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speedingslug
Member # 1966
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Bionic Woman ?
quote: Former EastEnder Michelle Ryan is to star in a US remake of 70s TV show The Bionic Woman, it has been announced.
Ryan, who played Zoe Slater in the BBC soap, beat a host of Hollywood names to the role and was chosen after an exhaustive search.
She will play Jamie Sommers, a tennis pro who suffers a near-fatal skydiving accident.
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Shik
Member # 343
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I see she's already got her bionic nipples.
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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I was gonna say "Bionic breasts" but you beat me to the general idea by more than an hour. Maybe they can shoot lasers from her nipples like in the Kikider anime.
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Da_bang80
Member # 528
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I thought you guys were talking about that japanese robot with the silicone gel skin.
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Mars Needs Women
Member # 1505
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Judging from our star charts, I say her breast come from beyond our galaxy. Perhaps they were like a weapon, used by one side in a war to strike fear into the other side uncounted years ago. The two factions no longer exist, yet the breast remain.
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WizArtist II
Member # 1425
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And now you must fly your shuttlecraft down her gaping maw....
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Johnny
Member # 878
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I thought this was a bizarre joke when I read it in the Metro.
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Aban Rune
Member # 226
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Hmmm... Why remake it? The last Bionic TV movie with Sandra Bullock (way back in the late 80's or early 90's) was supposed to be a pilot for a new series with Bullock as the star. Why not just continue the storyline?
But hey... I'll probably watch whatever the case.
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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Well if the photo above is an indication to what she's gonna be wearing in the series... many guys will watch. I WANT PLOT though...
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B.J.
Member # 858
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Yes, she's very nice to look at, but her body just doesn't look like an athlete's to me.
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Da_bang80
Member # 528
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Yeah, Most tennis players don't have large breasts. Balance issues you know. But I will be looking forward to seeing her in one of those little tennis skirts.
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Lee
Member # 393
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I did like this ad.
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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Hahahaha... I wonder if he'll cameo in the series as her dad/surgeon/coach/boss?
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Johnny
Member # 878
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Or the original actress as her estranged parent.
"YOU AIN'T MY MUVVA!"
One for the Brits there..
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Zipacna
Member # 1881
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quote: She will play Jamie Sommers, a tennis pro who suffers a near-fatal skydiving accident.
Ok, it just has to be said...
New balls please!
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