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Peregrinus
Member # 504
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I just needed to go someplace where I know people have brains to vent about this... Can you believe this crap?!
http://www.petitiononline.com/twotower/
I don't know whether to incite spamming of this twit, or form a petition against this petition. Jeez...
--Jonah
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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posted
What a goober.
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Wraith
Member # 779
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posted
A fairly good demonstration of what happens when chimps get hold of a computer with internet access. What a prat.
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Krenim
Member # 22
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posted
*Waves his magic Admin Wand and moves this over to General Sci-Fi*
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Aban Rune
Member # 226
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posted
It's seems obvious that this guy has never read the books and is probably not even aware that the movies are based on books.
Yah..."apparently" there's going to be a sequel, and it's "obvious" that the title refers to the 9-11 attacks....
Sheesh.
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First of Two
Member # 16
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posted
at least the folks who run petitiononline.com seem to understand the truth.
They could print it in larger letters, though.
The very thought that there might actually be people stupid enough to BELIEVE this petition, though...
ignorant savages.
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Aethelwer
Member # 36
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posted
I'm pretty sure it's a joke. All the "signatures" are either jokes or invalidated.
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Treknophyle
Member # 509
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posted
I don't know about where YOU live - but here in Vancouver, I've been fighting an uphill battle to get the local sf clubs to read books. They think sf was invented on the silver screen...
THe reviewer is simply a product of pop-sf.
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MinutiaeMan
Member # 444
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The only comfort, to me, is that the producers are certainly intelligent enough to completely ignore these illiterates.
Still, it's sickening that such ignorance exists, and takes such a classic literary reference so literally.
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Nim Pim
Member # 205
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posted
Speaking of "The Two Towers", I thought, when I read the whole series in November, that these two towers got surprisingly little attention in the book(s) they were named after.
Only once did I hear about them, Tolkien mentioned just that they were two towers built during the Last Alliance and that they formed the gateway to Mordor (becoming Carchost and Narchost, the Towers of the Teeth) and then that was that, no more screentime for them.
I failed to see why he bothered to name the book after them.
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Veers
Member # 661
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posted
It's got to be a joke. No person could be that stupid. Well, maybe some, but...
Speaking of why the book "Two Towers" is named just that, Tolkien probably said, "Hmmm. I could name it 'Lord of the Rings 2: This Time It's Personal,' 'The Fellowship of the Ring that's not a Fellowship Anymore,' or 'The Two Towers.'"
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DeadCujo
Member # 13
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posted
And I thought Gandalf porn was stupid.
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Grokca
Member # 722
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posted
I'm pissed off about the "Attack of the Clones" title too, with all of the controversy about that Italian threatening to clone a person isn't this title just a little offensive?
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CaptainMike
Member # 709
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I like the actual responses he is getting: quote: I think we should boycott KFC for there tower burger as well. And destroy anything that rises above 10ft.
quote: originally posted by Dirk Diggler They should rename it "The One Tower and Dirk Diggler's Penis"... yeah that'd be nice....
quote: originally posted by Hamm Hurabi I demand that the number two no longer be used!
quote: originally posted by b0b I DIED IN THE TWIN TOWER ATTACK! IF YOU KEEP THE NAME THEN IM GONNA BE OFFENDED!
quote: originally posted by Bill Clinton I agree, America. When I'm fucking my twin interns I shed a tear for 9/11
quote: originally posted by Jesse Jackson This is an atrocity to the black community...
[ May 09, 2002, 07:37: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
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Matrix
Member # 376
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I'm sure there at least a few hardcore soccer moms on there that is taking it seriously. Perhaps want to make anther one about the ame of "Return of the King" because we all know that could mean the return of Christ.
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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posted
quote: 'Lord of the Rings 2: This Time It's Personal,
ROFLMAO -- !
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Nim Pim
Member # 205
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Re: "Return of the King": As cool as I think Elvis was, I don't think he could've played Sauron out of town... [ May 09, 2002, 08:54: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]
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Veers
Member # 661
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posted
When I first heard the name "The Two Towers," I thought, "What? Is this "Lord of the Rings" meets "Die Hard?" I can picture it: the tagline is "40 stories of sheer terror," the poster has Frodo's face superimposed by a big building blowing up, and Frodo's final line is "Yippee-kiy-ay, motherf***er!" and he pushes Sauron off the top of the tower...
My usual silliness is showing.
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Matrix
Member # 376
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Lol. The first thing I thought about Twin Towers was 'another Lord of the Rings movie? Cool!' Not 'OMFG, Tolkien is Satan himself for bringing us 9-11 again! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *and jumps out of the window*'.
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Wraith
Member # 779
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posted
LOL; those responses are *funny*
Elvis lives!!!!!
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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quote: 1205. Jeremy Yeah, I agree, I also think that all women should be banned from beaches, because when they stretch their humps towards the sky, it makes me think of the WTC!!! Women are soooo evil!!
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Far be it for me not to get a joke, but when a Canadian's involved it's best to make sure:
quote: I'm pissed off about the "Attack of the Clones" title too, with all of the controversy about that Italian threatening to clone a person isn't this title just a little offensive?
So, er, are we joking here, or not?
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Nim Pim
Member # 205
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posted
Imagine if you would go into the changing rooms of the Star Wars clones, steal all the ID-material from their armor and spraypaint the rank colors all white.
I suppose Jango Fett puts a new spin on Mohammed Ali's famed "World's Shortest Poem": "Me, We."
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Grokca
Member # 722
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Yes we are joking Liam.
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