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Saltah'na
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I have yet to ascertain the source but 2 out of 3 Americans don't know what or where actually Canada is.
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There are people in this country that still don't know that there is a state called West Virginia. They think it's still Virginia. We've been a real state since 1862.
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You've been a PRETEND state since 1862. That population will never be a real state. Not with 'dueling banjos' as a theme song.
I know where Canada is. I know the names of the Provinces, even that new Territory. I know where Transkei is on a map. I can point out Bophuthatswana.
So there.
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It's not England, BTW. It's "Brattan". And "Fraance."
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Indeed, I don't really see much humor in this. In fact, I'm a bit insulted. Who the hell likes Disney and McDonald's? Ew!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Seriously. Taco Bell's the king. With Subway a close second. And we don't spell "neighbor" with a "u". Sheeesh.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Neighbors spelled with a 'U?' Oh, i missed that. Well, that just shows you that the origin of the map is clearly not from the US. Probably one of those snowchuckers to the north.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Yeah, that's about right. But pretty soon, the seemingly friendly snowchuckers are gonna chuck so much snow, and cover your entire country, and then, THE WORLD!!! Mwahahaha!!
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They also spelled "civilization" w/ an 's'. So, apparently, we don't know foreign geography, while, wherever this was made, they don't know foreign spelling or the fact that "America" != the United States.
I also know where Bophuthatswana is. Er... about. I know what country it's in, anyway. *L*
In eighth grade, I was fifth place in the state level of the National Geography Bee, if that says anything. :-)
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