I'm working with some soundclips and recordings on my friends comp.. i wrote down some lyrics id like to share that i might be putting into a song
quote: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Captain Mike stand up? I repeat, will the real Captain Mike please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a Star Trek fan before Jaws all on the floor like Dax, like Dukat just burst in the door and started burnin her worse than before she first married Worf, throwin her over the Orb.
These are the continuing voyages of the starship... " Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Captain Spock said... nothing you idiots! Captain Spock's dead, we left him on Genesis!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Oh, thank you so very much.
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
Please tell me your going to finish this.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I was forced to scoop my own eyes out w/ spoons when I read that...
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
here, with editting tags for when i find all the soundFX i need
(Slim Shady backbeat/melody begins)
(TOS bosun whistle)
(filtered voice--Captain Mike) May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Captain Mike stand up? I repeat, will the real Captain Mike please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
(Captain Mike) Y'all act like you never seen a Star Trek fan before Jaws all on the floor like Dax, like Dukat just burst in the door.. (DS9: Dax screams) (Captain Mike) ..and started burnin her worse than before, throwin her over the Orb, pissing off poor Worf. (DS9: Worf does death howl)
(ST:II ending--Spock)These are the continuing voyages of the starship... " (Captain Mike) Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
(Captain Mike) And Captain Spock said... nothing you idiots! Captain Spock's dead, we left him on Genesis! (ST:III Spock) "Jim. Why did you leave me?"
(Captain Mike) All the Orion slave girls love me (TOS bridge scanner multiple bleep effect) (CaptainMike)[hums TOS theme] woo-wooo woo woo woo.. (imitating stupid slavegirls) 'There goes Captain Mike.. look at him, cloaking his you know what, beaming up you know who.. but at least hes not Neelix'
(Captain Mike) Yea I probably got a couple of pre-ganglionic fibers up in my head loose (TOS, McCoy in 'Spocks Brain') 'His brain, its gone!' (Captain Mike) but no worse than what's going on in Paramount's boardrooms (soundclip of shitty-ass technobabble from Braga-produced Voyager ep)
.. still working on this verse..
(Chorus) (Cap'n) I'm Captain Mike Yes I'm the real Cap'n All you other Captains are just shape-shifting So won't the real Cap'n... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up becuase I'm Captain Mike Yes I'm the real Cap'n All you other Captains are just reverse-phasing So won't the real Cap'n... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up (Verse 2)
.. work in progress ..
(Captain Mike) And theres a trillion of us just like me who talk ships like me, pin on their pips like me, who just wanna grok Spock like me, Warp, impulse and beam like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me (chorus) (Verse 3)...work in prog....
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
*muffled voice from below* I was on the edge of my seat, but I just fell off.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Ring Denise Crosby! We have a reason for a "Trekkies II"!
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I just got a pulsed stupidity shiver. No, that's NOT a good thing at all.
Leave the filking to the big boys.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
That is actually one of the funniest things I've read in a long time, CaptainMike. Good job! Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
I hate the original song and singer/"artist", but I have to say CaptainMike that that is most enjoyable.
NOW HURRY UP AND FINISH IT GOD DAMN YOU! I NEED SOME STRESS RELIEF AND THIS IS FUNNY!
OK, I'm calm now (I think).
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
OK, ive started to search out sound files for the mixing.. i havent found the best clean version of the beat yet, but i just tested to see how stuff would mix. Since I dont have a microphone hooked up this week, the guest vocalists are LCARS m2 and LCARS m2-F. The Real Captain Mike DL page
[ January 26, 2002, 11:22: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
OK, Mike, now that was freakin hilarious. I'm dying to hear the finished version. I would go out and buy this in the store. It does need a real human voice, but other than that. Damnage...
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
i need to find a way to sing a duet with the synth voice.. thats my next song.. unforgettable maybe
Posted by The Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
One word: Fecking amazing.
Ok, so thats two. Its like giving it an "11" on a scale of 1 to 10.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
I wish my starship version of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" had gotten this much attention. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
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