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"Borg implants...are known to cause severe skin lacerations...Perhaps you would like an analgesic cream?"
Enterprise-E's EMH - Star Trek: First Contact
my ships...
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"Borg implants...are known to cause severe skin lacerations...Perhaps you would like an analgesic cream?"
Enterprise-E's EMH - Star Trek: First Contact
How did you do that background?
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Tired of the name of your ship? Always thought that names like USS Frederickson or USS Sao Paulo were difficult to spell? Here is your chance to change that!
Introducing the new NX-2000 Renamer. It can create new names and numbers. Any text, any size, anywhere! You can also use it to change registry numbers. Always though that the number NX-59650 was to low? The Renamer can fix that! Always wanted to impress your friends on DS9 that you have an original Enterprise-D shuttle? The Renamer can change the number in mid-flight!
To order, please call us at: 0-800-CONFUSE
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Sean Robertson
[email protected]
WEBolutionary Consulting Services
Mania-Online
"Great is the glory for the strife is hard"
- Wordsworth
"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"
- Dr Evil
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?