1) Unimatrix Zero pt II - The free-Borg occupied Sphere sat in a greenish-yellow Metaphasic-like Nebula. The Klingon in charge of the sphere states that they are regenerating and will be ready for the attack. Metaphasic Nebula is what is used to rush repair rates in Star Trek Armada.
-- OK that was a bit of a strech. But this one is a bit better --
2) Lineage - Paris and Torres are in thier quarters complaining about all the free (unwanted) advice they are getting about thier new child. Tom mentions that Chell said something... Chell is the Bolian introduced in Elite Force.
-- That one is pretty close to a full refrence, by what I saw, how close Paramount and the Voyager cast/crew were durret the development of Elite Force and the advertizing between Voyager (the show) and that game, I wonder if we will see a couple or subtle, or even better, a couple distinct refrences to the events and characters from Star Trek games --
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
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Chickety china, the chinese chicken, you have?
"Paris and Torres are in thier quarters complaining about all the free (unwanted) advice they are getting about thier new child."
Erm... Did I miss that one?
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Chickety china, the chinese chicken, you have?
See, THIS is the type of spoiler that annoys me. Not that it's told without any warning, it's the fact that it's not even necessary. How hard would it have been to say "In lineage, Paris mentions that Chell said something to him"? Hmm?
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert
And they're right, Chell isn't from Elite Force, but was already around.
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You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
Aban's Illustration www.alanfore.com
$$$$$$$$$$
destruction of the Delta Flyer. Some may regard it unimportant, but please, let us decide for ourselves...
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
quote:
1) Unimatrix Zero pt II - The free-Borg occupied Sphere sat in a greenish-yellow Metaphasic-like Nebula. The Klingon in charge of the sphere states that they are regenerating and will be ready for the attack. Metaphasic Nebula is what is used to rush repair rates in Star Trek Armada.
Many people outside the land of the free haven't seen "Unimatrix Zero Part II." In fact, "Equinox Part II" hasn't been shown on the BBC yet! So references to 'Free Borg' and them attacking other Borg are definite spoilers.
quote:
2) Lineage - Paris and Torres are in thier quarters complaining about all the free (unwanted) advice they are getting about thier new child. Tom mentions that Chell said something... Chell is the Bolian introduced in Elite Force.
The mere fact that Torres & Paris are having a child is a major spoiler. And, given that people in America who have sex when they're not married die instant horrible deaths, it's not that much of a deductive stretch for anyone who didn't suffer your High School system to conclude they must be married - another spoiler.
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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert
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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
or TSN's:
"Yes, after I posted my confusion early Saturday morning, I discovered that that was the episode set to air on Saturday night, i.e. the current episode."
requires a complaint. Neither of us even started the thread nor did we post a spoiler.
And no, they didn't get married in "Course: Oblivion" I'd tell you who did, but...
Sorry. It just struck me wrong. I'll shut up.
Oh, and Vogon: Have you watched Temptation Island? Proof positive that sex before marriage is perfectly acceptable to most people in the U.S. (myself not included).
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star
It's just sloppy, and it's been a point of contention for a long time. The most famous example here was where - SPOILERS AHEAD for s7 DS9 - someone asked a question about a new Starfleet/Federation logo seen in an episode of the Final Chapter, but happened to mention that it was on a certain replacement starship (you know the one I mean). WHY bring that up? It had nothing to do with the question.
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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert
That's all.
I'm done.
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
Aban's Illustration www.alanfore.com
[This message has been edited by Aban Rune (edited January 31, 2001).]
Bear in mind, I got spoiled, too. Granted, it was only by a day or so, and I don't really care about such things, but it still puts me in the same category as the extraamericans in this case...
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
As for Vogon Poet, do you know how every High School district in the US is run? Think they are all the same? Wrong. That and your views on premarital sex have no place here.
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
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"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
You see, as I understand the history of this place, it was orignally a Brit forum. That changed when yon Capps took it over. . . but I was told it's always remained an international place, where people can discuss whatever they like, about Trek or - these days! - just about anything else. Seems I was wrong. Just out of interest, anyone else feel that non-Yanks shouldn't be here? And what's your feelings about Canadians, Wesley? Anything concerning them you'd like to get off your chest?
Jesus motherfucking Christ. I'm just stunned at what he said. Sorry about the mini-rant, everyone else.
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
Then again, exactly because I get the good stuff so late, I've never been worried about getting spoiled. In the super-rare occasions I get to use spoiler warnings (mainly in connection with novels, which cross the pond far more rapidly than radio waves, it seems), I try to be generous with 'em $$$$$s. And when I goof up, I expect to be mail-bombed or Narn-baseball-batted or whatever the standard response is - I do sympathize with the poor you who get the stuff only a week, a month or a year late.
Timo Saloniemi
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
And the "#�%& sadists stopped showing Stargate after season two! In reparations, we got to see Earth 2 three times...
Timo Saloniemi
Yes, people should be more considerate, but mellow out a little...it's not worth the embalism.
And rants and extra-sci-fi opinions have "Flameboard" written all over them.
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
Aban's Illustration www.alanfore.com
Now, this show was currently in it's highly successful third season. The story was getting really interesting, and building up to what promised to be an interesting cliff hanger. It was being shown in the US and UK at roughly the same time.
And thus, was Z'Ha'Dum aired, to much acclaim. There were Brits who went onto the internet to discuss the shock cliffhanger. And they were devoured by hordes of angry yanks, complaining that they'd ruined the show for them. For, you see, the final few episodes had been held back in the US.
Now, the Brits got their bollocks ripped off for that. Despite the fact that it was only a TV show. Tsk.
Hey, don't we get Farscape before you do? Can we ruin that for you? Hmm? Please?
I wasn't complaining about the spoilers. I was complaining that they were unnessecary. The information could have easily been presented without ruining anything.
I know that people all over the world are up to different points. And I appreciate taht it may be hard avoiding mentioning any episode that hasn't been shown in the depths of Europe, where they have just discovered fire. But honestly, it shouldn't be too hard to figure out that the current season could be considered spoiler information.
AS a rough guidline, go by the UK/Australian Video releases, which currently include all of season 6 of Voyager, and no season 7. And if you're not sure, just put a *VOY s7* flag in the title. Honestly, is it hard to be a little bit considerate?
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
I never watched B5 and I don't watch Farscape. And if you want to tell me how next weeks ep of Voyager ends...I'll get over it.
I'm done.
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
Aban's Illustration www.alanfore.com
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
'course, considering I never watch Voyager, the whole thread is one big, continuous spoiler for me. Bastards.
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-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited February 06, 2001).]
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
It's our fault. We didn't pay much attention when we were learning United Statsian at school.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
I don't like it either.
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
Aban's Illustration www.alanfore.com
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
I've heard that VCR's are made different or something in European countries. Too bad, I'd be willing to record episodes and send them out. For a small fee of course, mainly to cover the expense of shipping overseas.
I'm just now watching Babylon 5 for the first time on the Sci-Fi Channel which has just begun it's 5th season. Great show too, nice to see it everyday in order. And the more I watch it, the more Voyager's faults are obvious. I tried getting into Farscape..a couple times, but lost interest.
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
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Star Trek: Legacy
The first few eps were cool. Then it went downhill.
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Almost everything made now is dual voltage anyway. 120 vs 240. Not that that makes a blinding difference for tapes. America and Japan use NTSC, whereas the rest of the world uses PAL. Which has a higher resolution. And is better. Natch.
Pretty much all VCR's made in the past few years though are NTSC compatible. So that's not the problem. No, the main problem is that it's a teeny weeny bit expensive to get tapes air-mailed over on a regular basis.
Still, I can and do buy US tapes from on-line stores. Or at least, I used to. I know buy DVD's. Which are region coded. Bastards.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
Vogon Poet said:
"...people in America who have sex when they're not married die instant horrible deaths, it's not that much of a deductive stretch for anyone who didn't suffer your High School system..."
Thats complete and utter bullshit and you know it. Have I offended you? Good. Because you offended me back.
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
People would like to be shown a bit of common courtesey is all, like adding, $$$ (damn, that was hard to do, holding down the shift key and all???).
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
*sigh*
It's exchanges like this which make me wonder why I bother. . .
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
"This fourm is in the United States. You are a visitor here. Be nice so I can be nice back. You got it?"
Really, as much as I enjoy ignorant xenophobes, I think this is a tad much.
Notice the apparent feeling of power and superiority in his words: "You are a visitor here. Be nice so I can...You got it?
Y'know, I could be wrong on this one, (and if I am, feel free to correct me, Wes1701E) but IIRC, a certain Mr. Charles Capps wields the mighty sword of power here (Of course, Simon does too, but that encompasses more than just forums), and despite your 'a gooda talkin's', simply because this forum is owned by a man who happens to live in the United States, that doesn't give any "special priviledges" to Americans or anybody else.
There are no fucking road maps on the fucking internet. No boundaries. This forum ISN'T located in the US. It's fucking bytes in your fucking modem cable going into your fucking monitor, in the window that is minimized behind the other window with the well-jacked off Pee Porn pictures.
You should've put $$$ in. You didn't, and it wouldn't have been a problem if you would've said sorry, but then you went on this whole motherfuckinglystupidlygayyoushouldgetyourfuckingheadsmashedinbyahornypanda tangent of "This is American. I am American. Therefore, I = Good. Capice? Ooh, wait, Capice is italian, right? Damn greaseballs, I mean to say, got it partner?"
Yeah, I should probably stop now, or Mr. Seniority and power, with his whole 76 posts will come and not be nice to me.
Good day sir. I prey for your plants. May they produce heaps of good Chlorophyll.
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"For not caring, everyone who reads this uses their heads, and their asses, for something to compare you with, and wishes they could use their foot. In your jaw."
PS - You spelled "Forums" wrong.
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free Jeff K
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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
You people just seem to ignore the fact Vogon Poet straight out insulted Americans. If I was directly insult your country, wouldn�t you lash out at that person? He generalized the people in the US. I do not like this. Do the Americans in this forum agree with him?
"...people in America who have sex when they're not married die instant horrible deaths, it's not that much of a deductive stretch for anyone who didn't suffer your High School system..."
I personally choose to be sexually active. I also take pride in my school, most of the time. Your telling me that OUR high school systems are all the same. Your telling me people who have sex should die horrible deaths. That�s wrong. Your wrong. Everything I said about this being US place I take back. This is an international place, as is all of the internet. I apologize. My problems are not from users from other countries at all. Its Vogon Poet. He was first to generalize someone from a country in this forum, i may have made it worse, but i believe I deserve an apology. Just as I have given him.
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
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To quote a non-American (Sorry, Wes):
"It seems to me Watson, that through our discovery of the facts, they do not add up. What do you say, dear man?"
PS - It's P-H-O-T-O-G-R-A-P-H-Y.
PPS - You seem to lack a certain gene known as a "sarcasm" gene. Go back and re-read what Vogon posted. Again. And Again. And Again. Until you understand his post, because until you realize what he meant, I don't think anyone should even bother with you.
PPPS - Nobody wants to hear about your attempts at snogging - presumably - humans. There's a little line called "too much nonessential information", and you just stepped over it.
PPPPS - "Your telling me...Your telling me...Your wrong."
You're.
Good day.
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
oh and
PS - Get a life. You seriously need one.
Thanks sol. You're right. What they think of me is what they think of me. I could care less. And in saying that, i kiss this thread goodbye.
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
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This whole discussion has become pretty much pointless. I'm not going to say you all have to shut up about it, but it'd be nice if you'd all volunteer to.
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
There was just one thing I wanted to pick at in Wes' arguments, and even if he's not going to read them, I'll post it.
"When you see something thats poster recently that sounds like it could be a spoiler, its YOUR perogitive to read it or not."
Now a thread called "Star Trek Voyager/Game refrences" didn't, to me at least, scream out "THERE'S OBVIOUSLY FAIRLY LARGE SPOILERS FOR THE MOST RECENT EPISODE OF VOYAGER SHOWN IN THE US IN THIS THREAD. IF YOU READ IT, YOU'LL BE SPOILED. YOU MORON."
But that could just be me.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
I know, screwing a dead horse. Wesley agreed he'd be more careful in the future, and that's all I need. At least I think that's what you were TRYING to say, without actually having to say it, eh?
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
Whoa. Metaphors must get really, really mixed while crossing the Atlantic.
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I will shout until they know what I mean.
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Neutral Milk Hotel
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
[This message has been edited by AndrewR (edited February 12, 2001).]
:OD
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free Jeff K
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
BTW, I do hope you all realize my intentions. If you don't, well it is my duty to welcome you to idiotville. Population = You.
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free Jeff K
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
*kills Popmaze*
Honestly people (this is now directed at the world at large). When someone does a variation on a well known phrase/joke, DON'T mention the original. We're not idiots. We don't need to be informed, in the middle of an amusing siloquy on KFC, that the original reason the chicken crossed the world was to get to the other side. Please, we all got the reference. We are all smug with ourselves for being smarter than everyone else. We all know that we are dynamite in the act called sex. Don't inform everyone else.
I shall now sing "Girl From Mars".
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
"When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME."
There, that should start things off again.
No?
"Oh we'd stay up late playing cards
Henry Winterman cigars"
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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"
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Wes Button � [email protected]
TechFX Studios � The United Federation Uplink �
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Janeway: "Dimissed"
Neelix: [stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.."
Janeway: "That's Starfleet for get out"
[Edited cause I can't speel]
[This message has been edited by Wes1701E (edited February 23, 2001).]
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram