Keep in mind...this site IS a joke. Says it somewhere on there...they had to post it b/c of all the hate mail they were getting. *L* But it's HILARIOUS just the same to think that there's probably actually ppl that think like this.
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I've had this site bookmarked for ages now. I'm more than a little miffed at you stealing my thunder. I was waiting for an appropriate moment.
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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
*L* well ex-squeeze ME, Sol! *L* :-)
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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :
Well. That is funny. Thank goodness there isn't going to be a seventh sequel huh.
Wasn't Moses impowered to part the Red Sea? Could that be telekinesis too? Was Moses a tool of SATAN?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
These people...
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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I always thought the Ewoks were evil!
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Posted by finn on :
quote:Wasn't Moses impowered to part the Red Sea? Could that be telekinesis too? Was Moses a tool of SATAN?
Nah ah ah, very bad example. Moses was not impowered to part the Red Sea, he was simply told by God to have faith and put his rod/staff over the water and God did the rest.
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Oh be quiet, you don't know what you are talking about.
Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :
finn: He might not know what he's talking about according to Christians, but I doubt he cares much about that. Besides, this is the wrong forum to discuss religion.
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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :
Nor do I care.
Actually the Red Sea is 60 nautical miles wide. Ever walk 60 nautical miles?
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Oh, haven't you heard? It was actually the "Reed Sea", but 15th century printing technology being what it was, they had to cut back on double letters. Jessus Christ, for instance. Jessie to his friends.
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