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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

On the eve of what might be my most spectacular computer crash ever, I feel compelled to share some stuff with you before it is lost forever. (Long story.)

To that effect, I have posted the first chapter of "The Adventures of Dirk Tungsten" on my webpage, The Solipsistic Retreat. Read it. Live it. Love it. And wish me luck.

Click me for a descent into comedic science fiction nirvana.

I'm sorry for the oh-so-annoying popup, but...well, it's there.

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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
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Gene Ray, Cubic

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

When can we expect to see the sequel to Dirk Tungsten? You obviously have a grasp of the "cliffhanger ending".

--Baloo

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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
-- William Pitt
Come Hither and Yawn...

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I finally figured out how to get him out of his current jam today while at the mall, and I have some downtime coming up soon, so it shouldn't be too long. Of course, that's just another way of saying real soon now, so we'll see.

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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
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Gene Ray, Cubic

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Interesting... You've basically come right out and said that this Jordan isn't from around those parts, but I'm a correct in gathering that she's not quite from around that time, either? :-)

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Jackson: "Basically, he was the original Satan."
O'Neill: "Well, isn't that special?"
-Stargate SG-1: "Serpent's Song"

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Real Soon, Now is always capitalized. Trust me.

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"Any teenager in a deserted, adult-free location who has sex will be hacked to red glistening teen tartare before the evening�s out."
--James Lileks
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I am slow.

Chapter One (revised) and Chapter Two.

Read them. Live them. Love them. Well, read them, anyway.

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What did it mean to you
An early chat with death
To pull your body for a moment from your soul
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Camper Van Beethoven
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Read chapter TWO of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Now with 30% more plot.