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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

"Oh, 'O' it's magic!"

As with all things, there is a beginning. This one isn't very interesting, so rather than spending half the episode starting things off, let's jump straight into things.

As we start our story, the UES Enterprise is on its merry way through space. Not much of space is explored, so they don't have to go very far to find something new.

However, today was different than any other day that had come before. You see, the Enterprise was heading to the closest Tim Horton's cruise-thru for coffee and timbits.

And something went horribly wrong.

The Enterprise was knocked out of superluminal space.

"What's going on?" asked Captain Archer.
"We've been pulled out of superluminal space, sir," said Lieutenant Mayweather."
"I can see that! Why have we stopped?" said Archer.
"We seem to be trapped in something," said Mayweather.
"What?"
"It appears to be a giant glass box."
"No! We've become mimes!"
"If it were only glass, wouldn't we be able to just break out of it?" commented Commander Reed.
"It appears to be of something stronger than glass, obviously. It did stop us dead in our tracks, after all," said Sub-Commander T'Pau.
"What is it with everyone and stating the blatantly obvious?" asked Archer.
"I don't know, sir," said T'Pau.
"That was a rhetorical question."

Just then, the crew was blinded by a flash and a mysterious being appeared on the bridge, which for some reason looked exactly like a human. He was dressed in black, with white skin and white gloves. He began to pantomime.

"Ooh! Charades! I love charades!" said Sato.
"What's he saying, Sato?" asked Archer.
Sato watched the mysterious being closely. "He calls himself O, sir."
"Oh?"
"Yes, sir. He says that he belongs to a group of similar beings called the O Continuum, no relation to the Q Continuum."
"The 'Q' Continuum?"
"He appears to be saying never mind, sir."
"Ah."
O gestured profuesly.
"What's he saying now, Sato?" asked Archer.
"I'm not sure, captain..." replied Sato.
O gesticulated wildly.
"I may be no linguistics expert, but I can tell when someone needs to go to the bathroom," said Reed.
"Oh. Sub-Commander T'Pau, would you please show O to the bathroom?" said Archer.
"This ship has a bathroom?" replied T'Pau, puzzled.
"Yes. Contrary to public beliefs, starships actually do have bathrooms."
"Well, no one told me where it was!"
Just then, O sighed in exasperation as a small puddle began to form on the deck.
"Eww!" yelled Sato.
The rest of the crew laughed heartily. O was pleased. He began to gesture again.
"According to O, their purpose is to make people laugh. Seeing as where his job is finished here, he's going to leave now. He says that he'll be back, whenever we need cheering up," said Sato.

And with that, O disappeared in a flash of light.

"Well, that sure was fun. But I want my coffee and timbits! Mr. Mayweather, set course for Tim Hortons, maximum speed!" said Archer
"Er, wouldn't that be maximum velocity, seeing as where we're headed in a straight line?" asked Mayweather.
"Whatever. Just do it!"
"Aye, sir."

With that, the Enterprise engaged it's superluminal drive and was off. Tune in next time as we continue the wacky adventures of the UES Enterprise!

[ August 01, 2001: Message edited by: Mr. Christopher ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

So. When's the sequel coming?

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Ask me in a month.

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"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."
- Garak, "Improbable Cause"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

So. When's the sequel coming?

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

In a month. Now leave me alone!

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"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."
- Garak, "Improbable Cause"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

It's been four days. How bout now?

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel!!!

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

I said in a month! As in 30 days!

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"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."
- Garak, "Improbable Cause"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

30 days from now? Or from your first post? 'Cuz that would be 23 days.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Parthas ale-Yuta!

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

?

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"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."
- Garak, "Improbable Cause"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Oh, come on.

The Vengeance Factor

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Sorry. I haven't been watching early TNG eps every day, you know.

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"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."
- Garak, "Improbable Cause"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

So. Sequel ... ?

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

That was really funny, I haven't seen a lot of good trek-based comdies lately, keep up the good work and to quote JeffKarde:

quote:
So. Sequel ... ?

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Sequel!

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

What part of 30 days from now do you guys not understand? There will be no new episode for at least a month. Accept it.

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"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."
- Garak, "Improbable Cause"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Wait-a-second.

It shouldn't be that long. You've been saying a month for at least a week now. It should be 3 weeks.

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Whatever!

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"I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves!"
- Garak, "In Purgatory's Shadow"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Well, by May 7th I think we'll all be wanting a sequel. So get crackin'

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

If I write one by then, fine. If not, tough beans.

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"I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves!"
- Garak, "In Purgatory's Shadow"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Then why did you start all this if you weren't going to write a sequel?

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

I never once said that I'm not going to write one. I'll write one whenever I get around to it.

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"I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves!"
- Garak, "In Purgatory's Shadow"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Gee. That's nice.

PREQUEL!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

So, where's the (pre/se)quel?

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

I don't know. Write it. I've lost interest in this.

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Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :

I tried to write a sequel. You threw a fit. Write a sequel.

Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :

Hey, I read this thread just now. Good satire, not exactly dogshit.
So, sequel, huh? Do I want some? Yes, please.

Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :

I must concer (or however the f*** you spell it). BTW: check your PMs, Nimmie.

Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :

I don't want to write one. If you want to write one Jeff, go ahead.

Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :

I TRIED to. Remember the fit you threw? Get writing.

Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :

That was because you didn't ask and I didn't want you to. Now I'm giving you permission. If you don't write something, it won't get written. I don't want to write it, okay? Understand? Me no want write, okay?

Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :

Fine.

Be pissy about it. Maybe you should just not start stuff you don't want to finish ...