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Posted by MarianLH (Member # 1102) on :

Now I know what to get the geek who has everything. Hasbro is making a Darth Vader mask that will modify your voice:

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/2004/07/news20040728.html

Pre-recorded breath sounds, too!

[Big Grin]

Marian

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

Sweet! Now to get phone numbers for James Earl Jones' children and leave messages saying they're disowned and that he doesn't want to talk to them ever again....

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Who wants to buy me one?

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

Not James Earl Jones, that's for sure.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

The prerecorded phrases don't include "I find your lack of faith disturbing"? Pfft. What a rip-off.

Posted by Nim the Merciful (Member # 205) on :

But it did "What is thy bidding, massa?"? Snorrt.

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

I would totally trade my organ for Jones' vocal cords or genes thereof.

Posted by MarianLH (Member # 1102) on :

I was looking at it again this morning (mostly to convince myself I didn't imagine it), and saw the following:

quote:
The helmet is adjustable to fit all head sizes, from age 5 to adult.

That is one adjustable helmet...

Marian

Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :

Like most other Vader Masks, this one looks like crap. The back piece is too small

But the voice box is an interesting addition. I wonder if James Earl Jones makes a comission...

Posted by Bond, James Bond (Member # 1127) on :

^^^ Only if he says "This is CNN."

Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :

Didn't they have a Vader voice modifier thingy before? I think a friend of mine has one...

Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :

I have one. It's called my hand. I put my hand over my mouth and talk in a deep voice. It works great.

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

You're playing with your hands and making husky voices, Aban?

Posted by Nim the Merciful (Member # 205) on :

You're going on fumes here, son, you should get some are and are.
Again; Greyhound to Tijuana, the Hermano Hotel, 2 weeks of boozing and whoring, then you'd be your regular salty self. Hm?

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

Hmmmmm.....boozing and whoring.

Good idea, Nim!

Though not the Greyhound part: have you ever actually rode one? Nightmareish.