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Shik
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What's next, "stealth meat?"

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Grokca
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Sounds yummy.

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Ritten
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They have roasted chick breast too....

All I have to say is spoiled fucks.......

They get MRE heaters in them also.... never a cold meal.....

Man, I would have gotten fat had we had good stuff in the MREs.....

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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The359
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I thought this thread was going to be about potato guns, but I guess I was wrong...

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Siegfried
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Sounds better than the typical dorm food I'm subjected to.
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Shik
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One of the things I love is how they talk about "water activity" within the bread.

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capped
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One of the things i love is that by taking meals like these and introducing them to supermarket shelves, we are slowly killing our species with preservatives and malnutrition
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Malnurtured Snay
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I am not malnurtured!

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Siegfried
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Malneutered then?
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Malnurtured Snay
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What? Absolutely not. Do you see a single "e" in that first word? I'm simply saying, I'm not actually malnurtured. I'm just posing as a Malnurtured.

(Truth be told, I'm not really a Snay -- much less, a Snayer -- either).

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OnToMars
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This might be a good time to ask then --

What the hell is a snayer?

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Siegfried
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A snayer is something that's either malnutured or malneutered. [Big Grin]
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Malnurtured Snay
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"Snay" is Baltimorese for "snow" ... apparently. I first heard it from a friend of mine who hooked me on Counter-Strike, and that was his explanation. I think it's the South-East/Dundalk dialect, personally. They talk real fucked up down there. He had his system set up so that when he planted the bomb as a Terrorist, or rescued the Hostages as a Counter-Terrorist, his computer would say to his team, "snay snay, the bomb is being planted!" or "snay snay, rescuing the hoes!"

When I played at his place before I got a cable modem, I would log in as Malnurtured Sow (a name he came up with) to diffentiate from his [PoE] Baby Jesus. When I got my cable modem, I started playing as Malnurtured Snay. Eventually, Snay became Snayer (except for Counter-Strike, where I'm still Snay ... [EGBT-r] Malnurtured Snay as of two nights ago).

Playing on the Evil Geniuses For A Better Tomorrow server, yessah ...

[ April 15, 2002, 12:51: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]

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Siegfried
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Even after a long post on the subject, no one knows the answer yet.
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