So I decided to go through my shiplist and put "the" in front of every one. I quickly discovered that this was a) very boring, and b) the very the bloody the hard the to the stop.
Results were mixed. "The Bogue" sounds a bit odd, but mainly because it puts you in mind of some Roald Dahl monster. For a while I though it might be the "-er" sound, such as in "the Gander" or "the Steamrunner" - but "the Mayflower" and "the Stargazer" ruled that out.
Maybe it's better when you talk about several at once? Like "the Zapata and the Merrimac will be here in four hours?" Hmm. "The Nash and the Voyager are patrolling the Neutral Zone." No, still doesn't sound right.
It's not the fact it starts in a "v" - or any other letter, although I recommend NOT saying "the Zapata" out loud unless you want to clean your screen afterwards.
Oops, gotta go, there's another starship coming in - it's the The!
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
Strange it is also if a ship would have a name in plural. "We're being hailed. It's the Thunderlips!"
You could also change the prefix.
"She's coming out of warp now. It's the USS Himmler. They're heiling us."
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
Actually, I think it only sounds weird because of six years of no "the". I noticed this a few years ago, but it only sounds strange at first. If I think about it for a moment, it doesn't sound so wrong. Unusual, yes, but not wrong...
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
quote:Sounds a little better to me. But I guess certain names just don't sound right with the word 'the.' The Deep Space 9, but if you add the word project, making it a title, it sounds much better "The Deep Space 9 Project" or "The Voyager Project."
"The Nash and the Voyager are patrolling the Neutral Zone."
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There's something of a pecking order in this, too. "Sisko to Gander" implies casual possessiveness, while "Sisko to the Odyssey" sounds more like a humble request to get the attention of a superior...
Timo Saloniemi
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Relax, Masao, I'm messing with ya. I didn't really edit my ship list to put "the" in front of every name. All I'm doing is commenting on how weird it sounds to say "the Voyager."
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
Anyway, the scene went like this: They managed to clear up the fuzzy image of the singularity and the ship on the viewscreen. It's an Intrepid-class ship. Paris jumps up and looks back at the captain and says, "It's the Voyager!"
I have to agree that saying the Voyager does sound a bit odd to the ears. I have no idea why, but I don't think it's from all the years of not hearing it. Before the show came out, I remember thinking to myself that the Voyager sounded odd.
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IMHO, dropping the "the" gives it more of a radio-chatter techie name, while adding "the" makes it a bit more formal.
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"...I was just up in Canada, Toronto actually. You know, they really hate you guys [Americans] up there? The funny thing is, they think you hate them back, when in fact, you just couldn't be bothered to care. Now in Ireland, it's a different story. At least we had the common decency to wait until the English invaded before we started hating them. I guess the Canadians are hating you in advance..."
-Irish Comic Ed Byrne on Canada-US relations
Mark
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"Why build one, when you can build two at twice the price?"
- Carl Sagan, "Contact"
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There might be a "the" missing in Star Trek III, althogh I could be misremembering this:
"Jim, Enterprise is 20 years old". (Yeah, and I know the statements wrong as well. Let's not jump on that.
You occasionally notice Trek authors who have an opinion on this subject, and spend the whole book writing "Enterprise approached the Fishian ship".
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-Bubbles
- The Joker
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- Dogbert
"It's the Voyager!"
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--Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
So many doubles.
That episode was re-run.
The Voyager was duplicated.
This example was mentioned twice. Siegfried posted is above.
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-Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
EX: "Here onboard Voyager..."
"Here onboard the Voyager..."
None of them sounds wrong to me.
KK