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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Lore reached out, grabbed Wesley by the neck, and squeezed. Wesley's head blew up, covering Beverly and Lore in goo. "Yuck," Lore said as he blinked, "that was quite disgusting."

"Why...?" Beverly asked. "You animal! I asked you to save him, not kill him!"

Lore shrugged, and, utilizing his massive android strength, threw her through the doors of a turbolift. Sadly, the turbolift wasn't there at the moment, and Beverly fell twenty-two decks in a very short span of time.

"Hmmm," Lore said. "I should've saved that for Dr. Pulaski."

"I heard that, Lore!" the crochity-old-bitch snapped, dodging around a corridor with a phaser in her hand.

Lore shook his head. "No, no. You pronounce it Lore as in ... folklore. Not Lore as in Laue-ore."

"Do not be embarresed, my brother," Data said, stepping around a turn. "She called me Daht-ah when she first came onboard."

Lore noticed that Data also had a phaser. "Didn't I turn you off?" Lore asked.

"Yes, however Wesley Crusher reactivated me."

Lore looked at Wesley's corpse. "Uh, hate to break it to you, 'bro', but I did a Dexter Remmick on this young chap."

"However, the Wesley Crusher who reactivated me is the Wesley Crusher from the Parallels alternate universe."

"Oh, Wesley the security guard?" Lore threw back his head and laughed. "How pathetic!" The android turned quickly and tossed Pulaski down the turbolift shaft. He aimed her phaser at Data, but suddenly security men filled the corridors. They were lead by Lieutenant Wesley Crusher, who was wearing a gold Starfleet security uniform.

"Don't make me kill you..." Wesley warned ...

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Very wesleying...I need a shower, a porter and some sense.

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

This is terrible!!!!!

Now how many parallel universes/realities were there in "Parallels"?
This means if one Wesley can return from "some freaky alternative dimension" (Rimmer - 'The Inquisitor') then there can be millions more.....

***** Runs of screaming *****

How are we supposed to get rid of all those possible alternate Wesleys - Argh!!!

[This message has been edited by Austin Powers (edited April 07, 2001).]

Posted by Psi'a Meese on :

I especially enjoy the Pulaski down the turbolift shaft...how apropo.

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