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Baloo
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Gravie sent me these. It's very accurate.

--Baloo

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked and bring beer.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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True. VERY true.

At least, on the top count. I actually think it takes a little more to impress a man than showing up naked and bringing beer. But that's just me.

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

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Baloo
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*L*

It says impress, not "establish a deep and meaningful relationship"!

As far as that list goes, beer is optional.

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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited October 31, 1999).]


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Montgomery
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Bringing a previously unseen VGR vid would go down well tooo as it implies a certain scope for intelligent discussion after the evening's carnal pleasuresssss.
Unhhhhhhhhh baby......

Aw hell, just turning up naked and sporting a foxily twitching nose would do.

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gravie
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for me, when I was single it was a plus when they showed up at all.

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The First One
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Christ, bollocks like this makes me want to become a serial killer.

Well, here's my handy list to attracting the opposite sex:

Don't be me.

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Xentrick
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gravie: I wouldn't know

First One: If you think it sucks to be, count your blessings.


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