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Baloo
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I understand that working for oil companies is hard, thankless work that doesn't always pay very well.

So tell me: why is this guy smiling?

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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited September 04, 1999).]


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Maybe he doesn't actually work there, and he's driving through, laughing at the people who do... :-)

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Feste
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There's a Monica Lewinsky joke here but I'm not going to touch it with a barge pole.

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Sol System
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Perhaps some poor woman in front of him lost her underwear?

Man, those were creepy.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Look! CELERY!

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies


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Kosh
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I was going to be a little more blunt than Feste, but I think you get the idea!

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Jeff Raven
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What? No one sees the girl bending over in the passenger seat?

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Baloo
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I apologize for not providing commentary on this week's picture sooner. We had a mobility exercise this week and I spent 12 hours of every day (well, actually, night) weighing pallets of stuff and checking the paperwork thereon. Wakefulness was not the least of my problems.

With regard to the pic, I don't quite know what to say except this guy appears to be happier than is possible without qualifying for a stay of some length at the local laughing academy. I live in Oil Country, and I have never seen anyone quite that ecstatic about driving with the top down (phew!) through an oil field. I would look forward to that prospect with the same sort of enthusiasm I reserve for walking barefoot across a feed lot.

In conclusion, there is no rational explanation for this guy's gleeful demeanor. The only logical conclusion is this: He is not rational.

--Baloo

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TSN
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Remember when your mother told you not to make weird faces because your face might stick that way? Well... :-)

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PsyLiam
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Possible explanations:

1/ He's just seen a piece of vegetable that looks a bit rude.

2/ Someone's just given him a pen that's also a clock.

3/ He's just been given an extremely expensive crystal duck.

4/ He's taking part in the new "Bodyform for men" advert, and he's just saw the roof off of his car.

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Jubilee
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*ROFL*

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies


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