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Baloo
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Courtesy of Gravy:

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

"Let's do it in the Dinning room"

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Bwahahahahaha...
That's pretty damn hilarious, Baloo.
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" Teehee.
Of course, I'm not assuming any sexual connotations to these, I'm not a sick-minded individual at all.

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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God, it's like Christmas in the UK. Only without the funny hats.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I like! But when do you say "lay back & take it easy" in thanksgiving?

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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That's what the husband should say to the wife, after the dinner is over. "Sit back and relax, i'll clean up" *grin*

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Charles Capps
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*ROTFLMFAO!!!!*

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