I know, I know, this thread will probably be closed.
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What bloke invented signatures?
Not that there's any reason anyone would reply to this, but, just to make sure...
*thread closed so I don't get in trouble if a post-race thread ensues* :-)
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"I make fun of senior citizens, but obviously I aspire to be one of them, the alternative being what it is."
-Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future