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OMFG!!! I've just seen Event Horizon, and now I'm in need of counseling. NOW!!!!
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MIB: [QB] After reading Mike Nelson's review of Event Horizon and mixed the memories of that movie with Sleepy Hollow, and the Virgin Suicides, I feel much better! ahhhhhh. I've seen many horror movies before. This one was the only one that bothered me. This and the Exorcist. :) I formulated this theroy as to why Sam Neill got involved. *clears throat* It was a rainy night and Sam Niell was at his home watching a movie on his favorite lazy boy and was drunk as Boris Yeltsen was through out his entire term as president of Russia. He was quite bored when the phone rang. It was his agent! He told Sam about this sci-fi movie called Event Horizon and wanted to know if he may be interested in the lead part. Still totally drunk and not knowing what he was doing he said, "Sure! Why the hell not!" After hanging up the phone he promptly passed out. A week later, after getting a phone call asking him where the hell he was for the first shoot of Event Horizon,(due to the fact that he forgot all about it due to the huge hang over.) Sam began doing what he arguably does best for the film. Act! After the first couple days of shooting he decided to read the entire script for Event Horizon. You see, he had no clue what happenes in the film other than in the parts which were filmed already. Upon reading the rest of the script, he went insane from the sheer shittyness of it. He scooped out his eyes with a spoon so that he would never be able to watch the movie even if he was forced to. He also proceeded to kill all the cast members he could in the most gruesome ways possible as punishment for taking part in the film and not telling him how bad it truly was! Little did our dear Sam know, was that the producer was catching every moment on tape. "This is great stuff, Man!!" He said, "Keep shooting! This stuff is perfect for the film!" The producer was obviously on crack, but no one dared to confront him about it. After the smoked cleared there was a dozen body bags outside the Event Horizon studio and Sam did exactly what he was trying to prevent. Finish the movie. The producer and editor were so f*cked up on crack that they actually managed to find away to intergrate Sam's homicidal rampage into the movie. That was how Event Horizon was made! I hope you kiddies learned something! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :D [/QB][/QUOTE]
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