The wife is making me post this because I lost a bet. Please don't hurt me.
SNOOPY VS THE BORG CUBE:
In The Middle Of The 24 Century In The Clear Blue Sky Over New Jer-sy Came A Wierd Strange Sound That Men Had Never Heard That Creepy Sound Of A Big Borg Cube!
Up In The Sky, A Man In That Cube Jean-Luc Picard was his name 40 ships tried and 40 ships died Now They're Burried Together On The Countryside!
10 20 30 40 50 or more! That Bloody Locutis Was Rolling Up The Score! 11,000 died trying to end that spree Of the bloody former captain of the Enterprise D!
In the nick of time... A hero arose... A funny looking dog with a big black nose. He took to the sky to seek revenge But the Borg shot him down.. "Curses Foiled Again!
Now Snoopy Had Swarn That He'd Get That Man... So he asked the "Great Pumpkin" for a new battle plan... He challanged the drone to a real dog fight--- While the collective was lauhing he got 'em in his sights....
Now That Bloody Locutis was in a fix... He tried to adapt but had run out of tricks... Snoopy fired once and he fired twice... And that bloody borg cube went spinning out of sight....
10 20 30 40 50 or more! That Bloody Locutis Was Rolling Up The Score! 11,000 died trying to end that spree Of the bloody former captain of the Enterprise D! (fade out)
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Erm.
So Rob referred you here, didn't he?
Where'd I put that pitchfork ... ?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Erm.
So Rob referred you here, didn't he?
Where'd I put that pitchfork ... ?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
You know, so you can send it off to those Fan Fiction sites that exist. They have sections of things like this I hear.
Posted by Treknophyle (Member # 509) on :
"Curse you, Red Baron!"
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Bits of advice:
1) Never write music drunk.
2) Neve EVER parody old 60's tunes when drunk.
3) If it sounds funny and clever when you are drunk, it most likely is not.
4) NEVER EVER bet against your wife. 'cause she'll come up with some kind of wicked punishment if you should fail.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"The wife is making me post this because I lost a bet."
Eeelaaaboooraaate!
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Our Bet: We got a call from the A-plant about one of the machines having trouble.
I said that it was most likely caused by the talc-feeder being mis-set.
She said it was most likely the MMF plate being set wrong.
I bet her $5 that I was right, but she had no money on her. So if I was right she would have had to pose for another photo. If she was right, I had to post that song to Flare.
...sadly I was wrong.
quote:Originally posted by Cartmaniac: "The wife is making me post this because I lost a bet."
Eeelaaaboooraaate!
Posted by Masao (Member # 232) on :
"pose for another photo"?? This sounds interesting.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Actually it sounds kind of disturbing....
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Get a Six Sigma Black Belt Quality Manager and you'll never have non-conformance again.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
The day I subscribe to Six Sigma is the day the earth stops spinning and the day Elvis and Jesus walk amoung mortals again.
It's either "Good" or "Bad" there is nothing in between.
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: Get a Six Sigma Black Belt Quality Manager and you'll never have non-conformance again.
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