Ok it is what is on all our minds when we look at T'pol and B'Elanna what does their reproductive system look like. I mean certainly the sex organs are not all the same similar maybe but not the same. Obviously nobody has opened a site to create such fictional organs because they would somewhat be X-rated. But still the question and the common sense answer remains the same, why haven’t they been discussed, because it is still a touchy subject, and obviously will never actually be on a movie or show. So what do you think they would look like and how would they work. Please be sanitary and mature.
[ June 07, 2002, 09:04: Message edited by: koy'peled Oy'tio ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
This is an interesting take on Star Trek porn ... LOL.
At least Koy'ornyboy didn't post any pictures of a naked Klingon, tho ... Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
I think "sanitary and mature" are pretty much out the window already.
Most humanoid species (especially the ones you mentioned) likely have extremely similar reproductive equipment, seeing as we've seen several examples of human/other humanoid species unions and offspring.
Posted by Ryan McReynolds (Member # 28) on :
Given that they have identical structures like ears, eyelids, lips, tongues, fingernails, and so forth--that is, structures which could look different but don't--I'd bet their genitalia is largely the same as well.
One thing I have wondered about is body hair. Female aliens universally have hairless legs and/or armpits. While I can potentially understand facial hair getting in the way and otherwise annoying male aliens, it seems unlikely that aliens would develop the same gender-specific standard about where hair should be. Same thing with how males almost always have short hair and females usually have long hair... or males wear pants and females wear dresses. Even if you buy near-identical human duplication in physical form, such superficial cutural norms being identical is a little odd. Guess it's those wacky Preservers. I, for one, am glad for their meddling! Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
The big Alien in Star Trek VI has his genitals on his kness.
Female Ocampa have a birth canal in their back.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
It suddenly occurs to me that Koy'creampants specificly mentioned female characters of assorted species. Why not mention the men? Don't you want to know what Worf's package looks like?
I mean, I don't, but you're the one creating this very odd thread.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
I wonder if Klingons have ridges.... everywhere...
*shudders*
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Klingon ticklers, new condom sensation.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Hey, don't Klingons have two of every organ? Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Ew. I just pictured some six guys - one gal Klingon action pornos.
::shudder::
Damn you Koy.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
And I thought ol' Sieggy had a dirty mind.
Posted by koy'peled Oy'tio (Member # 796) on :
Well i was always wondering why they never actually showed a naked ferengi before, male female...shemale
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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
The whole visualization process of Koy taking such an action was made immeasurably more visceral thanks to that string of characters. Bravo.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
He's writing a Novel.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
This scares me. This really scares me.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
It seems really apt that, as I read through this thread, I have a furry striped pussy sitting on my monitor. . .
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
One of these days I'll get this damn webcam to work. . . 8)
(yes, Tim, she's not on a monitor - she moved)
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Nine minutes before his marriage, and he's surfing the net.
To quote Ron, he "needs to get his priorities straight!"
Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
Awwww...look at the cute, little cat! What's her name?
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
With all this talk about T'Pol's bits and pieces, I believe I've just killed it, whatever it's name was.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
Does it have a webcam?? It's cute. But not as cute as my two. Ha.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
If anyone's bits and pieces were going to have a webcam, your were ... Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
That's Dizzy. 8)
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
Is taht teh cat's name?
I like creamed corn too. But not as much and creamy creamed corn on toast.
Posted by thoughtychops (Member # 480) on :
This is a bizarre topic, but, while we're here...have we ever seen a Ferengi baby?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I don't think we would, unless it was anamatronic... cause of the rules against putting that sorta make-up on babies. I think a little nose bit - like Bajoran's etc is ok but anything much more...
I don't think we've seen a Klingon Baby.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Well, Alexander was slightly over a year old when we saw him... Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And yet also three. Once again the day is saved thanks to Time Dilation! Or the Producers hoping no-one would notice.
Posted by thoughtychops (Member # 480) on :
I dimly recall an episode of DS9 that had a Jem'Hadar baby.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
IIRC that baby only had a few forehead ridges. It didn't develop the scales and stuff until puberty, which wasn't too far along in it's development.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:Ew. I just pictured some six guys - one gal Klingon action pornos.
If they were six Klingons and one Human...
I'm afraid that would be a snuff film.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
No one said the gal was a human.
Klingon gal, six Klingon men.
I'll let you figure out where they all go ...
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
I shudder at the thought of klingon menstruation. RIVER OF BLOOD!! GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
WHATTA MESS!!!! Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
I told you this thread was a bad idea, Koy. But you thought that they liked it and you told them to keep things under control.
quote:Originally said by Mr. Spock: To hell with our orders
Fits here too.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
I told you this thread was a bad idea, Koy.
quote:Originally said by Data: To hell with our orders
You said that you told them to keep things under control, and they would. You was wrong. Big time.
[ June 11, 2002, 17:03: Message edited by: The BWC ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Haven't you gone away yet?
And why are you quoting yourself?
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Hmm... Perhaps BWC and koy'o-whats-his-name are the same person and they forgot to change names?
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
EDIT: I messed up. I'll fix it later.
[ June 11, 2002, 15:35: Message edited by: The BWC ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
Dude, you can't even get a quote right either. Spock never said, "To hell with our orders." That was Data from FC when Picard wanted to go fight the Borg after Starfleet told him to stay away and do some patrol along the Romulan border. Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
It is consolidating to know he won't reproduce.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
hey look everybody, its the "flare scifi forums morphs into trekBBS" show!! yay! every day you get to see some stupid ass thread started that makes every body with brain scratch their heads! yay! hey, i've gotta question!! if kira deposits a space quarter in odo's head does he turn into a french tickler with vibro action?!?!?!
where's my revolver so i can shoot myself in the head?
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
if you had a head cold you'd be a little off too.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
Well, that and you're a complete asspirate, too.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
....... I'll edit this later, if I decide on something un-interesting to say....
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
Like how to best unfuck this situation?
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Magna Ultrus, you are my hero for successfully using 'asspirate' in a sentance. Bravo. *applause*
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim Pim: Like how to best unfuck this situation?
The Best way to unfuck this situation is to close this thread.
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