After some consideration, it was decided that Flare forums should have new descriptions. Moderators will post a thread in their forums for electing a new description. But seeing as where there's no moderator for Enterprise, I'll post the thread. So, let's hear your ideas! Only serious ones, please. Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
To boldly go where everyone's gone before?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Snay's the Mac Daddy.
Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
Why isn't there a moderator, anyway?
Posted by MrNeutron (Member # 524) on :
To Boldly Ignore What Has Gone Before
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Still better than Voyager"
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
There's no moderator at the moment because we lost contact with the former moderator. A new one hasn't been assigned yet.
And along with only serious ideas, ones that are positive about the show, not putting it down if you don't mind. Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
A new one hasn't been assigned "yet" for 3 years?
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
The previous mod was Ryan McReynolds. Unfortunately, he seems to have vanished from the face of the earth, so the position is once again vacant.
Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
Well, I'd do it unless others are in mind. I was a moderator at Interplay and other places for a while and I know how to keep you nerdy whippersnappers in line!
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
"Love it or hate it... T'Pol's really hot."
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
"I can see my house from here!"
Posted by You assume too much. (Member # 1203) on :
quote:Originally posted by Harry: "I can see my house from here!"
Star Trek: Enterprise Rent-a-car....we'll beam you back.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
"Alien Nazis, Part III"
Taking a hint from Bernd's site...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"The Who-liban?"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Couldn't it be Future-Very-Masculine-Girl?"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Future Butch-Chic?"?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Far-Future-Throat?"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Joe Silouette"
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
"I've got FAAAAAAITH of the HEARRRRRT..."
Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
The Stepford Trek
The Tholian Web-slingers
Big Brother 6: The Pre-Final Frontier
Alien vs. Predator vs. T-pol
Van-Trekking
Trading Spaces: The Final Frontier
Watch 'em while they last!
The T-pol Identity
50 First Treks
Dodge-Trek
(yes, it is very late and I am very ready to impersonate a postal worker)
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I am not satisfied with the post office jokes that I have come up with so far. But I will think of something soon, and then:
BAM!
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
"Enterprise: The other Star Trek."
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
I vote for Omega's. But you have to play a MIDI eveytime the page loads.
Posted by Bond, James Bond (Member # 1127) on :
Who the Hell is Mayweather?
Now packed with 99% more T&A absolutely free.
My other starship is an Akira.
Honey, grab the decon gel and come to bed.
What the Phlox is going on here?
Suliban, and Xindi, and Borg, oh my!
And so Shran says... That's not my antenna!
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
It's MACO, for makeover!
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Enterprise: The Only Thing Keeping Star Trek on Flare Alive!
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I suppose I could toss "Never Mind the Phlox, Here's the Phase Pistols" into the ring. . .
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Fuck Continuity!"
Posted by Capped in Mike (Member # 709) on :
Shran said this one's a potty antenna.
Enraging fans since 2001.
Brannon Braga's warbirds show.
Decontamination gel spattering facials within.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"To seek out new life and new civilisations, but not ask the name of their species."
Bit too long. . ? ". . . But not ask what they're called?" Dunno.
Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
So far I like Lee's first one and TSN's the best. Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
Too Timidly Go where Nomads gone before.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
"The only Star Trek to emphasize the T and A in every show."
"Captian Al Gore on the bridge!"
"Star Trek: Cancellation."
"Damn the continuity, another season ahead!"
"Meaningful, not always. Memorable, at times. Star Trek, never."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"The only Star Trek to emphasize the T and A in every show."
Or perhaps "Putting the 't' and 'a' back in 'Star Trek'.".
"Officially part of Trek since 2003."
Posted by Bond, James Bond (Member # 1127) on :
"Get off our backs or we'll do a Dominion episode!"
"Porthos noooooo! That's a sentient tree!"
"No, Photon(ic) Torpedoes are totally different."
"To boldly show asscrack unlike any Trek show's done before."
"Our new home, Ceti-Alpha 5, what could possibly go wrong?"
"Hey, at least we don't have Jar-Jar Binks."
"4 out of 5 Space-Nazi's agree, Enterprise is faaaaaaantastic."
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
"Don't knock it till you try season 3"
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
"More kick than a hypo-full of Trellium-D"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Freebasing Trellium D may cause adverse effects (Nazi Vampire halucinations etc.)
Where Duterium is pumped fresh from the ground.
Home of Porthos the anomaly detector!
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Eagerly awaiting the next appearance of the Enterprise-Q (or whatever it was). . ."
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
I vote: "4 out of 5 Space-Nazi's agree, Enterprise is faaaaaaantastic." Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Travis who?
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: "Star Trek: Cancellation."
Tee hee. Here's more:
"Fighting against the end, from the beginning."
"The VFX are still good."
"Temporal Cold Sore."
"Timecop made more sense."
"Hey, shut-up, TOS didn't make seven seasons either."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Still better than Voyager....and with a beagle!"
Posted by Bond, James Bond (Member # 1127) on :
"Voyager's Captain was still slightly crazier then ours."
"Airlock Archer and the Funky Bunch."
"Stay Tuned... In the next episode Reed comes out of the closet!"
"You killed Degra... You Bastards!"
Posted by Ultra Klackrent Zlatan Magnus (Member # 239) on :
"The action figures are nice"
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
"All I ask is a tall ship and some contraband to fill her with."
"Now with 20% more Beagles in every bite!"
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Somehow, I don't think anyone is taking this seriously...
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
but are they in any forum?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Our theme song gets 30% worse every two seasons!"
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
"Kirk who?"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Boldly erasing TOS, one episode at a time."
Posted by Wes (Member # 212) on :
"Two Hundred 30-year-old greasy virgins complaing IN HERE!"
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
"Trip and T'Pol: Bringing a whole new meaning to the nickname "Bones", one episode at a time."
Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :
"Enter if you're a Vulcan Addict or a Time Shifting Humanoid"
Posted by Irishman (Member # 1188) on :
How about,
"Where we realize that following 'continuity' stifles imagination"
Posted by Irishman (Member # 1188) on :
"Where guys who, if they applied as much effort to getting women, wouldn't be virgins anymore"
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
That can be said about the entire Flare site...
Posted by Futurama IV 8.24.04 (Member # 968) on :
Shhh! They'll hear you.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
What happened? The new description is horrible.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I know. That's what I said several days ago. Yet somehow my message has disappeared.
Posted by Futurama IV Shizzle (Member # 968) on :
ack! no one sure has an interesting sense of humor....
Posted by Doctor Jonas (Member # 481) on :
Either this is a conspiracy, or the one choosing between the candidates has higher standards than he should...
*prepares to be flame-broiled by a mighty Admin*
Posted by Futurama IV Shizzle (Member # 968) on :
Who knows.
It could be one of us...
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
No one was posting anything serious for the description. So I thought of something. If people want to be serious this time, it can be changed.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
There were plenty of perfectly decent entries!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Every one of my suggestions was serious.
Posted by J (Member # 608) on :
That's perfect... I second "Every one of my suggestions was serious."
Posted by Bond, James Bond (Member # 1127) on :
The current description is about as exciting as John Ashcroft's porn collection.
I thought there were plenty of serious suggestions.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
"Enterprise: A show out of time."
What? No, that's not a put-down. You know? Like because it's a prequel. With time-travel and stuff. Maybe.
"Look, shut up about the Akiraprise already."
Too negative? Must think positive thoughts about Enterprise...
"A Trek started forty years* after but set 150� years before the first." (* about �or whatever we've figured it to be this week)
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
None of the previous entries were all that appealing. They seemed to put down the show in some way or other. Also, no one voted for any of them either, so a winner couldn't really be chosen.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Well, for a start if you want seomthing po-faced and serious you're browsing the wrong Forums. And why shouldn't we have something that takes the piss out of the show? Wasn't the Voyager Forum motto "They just keep going. . . and going. . . and going. . ." or something like that? And since when were we supposed to vote on the winner? All the other Forums were chosen by the Mod.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, except, we don't have one of those in this case.
Posted by Futurama IV Shizzle (Member # 968) on :
Whats taking so long with that, by the way?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
There's nobody trustworthy enough left.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Trust is futile...
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Surely we can come up with something better...
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Actually, Charles, THAT works quite well as the Enterprise Forum description! 8)
Posted by Bond, James Bond (Member # 1127) on :
"Xindi Vermin, Alien German, and Rick Berman."
"For nearly four years we've waded ankle deep in the ocean of the Enterprise Forum, now its finally time to swim (and we're going to jump that shark if it's the last thing we do! - kidding )."
"To boldly go where four other series have gone before."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"At least the ship doesn't land!"
"A show as ritch nad dark as freshly pumped Duterium."
"The western eisode didn't suck! In your FACE TNG!!"
"Where former castmembers go to die...er...direct!"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Bond's first one is quite good. I also like the "jumping the shark" idea although it needs to be shorter and punchier.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
"At least watch season 3".
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Still better than Voyager!"
"As ratings go down, uniforms get scarce..."
Posted by Bond, James Bond (Member # 1127) on :
I don't get why we're not supposed to poke fun at the show in the description anyway. I would have said something jokingly disparaging about TOS, TNG, and VOY too, but not about DS9, DS9 is God.
The point being, it's not just because it's Enterprise that the comments are disparaging.
"For nearly four years we've waded ankle deep in the ocean of space, now its finally time to jump the shark."
Better?
Posted by Futurama IV Shizzle (Member # 968) on :
"Season 4 - it's go time!"
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
What was the DS9 forum's description? (I know that was a long time ago...)
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"The Final Chapter has closed" around the time it was merged with General Trek, and before that "As the Final Chapter approaches...", which is proof that whoever came up with those lines had an even smaller sense of humor than me. B)
Posted by Futurama IV Shizzle (Member # 968) on :
humor. right.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
"Fuck Warren Ellis."
Posted by Ultra Manjuice (Member # 239) on :
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