in his Pavlov-sketch.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

You can't imagine how much I have no idea what you're talking about... :-)

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Well you know, TSN, life's too short to explain humour to you over a chatting-session... ;-)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited January 20, 2001).]

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Which is as adroit a way as I've ever seen of saying "get a fucking life." 8)

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I do have a life. It just doesn't include anyone whose name sounds like something that comes in the little pack you pull out of the chicken's neck before cooking... :-)

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[This message has been edited by TSN (edited January 22, 2001).]

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Giblets?

RELAX, man! That was a joke I said then! It's just it sounded like a very euphemistic way of saying what I said. How the hell am I qualified to say whether you have a life or not?

- Dogbert

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Vogon my friend, you are wrong.
My reply didn't mean "get a life", it meant that if TSN asks such a stupid and broad question as "what does welsh sound like", he has to be prepared to get references he may or may not have heard of.

Now, if he HAD in fact recognized my reference he wouldn't have responded in the way of the ungrateful little bugger he is.

Tom Jones is from Wales, have you seen "Mars Attacks", TSN? Well there you go. DON'T MENTION IT!!!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Once again, I never meant to imply that anyone was telling anyone else to get a life. . .

And I can't believe I didn't think of Tom Jones, The Greatest Living Welshman.

- Dogbert

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I was going for "gizzard", actually... :-)

Anyway, now that I've edited my last post to include the three characters at the end that I seem to have forgotten the first time, can you all just get along? :-)

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

My art teacher was from Wales. Funny guy.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

*grin*

- Dogbert

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Small potatos. I am Wales.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

How many rocks are in you? Thor lost count...

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Well, there are a couple of big ones. . .

- Dogbert

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Only the biggest pair you've ever seen!

Sorry, I had to. My Jay moment is over now, I promise.

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Read chapters one and two of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Show no patience, tolerance, or restraint.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

My Jay moment is still to come, and what an experience it promises to be!

Two big rocks, and a lighthouse. All contained in Simon's mighty trousers.

Tom Jones is the national stud. Honest.

And you should watch Eddie Izzard. For funny is the man who talks about Jam.

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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*Doesn't know weither to flee in terror from this thread or keep watching, much like a deer caught in headlights*

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

And now, ladies and gentlemen... Jordan's impersonation of the president of the United States...

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*LOL*

Actually, I can do a pretty mean impression of Bill Clinton. Sans the Lewinski bit of course...

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Oh, I'm sure Sol or Ultra Magnus will volunteer to help you out - they're reputed to be experts.

- Dogbert

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I just want to be clear on this, for the sake of future genital-related humor, and Lord knows how I love it; anyway, I am allegedly an expert in which aspect of this now? Just the oral sex? Illicit encounters with fleshy young employees? Digital manipulation? (Someone hit the hi-hat.)

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Did you pull a Darkstar with my name? Outta yer ass, I mean?

I'm wondering if I've ever even posted in a thread mentioning oral sex, and now I'm the 'master'. I think there's a little wistful thinking going on in mr Poety-man's head. Let us hope not is so.

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Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Actually, you were.

- Dogbert

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Who was were what? All of the above?

Dear me, me English speaking bad.

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-Bubbles