Captain Archer orders the Enterprise to return to Jupiter, where the cannons designed for the ship were originally supposed to be installed, but never actually were because of the ship's swift departure for Qo'noS.
Apparantly so swift that no-one even mentioned it...
But I like to hear from more Earth stations/yards than just Utopia Planitia, so Jupiter sounds fine .
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Now if they had one on Titan...
Looks like 'Cold Front' is the continuation of the Temporal Cold War .. somebody owes somebody a Coke from that other thread.
Is Jeff Combs' character officially named Shran now? Shran was the bumbling, lovestruck Andorian engineer on the Constellation II from the lawsuit-prone 'Star Trekker' parody.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
You mean the 'Star Trekkin ... across the universe. On the starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' ... across the universe ... Boldly going forward ... 'cuz we can't find reverse! We come in peace, come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill? There's a Klingon on the starboard bow, starboard bow ..."
And so on.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
No.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
I'm glad that they TPTB aren't gonna leave the story arcs that have been started hanging. hmmmmmm. Sense this is a temporal cold war we are talking about, would this mean that Enterprise actually takes place in the future? Or the present? Wait.......All of a sudden I'm getting that whole thing about time being a sphere of sorts rather than a river. That is what the Hindus say. Or was it the Buddhists? AHHHHHHH *starts banging head on keyboard*
[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Mark Nguyen (Member # 469) on :
He's talking about Atelier Lana's manga (Japanese Comic) parody "Star Trekker". I've got it. It's a pretty funny sendup of the Trek universe, involving one Captain Aya Nakajima and her crew of misfits aboard the USS Constellation II (movie era). Since the Enterprise always got the fun and exciting stuff, Aya and crew were always throwing parties on their ship to keep things interesting. They squared off against Kirk and his "Flying Old Folks' Home" at one point - Kirk was her mentor at the academy.
[Where she almost WON the Kobayashi Maru sim, BTW! In it, she *destroyed* the freighter and its neutronic fuel load, causing heavy damage to the Klingon ships, and then counterattacking. According to her, the no-win situation was for the Maru's crew, who would've been butchered anyway after the Klingons had finished her off. In her opinion, she granted them a merciful death while safeguarding her ship and Federation interests. Needless to say, she failed the sim.]
Anyway, Aya's crew consisted of a Caitian comm officer, her "identical twin prother" (?) as teh helmsman and XO, and the mysterious Commander Schwartz as the tac officer. Shran was the Andorian engineer, and in addition to the plucky Vulcan science officer Lt. Commander Spack (whose mind snapped after one too many Pon Farrs), there's another female Vulcan science officer called T'Pall...
Mark
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
The spoilers are sounding interesting. Hmmm, one wonders if the "Future Starfleet Agent" (I assume) will be one of Braxton's crew. Hey, Krenim ...
Posted by Ryan McReynolds (Member # 28) on :
quote:Originally posted by CaptainMike: Looks like 'Cold Front' is the continuation of the Temporal Cold War .. somebody owes somebody a Coke from that other thread.
That was me. I can't believe somebody had the unabashed testicularity to doubt my stunning powers of inference.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
We might definetly see one of Braxton's goons. I can't wait! The question is will this guy be working for Old Braxton, Young Psycho Braxton, Old Psycho Braxton, I Just Bought A New Car Braxton, Young Braxton or a Braxton we have yet to incounter?
Posted by Eclipse (Member # 472) on :
quote:Originally posted by MIB: We might definetly see one of Braxton's goons. I can't wait! The question is will this guy be working for Old Braxton, Young Psycho Braxton, Old Psycho Braxton, I Just Bought A New Car Braxton, Young Braxton or a Braxton we have yet to incounter?
What about plain, simple Braxton? You know, normal Braxton? Or, at least, as normal as any Braxton can be said to be...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
:::singing::: One of these Braxtons is not like the others, one of these Braxtons just doesn't belong....
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
or Braxton™�� in Dress Uniform, limited edition Braxton™�� as he appeared in Redemption (even though he wasnt in that ep); Braxton™�� in Generations uniform; Kung-Fu Grip Braxton™��; Battle-Damage Chest Insignia Braxton™��; Quick Change Battle-Robot Braxton™�� and Braxton™�� wearing flight suit from the Braxtonmobile™�� playset.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Please, LORD don't let him be from the Relativity era...
Sorry...I just really hated that whole story arc. But then, there were lots of things about Voyager that I really disliked, so I guess I'll learn to live with it.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
You hate the temporal cold war story arc? I have one thing to say about that. F*ck you! Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
CaptainMike, I do believe that's the most I've laughed in at least a few weeks. I think I'm just going to snatch up that nugget of humor and finally have myself a signature... Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
*CaptainMike is overjoyed*
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
ROTFLMEBO!!
And those Big Birds of Prey! OMFG!!
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
OMFG! LMAO!!! Paramount is gonna slap you silly with a copyright infringment lawsuit for this you know. And I love that cut-away view of Voyager that shows that 30 shuttles CAN fit inside a ship built for only 150 people. With your permission, I'd love to put a link on my web page for all this stuff. That is, if, I ever open it........
[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
actually i spell it out quite clearly at the bottom
quote: Artwork and Website copyright 2001 Michael Bartel, all rights reserved [email protected]. Star Trek is the property of Paramount Pictures. No infringement is intended by me telling them they suck.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
hehehehe. All righty then. I make it a policy not to read the fine print. A policy that will bite me in the ass in 10....9....8....7....6....5....4.........
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
I just meant that in reference to Paramount.. its fine if you link to it.. Geocities doesnt let you see my pictures unless you view my page (or else i would have just put the picture up here) but I'm making some code to add a banner that people will be able to add to their page on another one of my sites
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
MIB: Thanks for the pornographic suggestion. And, no, I don't hate the Cold War story arc, I think it has possibility. I hated the Braxton / Relativity story arc in Voyager.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
ohhhhhh. I see. hmmmmmmm. I humilated myself and made myself look like an idiot in this forum so far. hmmmmmm. Let's see what else I can do!!!
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