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Sol System
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That is only one of the most intriguing "news" stories to be found on the following site.

Heaven Reported Found!

I'm having a hard time accepting this as a serious page. But I can't find any disclaimer saying it's a joke. Which leaves us with headlines like this one: "CARS GO TO HEAVEN - SUPER HIGHWAYS PAVED WITH GOLD IN HEAVEN"

No word on the sheep, though.

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Sol System
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Oh, that's not even the best part, though. For just ten dollars, you can be a contestant in the Ten Commandments Quiz.

Or, view the results of the Jesus Poll.

"Results Internet JESUS Poll: A free JESUS Poll was conducted on the Internet a little over a year, from April 1996 - Unil May 1997. Internet voting was light with a little over 1000 votes cast, Voting close in the beginning. At one point, votes were Even For and Against JESUS, but later JESUS took a big lead which JESUS held for the rest of the year ending in a Landslide Victory for JESUS!"

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They use cell phones in hell.

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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That is disturbing... Exceedingly so...

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Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*o_O*

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HMS White Star
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THEY DO NOT USE CELL PHONES IN HELL, they use the PCS wireless system .LOL.

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Jubilee
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1-800-CALL-ATT, anyone? ... *evil laughter*

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