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Member # 343
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Heh...a wonderful quote from my friend Kelly:
i learned about a new genre of people today that i never knew existed. gravers. aka gothic ravers. what the FUCK is that?? they're all 'oh i will slash my wrists if i don't get ecstasy' and they write shitty poetry about glowsticks or something. damn those goths.
the darkness of my soul..is lightened by the luminesence of my glowstick like a sword of truth it pierces the darkness MY UFO PANTS GLEAM LIKE BEACONS OF JOY WHILST MY HEART IS THROBBING WITH PAIN OOH A PARADOX AM I AS I SMOKE MY CLOVE
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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"I was awoken by a strange man in shoddy robes late one evening. He asked me if I could let him stay the night. Agreeing, I asked him his name. He said Cliff Yablonksi, and so it is written."
'Tis a mercifully funny observation.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 29, 2001).]
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But Ultra... You are Cliff Yablonski... I've already figured that out.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Silliness is a truly wonderful thing. It's invigorating to stop life for a few moments and just act child-like, naive, innocent, and just plain silly.
That's why people were looking at me strangely as I was dancing in a thunderstorm last night in my pink tutu singing Celine Dion.
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
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Gothic ravers? What, do they wear all black except for their rainbow-colored bracelets and glowie-things?
------------------ "Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..." -Tool, �nima
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Don't forget their UFO pants. With holes. To represent the holes in their souls. I AM BLACKENED!
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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Hmmm, but with so many jokes going over so many heads in the past, it's probably safer to just explain them straight away before the "I don't get it..." post.
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